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How many here have a university degree?

m@rg

go on .. pull my finger
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4 yrs a college many moons ago landed me with a £60000 a year,very cushy job

hated every minute of college ,not for me i work with my hands
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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trouble, your medical qualifications only qualify you to teach masterbation techniques to 14 year old mentally handicapped virgins.
 
G

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Pops, Dr. trouble taught me himself how to touch myself. He is a good teacher. Very hands on. In fact, he told me I was a much better student than you. I need a refresher course. Oh, Doc? Can you fit me in?
 

trouble

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Pop's & Old Fool, your jealousy of my achievements go all the way back to our 3rd grade class when the two of you peaked-out academically when the both of you finished 2nd and 3rd in our class spelling bee. The sad part about it is we were the only three student in the special reading class. I'm glad Mrs. Clever is not around to see the way you guys are acting.



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Another Ph.D. here. I just finished my 8-year stint studying clinical psych., and am now working as a therapist at a university student counseling center.

Just in our little informal community polling here, it seems we could effectively disprove some of those persistent propagandistic myths about marijuana, motivation, education, etc.

KT
 

Pops

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Doc Trout, you need to work with Old Fool and Trouble. They really need help, esp. trouble, who has delusions of grandeur. During the 3rd grade(his senior year), he never had better than a C average. We thought he was going to be president, but Bush beat him to it.
 
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trouble

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Pops said:
Doc Trout, you need to work with Old Fool and Trouble. They really need help, esp. trouble, who has delusions of grandeur. During the 3rd grade(his senior year), he never had better than a C average. We thought he was going to be president, but Bush beat him to it.


Pop's, Bush is my puppet on a string. The Zionist and I put him in office as part of our master plan to inflict misery and chaos upon the world! I'm really stoned and starting to get drunk and I have one more surgery to do before I'm able to clock-out and go home for dinner. Where's my scalpel?




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G

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Your scapel is in the same place as your head...up your ass! lol Sorry, Doc, the opening was there. lol Damn I amuse myself. Another joy of being simple minded...we are easily amused. A rubber band is hours of fun and enjoyment.
 

Sammet

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Kilgore_Trout said:
Another Ph.D. here. I just finished my 8-year stint studying clinical psych., and am now working as a therapist at a university student counseling center.

Just in our little informal community polling here, it seems we could effectively disprove some of those persistent propagandistic myths about marijuana, motivation, education, etc.

KT

Sometimes it seems like I'm on a one man mission. Not anymore!
 

trouble

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Old Fool said:
Your scapel is in the same place as your head...up your ass! lol Sorry, Doc, the opening was there. lol Damn I amuse myself. Another joy of being simple minded...we are easily amused. A rubber band is hours of fun and enjoyment.

Old Fool, My father always told me that I lack that inate refinement which allows one to be entertained by a simple life.

Say good-night to Mrs. Old Fool for me.



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B.C.

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LMAO You guys are killin me over here... esp thinkin someone is taken ya serious (no offence ta them)...my sides a hurting from laughin so hard.It's like IC mag's own blue collar comedy hour....Take care,BC
 

RED145

Member
Really,thanks for the heads up!I dont know that I want my surgeon or doctor smokin rope!!No wonder there are so many mal-practice suits.
I got a regents from my high school,but I did stay at a Holiday Inn once!!
 

Pops

Resident pissy old man
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Red, you are now qualified to perform brain surgery. However, you may have to look elsewhere for patients as there are few brains on ICMag.
 
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robobond

Future Psychopharmacologist
In the process of getting my aa degree. I plan to go as far, hopefully, to my phd. Majoring in psychology and think I might want to become a professor.
 

dontstepongrass

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i only read a few post before saying what i did. didnt read entire thread.

now that i did, i feel that i need what you guys are smoking! fire in the hole! :rasta:
 

trouble

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robobond said:
In the process of getting my aa degree.

I tried to get my AA degree when I was 16 yrs.old, however, I was in such denial that I couldnt make it past step #1. My hats off to anyone that can make through all 12 steps and earn their degree!




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trouble

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dontstepongrass said:
i only read a few post before saying what i did. didnt read entire thread.

now that i did, i feel that i need what you guys are smoking! fire in the hole! :rasta:


Thats OK, we just figured you were as sick & crazy as we are.


Wecome to the Royal Cannabis Mental Heath Hospital!



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