I've been robbed!

[TruthOrLie]

I don't let many people in my home. I can count the number on one hand. All but one of those individuals get locked on the patio (while smoking a cig) if I have to leave them unattended.

Call me paranoid.

Anyway, this one friend of mine I've known since I was a kid. 20+ years.

Everytime he comes over he's got a bottle of water. He always asks to put his water in the freezer. "Sure, go ahead" I say. Why not?

Well guess what? Two lobsters have got up and walked out of my damned freezer.

Bought two weeks before New Years and searched for just the other night to compliment the crab and shrimps.

This fucker stole my lobsters!

According to the ol' lady, 3 marinated chickens and a steak have gone missing over the past 3 months, too!

I always wondered why someone would need their water so cold.

Don't trust cold water drinkers or risk learning the hard way like me!

 

[bterzz]

That's some expensive shit!!

I've always preferred room temperature water anyway

 

[McCloud]

Hahahaha ain't that some shit !!

 

[SmokeMe]

I should'nt laugh!!

 

[Marijuanasaur]

thats almost unbelievable. But then again, people do some crazy shit when they feel like they can get away with it. Evolution has heavily endowed humans with a knack to sense 'opportunity', no matter how abstract.

Just goes to show you aren't paranoid, and people really are that shitty. its a sad world. but keep trying to find the people worth knowing, they are out there somewhere. maybe at the grocery store buying their own damn lobsters, lol, who knows

 

[erynies]

lol

Be careful dude some real jackers will go to taking food like that. I have seen this type of behavior before. I would take it as a major red flag.

 

[g0vnaa]

Stealing from a friends fridge ?!?!?!
Seriously this guy is fucked up....

 

[mtbazz]

Thats messed up and just reinforces my thinking of "trust no-one".

Sounds like the guy must be some sort of klepto though.

Also, kudos to you for being so security minded!

 

[HighDesertJoe]

Hell maybe he's all ready pinching your green shit and has been getting away with it for years and now he's BRANCHING(pun) out to the freezer.

I see a Nanny cam in your further

Good Luck

 

[ddrew]

Are you serious???
How did he get out of the house with them?
SO you're saying he hung out for a while with two frozen lobsters shoved down his pants and you didn't notice?

"Is that a pair of lobsters in your pants, or are you just happy to see me?"

 

[Andyo]

say nothing

say nothing

If youve not said anything to him then dont ,a nice leg of chicken with a little poison will fix him up good n proper.A

 

[ak-51]

Don't trust cold water drinkers or risk learning the hard way like me!

Whoa let's not jump to conclusions! I loves me my cold water. The difference is that I, unlike your unprepared friend, just put ice in my water bottle before I leave the house.

How the hell did he sneak out two lobsters anyway? You can't just shove a whole (let alone 2) lobsters in your pants... can you?

 

[Classy@Home]

How the hell did he sneak out two lobsters anyway? You can't just shove a whole (let alone 2) lobsters in your pants... can you?

Two words..

Prison Pocket
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Dude "hooped" 'em - amazing how much a dedicated Colon Cowboy can smuggle when he really wants to...

 

[amannamedtruth]

Pretty messed up. I'd probably just stop talking to him.

 

[nevillehazeman]

That's fucked up. It amazes me when people do stuff like this. It's like they think you're so dumb you won't notice and they believe they've pulled one over on you. Whatever the reason, it takes a selfish individual to do something like that. Somebody who has little regard for others is not to be trusted in my book, only a matter of time before they stab you in the back and look out for #1.

 

[nevillehazeman]

How could anybody be so shellfish? Get it? Lobster , selfish,....hahahaha. Have a good New Year everybody!!

 

[Bulldog11]

LOL, don't blame us water drinkers. I never drink anything but water and yes I like to put my water anywhere it gets cold. (why did that sound dirty) I often ask my friends if I can chill my water in a freezer, however I never stuck lobster down my pants......well at least dead lobsters. jk.

The way I see it you have two choices.... Take the high road and maybe even invite this guy over for dinner. In the middle of dinner confront him and tell him he is always welcome to your food, if it is eaten in your house. Simple rule, and you may be able to keep a long time friend.

Option 2 - Cut all ties. This guy is a security risk and if he is stealing shit out of your fridge then imagine what will happen if he knows about your grow.

I would lean tword option 2.

 

[Captain Ginyu]

I got a better idea....inject loads of exlax into some scrumptious-looking crab legs & stick that in the freezer. Oh boy, just watch everything unfold like the shit scene in Dumb & Dumber, LMAO!

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Were the lobsters dead?......Perhaps they worked out how to 'Fridge-Break'......and are now out 'on the lam?'


*if so call your local cop-shop and file a 'missing lobster(s)' report.....and/or put up pictures of them around your neighborhood with a reward notice...

 

[merlot]

I don't mean to chuckle at something getting stolen from you, but when I first started reading I totally expected it to be bud that got stolen... to find out it was lobster.

I wouldn't consider anyone a friend that was invited over to my house and stole from me. I think you should totally confront him, and ask him WTF he was thinking.

Also ask him where he hid the lobsters!