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How I've thwarted drug dogs multiple times, and how you can too!
- Thread starter OpenStrife
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I haven't been pulled over in a few years and 10+ years while I was riding dirty.
Cops can also be distracted, just as the dogs.
They want a calm person to talk to, if your calm and scared they can tell. If they walk up to the window and you are fuming mad/yelling/pissed, he will try/want you to calm down. This is where the distraction takes place because he is then focusing on you being pissed off and trying to calm you down, he doesn't have much of a chance to sense if your trying to hide something if your super pissed off. As you slowly calm down, he will likely just want to do his work and be done with you.
Cops know if a person is calm and becomes increasingly nervous, there is probably something they are hiding, but if you drop the anger bomb on them it screws up that whole scenario. Then their main concern is going to be to get you calm down vs trying to sense if you hiding something.
I will say, it depends a lot on what you look like too, so that has to be factored in.
Good tip on the deer piss.
Black pepper will also clog up their smell sensors for a few hours.
Cops can also be distracted, just as the dogs.
They want a calm person to talk to, if your calm and scared they can tell. If they walk up to the window and you are fuming mad/yelling/pissed, he will try/want you to calm down. This is where the distraction takes place because he is then focusing on you being pissed off and trying to calm you down, he doesn't have much of a chance to sense if your trying to hide something if your super pissed off. As you slowly calm down, he will likely just want to do his work and be done with you.
Cops know if a person is calm and becomes increasingly nervous, there is probably something they are hiding, but if you drop the anger bomb on them it screws up that whole scenario. Then their main concern is going to be to get you calm down vs trying to sense if you hiding something.
I will say, it depends a lot on what you look like too, so that has to be factored in.
Good tip on the deer piss.
Black pepper will also clog up their smell sensors for a few hours.
OpenStrife
Member
I Do.
Both of you are correct, I am not saying I am a dog expert. I do not know jack shit about dogs.
I do know one thing though, my eyes do not decieve me. I am able to percieve the world and learn directly from events. While I may not know how a dogs brain works exactly, I have seen them tricked before, I have seen cops give up in a dog search because another animals scent was too strong.
I have seen it, so I assume I can reproduce it, and I have. You guys can argue with me all you want, I am not talking from theory here. I am talking from Personal Experience. Just saying. You're free to not except what I am telling you, but I what I am telling you has saved my ass from countless felonies based on my theory, along with my friend who had massive amounts of marijuana that dogs couldn't find, because animals lived in his house.
OpenStrife
Member
It is true, some towns just have more relaxed law enforcement
I like the anger idea, but in my mind it could also hint to them you have something. But it works! It works similar to the idea I had about getting all emotional about them finding .2g of weed on you LoL.
I've read black pepper does nothing, haven't tried it though.
The main rule is, have precautions for each step in the process.
Do what you can to not get pulled. Don't ride too slow like an illegal mexican in a van thinking driving 35 in a 45 will prevent them from being pulled -.-.
Don't break more than 1 law at a time.... do not drive high with bud on you.
Make sure they dont have a reason to pull you over, no car issues, etc.
Etc. Just have precautions each step, don't just have a single plan.
Duplicate
Member
Do you have a source for this?
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Ultra Current
Nice post! I usually carry my cat with me and a few bags of chips isn't big enough to hold what I need. Not too long ago I had a few brownies in the trunk and this asshole cop pulled us over. I didn't care if he caught us cause it was brownies so I acted like an asshole. He asked to see my license and I told him I'm just a passenger so why the fuck to you need my id? He then said he wanted to search the car and I told him he needed probable cause for that. Do you have probable cause? He then said ok I'll call a dog and I said go do that. Long story short we were in the care for a while and no dog came and the cop was pissed. We laughed and drove off.
OpenStrife
Member
Oh, another trick I thought up recently.
For those who don't believe deer piss will distract the dog.
Dogs don't have individual triggers for each drug. It's one trigger, for all drugs, I believe.
If you made a paste that is transluscent with some drug in it, and put it on your rims, or even on a basic item in your car that any cop can see is obviously not a drug. The dog will trigger at this item and the cop will see/smell nothing wrong with it at all.
