How many here have a university degree?

[zomg1]

Bsc. here.

Though I don't rate University very highly at all (ok - I don't rate the uni i went to). It's a real rip-off these days which does nothing to teach, inspire or encourage you to think. If I could do it all again, I'd have done apprenticeships and open university courses rather than indulge the egos of real-world failures who resort to teaching.

Just consider that a lot of degrees don't have the material to stretch to the 3,4 or 5 years that the course lasts. You find yourself doing pointless repetitive reports which use methods which are already obsolete but which remain on the curriculum because they're too lazy to update it. And a lot of lecturers are woefully ill-equipped to "teach". Several of my courses the guy teaching was using a "beginners guide to..... " book and just read it out like it was fucking kindergarden. And this idiot was one of the people who was meant to review my final projects?!!???!! He was god-damn idiot!!

I'm bitter because I expected more from the place I went to. If you do go, choose very carefully and don't expect it to be inspiring.

Sounds like you either went to a really shitty university, or you got back what you put in.. nothing.

 

[Perfect Haze]

I have a degree in sound engineering and music technology....hella helpful in my career in the bar trade

was good fun tho, and got to play with some lovely equipment

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

the "scientist" you can call me Herr Professor PVR for short. okies? as Dr. Paz is only for the ladies.

:wink:

 

[Pops]

Paz, do you still use that Doctor routine to get the ladies to take off their clothes so you can "examine" them. Shame on you!

 

[trouble]

All you smart people. I'm just happy riding the bus without my helmet now. I glad my bus is short. I get confused if it's bigger.

Old Fool, I use to feel the same way about myself before I became a graduate of the Engineering program at Northwestern University and received my Medical degree from Northwestern University Medical School and a Medical Management degree from the Kellogg School of Business at Northwestern University and completed my residency in surgery at Duke University Medical Center.

I miss the days of my youth riding the little yellow bus and to this day I still wear my helmet during surgery and get confused when performing anything bigger than a Double By-Pass.




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[Pops]

Trouble,when my ex-wife had a kidney stone removed, she had a drain tube coming out of a small hole on her left side. I asked the doctor to leave the hole so I could get a little on the side. He refused. I should have called a great surgeon like you. I'll bet the nurses like your "Big Helmet".

 

[trouble]

Trouble,when my ex-wife had a kidney stone removed, she had a drain tube coming out of a small hole on her left side. I asked the doctor to leave the hole so I could get a little on the side. He refused. I should have called a great surgeon like you. I'll bet the nurses like your "Big Helmet".

Pop's, I'm sorry, but Kidney Stones are beneath me, I leave those to the less qualified in the medical profession.

And the nurses love the helmet when I perform a little Myocardial Function and Ventricular Mechanics on their ass.


As Ever,

Dr Trouble MD




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[RED145]

LOL....a little on the side,I get it!!And who said cholostemy's couldnt be fun!!

 

[Guest]

Dr. trouble, I have a condition known as pea brained. Help! What do you have in a smaller size? Anything in the non-thinking model? While you got my head open, microsurgery, can you do something with my hearing? When my wife talks, I hear "wah wah wah wah". Can you fix it so I don't even hear that?

 

[HeadyPete]

I got a BA in marketing manegemnt i dont find it one bit useful
Still havent had a relevant job in 3 years after garduation and im not going to

If you spelled like this on your resume or job applications, I'm not surprised you're flipping burgers.

 

[Pops]

OF, by now you should have developed "selective hearing" that allows you to hear a football game on the neighbors TV 3 blocks down, but does not allow you to hear the wife and kids right next to you. It is a defensive mechanism developed by most married men after ten years or so marriage. Unfortunately,"selective hearing" is somehow connected to the testicles instead of the ears, so,if your wife keeps your testicles in her purse, you cannot tune her out.

 

[trouble]

Dr. trouble, I have a condition known as pea brained. Help! What do you have in a smaller size? Anything in the non-thinking model? While you got my head open, microsurgery, can you do something with my hearing? When my wife talks, I hear "wah wah wah wah". Can you fix it so I don't even hear that?

Old Fool, at the moment I'm much too busy with my duties as chair of the department of surgery here at my Medical Center, I dont have time to deal with such a hopeless condition such as yours.

As far as Mrs.Old Fool and her nagging ways, try placing a Dr. Trouble Torpedo in her mouth, it worked wonders on my X and she was unable speak during the entire procedure.


As Ever,
Dr, Trouble MD


PS. Dr. Trouble Torpedos may be purchased for $29.99 plus $5.00 S/H. Please feel free to contact my staff for details. Act Now! Supplies are limited!




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[newbieb]

in the process

 

[PazVerdeRadical]

Paz, do you still use that Doctor routine to get the ladies to take off their clothes so you can "examine" them. Shame on you!

Pops, do you think that routine can actually work? sweet!

 

[dontstepongrass]

chair of the department of surgery, eh? care to give the LEO who most likely browse this board any more detailed info? hope you use a proxy server

 

[Pops]

dontstep, the closest thing he has ever come to surgery was removing the panties of the little girl with whom he was playing "doctor".

 

[trouble]

chair of the department of surgery, eh? care to give the LEO who most likely browse this board any more detailed info? hope you use a proxy server

In my world the herb is leagal and there is no LEO. Anyone affilated with any goverment or law enforcement agency from other countries is stoped at the border and not allowed to enter my country.



As ever,
Dr. Trouble MD



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[dontstepongrass]

ahhhh. well here in the states things are different...

 

[Pops]

If you believe anything posted by Old Fool, Trouble or myself, please have someone escort you to the nearest hospital, as you need immediate help with your mental health issues.

 

[trouble]

dontstep, the closest thing he has ever come to surgery was removing the panties of the little girl with whom he was playing "doctor".

Pop's, its obvious that your still somewhat distraught over the boards decision to elect me chair over you. I beleive my record of achievement in teaching and research, a deep commitment to clinical excellence, prior experience as a department chair, and my persuasive personal vision for the future of surgery in the coming decades speaks for itself. Not to mention the praise by my colleagues and staff as a person of sound judgment, integrity and one who deeply rooted in academic values.


As ever,
Dr, Trouble MD




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