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I think I might be under surveillance...

StellarP

Member
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:chin: where i come from you dont call the cops....for anything........WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CALL THE COPS????

regulate your own problems and fuck the cops
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Well, unless you want to be in the system rather than use it to your advantage, afterall as a homeowner you do pay for it.:)

Fun fact- the county sheriff is the only law enforcement officer(in U.S.) that can arrest Federal law enforcement.

Cheers
StellarP
 

Stress_test

I'm always here when I'm not someplace else
Veteran
rippers...with a police scanner.

was your mother smoking you out in utero...:ying:

the holidays bring out the best in me...

That's the most logical conclusion I've seen yet...

It's Christmas time and rippers and other thieving motherfuckers are out scoping out scores to hit later. Anybody with a ton of lights up in this economy must really be in the Christmas spirit and probably has a ton of gifts under the tree or hidden in the garage.

If you advertise: They will come...
 

rambone

Member
If you were being watched they wouldn't be sitting out front in crown vics, they would have a middle-aged female in a mini-van watching you.
 
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Guest 18340

false sense of security, as much as everyone would like to think that it's the golden ticket, it's still Federally illegal.
In your case it would only be Federally illegal if you go above 99 plants, the Federal limit...
 

cobcoop

Puttin flame to fire
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Cops like to find dark out of the way places to fuck off, especially at night. Given your circumstance I wouldn't worry.
 
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OrganicOzarks

I think I might be under surveillance if........

I see a flashing LED light on my dogs collar while he's licking my balls.

This thread was a game wasn't it? Crown me the winner!:)
 
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Fastcast

Turns out the girl next door was doing some shady things at the,I went and asked the people next door about the matter.They will never sit right in front of the house or?they are watching.I think your fine.PS A street cop came buy latter to see if I had calmed down,I was sleeping.
 
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growshopfrank

Well-known member
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the lazy ass LEO's in my city are infamous for conducting obvious surveillance operations with the sole purpose of having you evade them after witch they go in front of a judge and say that you are a highly sophisticated criminal and as so they need to install a GPS tracker on your vehicle, listen to your phone and intercept your mail and internet this has worked for them for years
 

Zen Master

Cannasseur
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In your case it would only be Federally illegal if you go above 99 plants, the Federal limit...

false

its illegal across the board federally, 99 is where some mandatory minimums come into play, if they choose to prosecute it that way that is....


a DEA agent could arrest you for having a gram. Likely? no. However its still legally possible.
 

dank.frank

ef.yu.se.ka.e.em
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You may be getting the greatest gift of all this holiday season, a chance to publicly fight your cause! Take one for the team! ...

I'd tear down and move. But first clean all glass spotless, wipe down any finger prints on common areas. Might want to light candles to cover the stentch...see you dont notice it cause your always there. Also saving energy because they are probably monitoring that too...

...

I THINK THEY KNOOOW, maaaaaaaaaan!?!

run away, run away, run away... (ala Monty's Quest for the holy grail)

:laughing:

I jest...relax. Get an indica in your line up. ;) Or if they come back, ask for their license and registration, hahaha....no, but you can request badge numbers.


dank.Frank
 

Critter

Think for yourself, question authority
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It probably has nothing to do with you what so ever. Just keep safe, tell no one, and relax.
 

dank.frank

ef.yu.se.ka.e.em
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I think I might be under surveillance if........

I see a flashing LED light on my dogs collar while he's licking my balls.

This thread was a game wasn't it? Crown me the winner!:)

Call and raise you +neg rep!! hahahaha!

:laughing:


dank.Frank
 
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Guest 18340

false

its illegal across the board federally, 99 is where some mandatory minimums come into play, if they choose to prosecute it that way that is....


a DEA agent could arrest you for having a gram. Likely? no. However its still legally possible.
I stand corrected.
 

RockyMountainHi

I'd rather laugh with the sinners than cry with th
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WHat ya gotta do is bend over, place your head firmly between your knees, then,, kiss your ass goodbye!


opps nevermind - that is instructions for nuclear war.

Where you are - I once was. Most the time I was paranoid.

Think about moving to a state that allows medical - or start working for that where you are now.

It'll be awright.
 

waveguide

Active member
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FUSION groups are anti-terrorist citizen watch groups working in cooperation with law enforcement. they can be anyone, and they can watch anyone they "think is a terrorist".

so your pissed ex- can call up the FUSION group and say you were talking some unpatriotic trash and need to be watched. you go on the list.

the u.s. has had a list in the past and anyone who believes that list went away is naive.

if you don't have any enemies who might try and implicate you, you might have been found out by some other means.. you could be legal but, they're still going to harass you.. and parking in front of your house being obvious and making police scanner noises is overt, not covert.

maybe they can't legally touch you but they can still bother you, and maybe they can convince you to do what they want (eg. quit).

people really do harass people. in the workplace, it's recognised, it's called mobbing. in communities, especially in modern communities with FUSION groups, it's called gang stalking. except, people don't talk about gang stalking. mobbing is cool but people aren't ready to admit that much of the west is similar to a STASI police state, so most people say gang stalking is paranoia and nothing more.

you're a better judge of what's happening than anyone on the internet. stay calm.

for all you know, it could be someone you thought was cool. maybe another grower who is some megalomaniac asshat who thinks you're going to take away his income, so they report you.
 

BattleAxe

Member
Thanks for all of your replies. I'm too far behind to quote all of them...I caught my neighbor today and turns out they weren't friends of theirs. So I'm hoping that, it was just cops chilling out or maybe a recon by some thieves. Hopefully a one time deal, if not, I'll have to adjust again. I'm not too worried about thieves, I'm pretty confident in my defense. I admit that I went a bit overboard with the lights this year but, it's our first house and first christmas here, we have kids, you know how it is.
I survived two combat tours to the shitbox. Not too concerned with half ass thugs with a handgun and little to no weapons or other training. At any rate, I feel that my defense could benefit a little from some counter-surveillance so maybe that will be my christmas present to myself.

Should anything else out of the ordinary happen, I will be sure to speak on it. Thanks for all helpful and comedic input.
 

trichrider

Kiss My Ring
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This is a good sentiment. You are very gracious in accepting the levity expressed in sarcastic sentiments.
I wish you and yours the safe and blissful Christmas in your new house...replete with 'National Lampoons Christmas Vacation' gusto; may this one be most memorable for your family.
Peace and Goodwill.
 

cody2white

ghost in training
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Raid down the street today. they were in mini vans and rx8's lol they use anything and everything
 

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