The cop might wonder why the dog is triggering at your tire, and even go to lengths to take your tire off, if truly suspicious. While this may take time out of your day, it will completely distract them from the potato chip bag with bud in it. If you combine the deer piss with the "drug-paste", the cop will investigate where the dog is triggering, and just think he is triggering at deer piss for some reason. Or think you're using the deer piss to cover something.
Either way, it will distract him from the main smell. While particals may permeate through any substance, if there is a stronger source of the smell nearby(the paste), the dog will go to it, and he wont be able to identify the potato chip bag that a few bud particals permeated through. Just make sure the drug concentration in the invisible paste is high enough to distract the dog from other concentrations, but not enough to be detected by an officer or tested.
Be creative. This is an example of distracting the dog with EXACTLY what he is looking for, but the officers won't be able to find it where the dog is alerting.
If the cops want to dismantle parts of your car because the dog is alerting to it, and find nothing, you may have a law suit on your hands, though I'm not really sure about that. I do know the dog and the officer will be distracted from the real source that is cleverly hidden.
For those who don't believe deer piss will distract the dog.
Dogs don't have individual triggers for each drug. It's one trigger, for all drugs, I believe.
If you made a paste that is transluscent with some drug in it, and put it on your rims, or even on a basic item in your car that any cop can see is obviously not a drug. The dog will trigger at this item and the cop will see/smell nothing wrong with it at all.
The cop might wonder why the dog is triggering at your tire, and even go to lengths to take your tire off, if truly suspicious. While this may take time out of your day, it will completely distract them from the potato chip bag with bud in it. If you combine the deer piss with the "drug-paste", the cop will investigate where the dog is triggering, and just think he is triggering at deer piss for some reason. Or think you're using the deer piss to cover something.
Either way, it will distract him from the main smell. While particals may permeate through any substance, if there is a stronger source of the smell nearby(the paste), the dog will go to it, and he wont be able to identify the potato chip bag that a few bud particals permeated through. Just make sure the drug concentration in the invisible paste is high enough to distract the dog from other concentrations, but not enough to be detected by an officer or tested.
Be creative. This is an example of distracting the dog with EXACTLY what he is looking for, but the officers won't be able to find it where the dog is alerting.
If the cops want to dismantle parts of your car because the dog is alerting to it, and find nothing, you may have a law suit on your hands, though I'm not really sure about that. I do know the dog and the officer will be distracted from the real source that is cleverly hidden.
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COOKIE MONSTER
I can see mythbusters doing a special on this one 
I think it's nuts to think you can fool all of the dogs all of the time, accidents happen, people get careless and so on.
I think it's nuts to think you can fool all of the dogs all of the time, accidents happen, people get careless and so on.
I got pulled over once for speeding. When the cop saw my guitar in the case in the back seat, he wanted to search the car (you know, musician=drug dude). So I let him, because I knew the car was clean. Then, he did a VERY thorough search.
So, maybe sometimes if you act innocent and let them do their thing, the cops will do just a light search, but I wouldn't count on it.
So, maybe sometimes if you act innocent and let them do their thing, the cops will do just a light search, but I wouldn't count on it.
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Classy@Home
Hell w/ deer piss - cheaper to piss yourself...
Offer the cop a blow job - right off the bat - say he makes you hot, you wanna get some "blue" balls...
He will get you outta there ASAP...
Squint - look at my av - now picture a dark highway, smell of fresh urine and that ugly mug is offerin' to gobble your knob. Are you gonna rifle thru my car now???
Offer the cop a blow job - right off the bat - say he makes you hot, you wanna get some "blue" balls...
He will get you outta there ASAP...
Squint - look at my av - now picture a dark highway, smell of fresh urine and that ugly mug is offerin' to gobble your knob. Are you gonna rifle thru my car now???
OpenStrife
Member
I can see mythbusters doing a special on this one
I think it's nuts to think you can fool all of the dogs all of the time, accidents happen, people get careless and so on.
People do get careless. Key thing, don't be careless. If you're traveling with bud and you don't have the plan all thought out, then you're being careless. Traveling with multiple bags of chips, a cop is not going to open each one. It's extremely extremely unlikely that he will even open one in a routine search. He may open it though if the dog triggers on it.
