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Hasch

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Yeah, it started blocking the waterway under that bridge.
Was wondering where did they push it to?
 

shithawk420

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looks like we have a contender for the Darwin award.did he lose his finger?that guy was so stupid he thought pulling was a good idea.if he would of calmed down maybe the lion would of let go.i dont know.i dont have much experience with lions.best believe that lion taught him a lifelong lesson
 
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armedoldhippy

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looks like we have a contender for the Darwin award.did he lose his finger?that guy was so stupid he thought pulling was a good idea.if he would of calmed down maybe the lion would of let go.i dont know.i dont have much experience with lions.best believe that lion taught him a lifelong lesson
i reached through the fence at the Knoxville zoo MANY years ago to touch a tiger lying on its side facing away from me. it STILL almost got me, even having to turn completely around to do it. they are faster than i would have ever believed possible...soft, too! :D
 

shithawk420

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i reached through the fence at the Knoxville zoo MANY years ago to touch a tiger lying on its side facing away from me. it STILL almost got me, even having to turn completely around to do it. they are faster than i would have ever believed possible...soft, too! :D
HA! doesnt Mike Tyson have a pet tiger?Fucking Escobar had a damn zoo.i wonder what they did to all those animals when they killed him.my mom got bit by a monkey once at Brookfield zoo i think.i like monkeys but i wouldnt trust them as far as i could throw them.WTF thought having a monkey in an apartment was a good idea?knew someone a long time ago that had one.they wear diapers for a reason.
 

armedoldhippy

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HA! doesnt Mike Tyson have a pet tiger?Fucking Escobar had a damn zoo.i wonder what they did to all those animals when they killed him.my mom got bit by a monkey once at Brookfield zoo i think.i like monkeys but i wouldnt trust them as far as i could throw them.WTF thought having a monkey in an apartment was a good idea?knew someone a long time ago that had one.they wear diapers for a reason.
his hippo herd is expanding and causing problems. last i read, they were about to meet the same fate he got. kid i grew up with had a spider monkey. big mistake...
 

shithawk420

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his hippo herd is expanding and causing problems. last i read, they were about to meet the same fate he got. kid i grew up with had a spider monkey. big mistake...
he had a hippo eh?only one of the most dangerous animals in the world.spider monkey,ill bet the place was a wreck.i heard a story recently about a guy trekking through china or somewhere on a bridge and they had to have sticks from monkeys stealing there stuff.dont know how true but i believe it.if i was a criminal mastermind id train a monkey to steal jewelry and watches but the little bastard would probably steal and pawn it for peanuts and titties.all of us love titties.its true
 

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