Turkey bags hide the smell, inside a potato chip bag it might fool a dog.
No substance is impermeable. It might keep the smell at bay, but not for long.
Yeah, he profiled you, it's what they're trained to do.
Thorough search wont matter though if you hide it in a place that he wont look.. like a chip bag.
Personally when I travel with bud, I have NOTHING in the car. Nothing to profile me. I try to dress as formal as possible. I even take my ear piercings out until I get to my destination. I even carry my business notebook with me that just has my business stuff in it, to add more to a law abiding business guy type of idea.
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COOKIE MONSTER
OpenStrife
Member
I'm pretty sure he can get you on another offense. Being so sexually forward like that? What if he is gay, and he agrees? Then you're stuck in a very awkward situation.
Turkey bags hide the smell, inside a potato chip bag it might fool a dog.
tell that to the cops that busted me!!!
double oven bagged and inside a 14mil trash bag......
now you're talking.
having the dog go off all over the place due to actual drug scent all over the place and no drugs is almost the same as the dog not going off. However this will only get you so far.
If you want to maximize your chances, vary your methods. cops read these threads and watch videos we make on these topics.
Good advice I guess, but WTF!!!! We got some paranoid mothers in this thread, lol. Totally not trying to knock you guys but I grow LARGE outdoor plants in my backyard, in a city of 100,000 people. Transporting an ounce is the least of my worries. Then again, I am in Cali with a med card.
As far as pissing on your car, or deer piss on your car....WFT??? Get a camper for the top of your car. Dogs don't sniff 6 ft in the air. Shove camping gear in that bitch, pillow can hide a lot of pot. Then, vacuum seal the bag, while wearing gloves. After that bag is sealed change your gloves with fresh ones(that haven't touched pot) then spray Freebreeze all over the vacuum sealed bag. Now vacuum seal another bag on top of the Frebreezed bag. Freebreeze traps sent molecules in a bubble of fresh smells. This tricks dog for sure. If you don't believe this works then you have never tried it.
Also, NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER let a cop search your car. It is your right to privacy and never give up your rights.
As far as pissing on your car, or deer piss on your car....WFT??? Get a camper for the top of your car. Dogs don't sniff 6 ft in the air. Shove camping gear in that bitch, pillow can hide a lot of pot. Then, vacuum seal the bag, while wearing gloves. After that bag is sealed change your gloves with fresh ones(that haven't touched pot) then spray Freebreeze all over the vacuum sealed bag. Now vacuum seal another bag on top of the Frebreezed bag. Freebreeze traps sent molecules in a bubble of fresh smells. This tricks dog for sure. If you don't believe this works then you have never tried it.
Also, NEVER NEVER NEVER EVER EVER EVER let a cop search your car. It is your right to privacy and never give up your rights.
My buddy's business was raided after he was found with 13 bags of weed after his car wreck.
The dog and the dogger found nothing inside the business and went for the car. The dog would only sniff where the dogger indicated. The dog sniffed every area down low - under the seats, under the dash, door panels, etc.
They must have messed around for a half hour before the dogger gave up. The cops left with no seizure. My friend walked out to his car and pulled a cigarette cellophane from above the visor. It had three mongo roaches in it which the dog could have easily smelled (I know we could.)
A sorry dogger makes a good dog less than.
The dog and the dogger found nothing inside the business and went for the car. The dog would only sniff where the dogger indicated. The dog sniffed every area down low - under the seats, under the dash, door panels, etc.
They must have messed around for a half hour before the dogger gave up. The cops left with no seizure. My friend walked out to his car and pulled a cigarette cellophane from above the visor. It had three mongo roaches in it which the dog could have easily smelled (I know we could.)
A sorry dogger makes a good dog less than.
Anyone here willing to bet their freedom on deer urine?
If I was in charge of training drug canines the first thing I would do is throw as many variables into their environment as possible.
You really think LE hasn't considered/thought of this?
Anyone know how many canines get cut during training...? Quite a few.
If I was in charge of training drug canines the first thing I would do is throw as many variables into their environment as possible.
You really think LE hasn't considered/thought of this?
Anyone know how many canines get cut during training...? Quite a few.
