Have You Been Vaccinated?

[BadTicket]

Bat, man.

I was playing some Super Mario Odyssey a couple o weeks ago, suddenly a bat appeared in the room. Little fucker was all panicked flying around the lamp.. Must have crawled down the chimney like god damn Santi Claus because all windows and doors were closed..

1st I thought it was Count Dracula or some shit, better get em wooden spikes ready. But then I realized I ate a bunch of garlic that day, so Dracula won't be a problem.
Then I thought oh shit, it's COVID 2021. But then I wasn't gonna eat the damn thing without cooking it first. Or not at all, 'cause ain't much to eat on a bat. Only eat bad if you have like 12 and you can pretend they are like chicken wings. Even then prolly not 'cause you know, I don't know about eating bat, man.

Then I figured I'd just shoot the damn thing with a shotgun, but then I'd have to fill up the holes in the wall and paint the damn thing.. Plus clean up the whatever is left f a bat after a shotgun blast. Which most likely isn't that much.

So after about 30 minutes after the damn thing calmed down / got tired of flying around, I was able to trap it with a bucket and a cardboard lid. Catch and release, and I got it out alive.
And it didn't even poop like small birds tend to do when they panic. Which is good because I don't have a hazmat suit either.
I did order one from Wish dot com, but they sent me women's undies with fake silicone butt cheeks instead.

Close enough.

 

[moose eater]

It's come to all this??! I just can't keep up any more.

And Bad Ticket; I'm phoning the SPCA. You're in trouble, buddy. ;^>)

 

[BadTicket]

too bad there's not an anti-monday vax

Won't make mondays go away, makes it so you don't remember/care what day it is.
100% works every time. Just don't stop drinking, because the day after you do will really suck. Could be monday, could be friday, it's gonna be pretty rough.

I've tested this many a times in the past, and will continue the research as long as I can.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Those masks arent working.Its just a big joke.Why do you think you have to wear special suits in a BSL labs.
Btw millions of masks are rejected after research.Were contaminated with graphene.

grow the fuck up. if masks were of no value, the medical profession would have quit using them decades ago. it does not matter how many times you follow The Chumpster down that rabbit hole, normal people know better.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Show me the research that those disposable masks really helps against one the smallest viruses.Good ventilation is the most important issue in a room.

Our Chinese bat expert at work in a lab.See no mask, but a special suit & protection

nope, no mask. can you not see that her head is in an air-supplied plastic bag? WTF would you need a fucking mask on in THERE for? good god...could you possibly be more obtuse?

 

[BadTicket]

It's come to all this??! I just can't keep up any more.

And Bad Ticket; I'm phoning the SPCA. You're in trouble, buddy. ;^>)

I didn't shoot the damn thing! If I had ammo that was approved for indoor use by the Shotgun Penetration Calculations Agency, I might have.
But I'm a responsible shotgun owner like Anton Chiqurh or those guys from Robocop opening scene.

If you mean those dudes from PETA, they don't come around the house no more because I hogtie em sumbitches down and make em stare at one of those electrical fly traps for about a week.

And yea, I know what you're thinking; That this will also work with Jehova's Witness' - Which sometimes it does, if they are bug lovers, too.
But really the best thing against those guys is Motörhead.

You know what they call a bat in Estonia?
Nahkhiir.

Which nahk and hiir on their own mean leather and mouse, respectively.

You know what they call Batman in Estonia?
Nahkhiirmees. Which mees means man.

So Leather Mouse Man.

That is a proper name for a superhero


Yep.

 

[Cannavore]

Before the escape of the WuFlu, a box of 100 masks was about €15, today €7.99 for 20 masks.

in the US, the USPS (United States Postal Service) during the early days of the pandemic in 2020, had a plan ready to deliver 5 masks per American households free at the point of delivery (i think it was 700 million masks in total) but the Trump White House cancelled it. just one of the many ways they downplayed & politicized the virus.

 

[mexcurandero420]

nope, no mask. can you not see that her head is in an air-supplied plastic bag? WTF would you need a fucking mask on in THERE for? good god...could you possibly be more obtuse?

Walter, I ain't blind but get the picture, why we should wearing a mask in public places, which doesn't protect you, although foochie says you have to wear 4 of them at once on your face, only what you get is suffocation and later on brain damage.

 

[moose eater]

Walter, I ain't blind but get the picture, why we should wearing a mask in public places, which doesn't protect you, although foochie says you have to wear 4 of them at once on your face, only what you get is suffocation and later on brain damage.

With all due respect, mex, that's a combination of inaccuracy, per existing studies, and exaggeration. You're better than that, when you try.

 

[h.h.]

Walter, I ain't blind but get the picture, why we should wearing a mask in public places, which doesn't protect you, although foochie says you have to wear 4 of them at once on your face, only what you get is suffocation and later on brain damage.

Thanks for providing the research.

 

[member 505892]

Walter, I ain't blind but get the picture, why we should wearing a mask in public places, which doesn't protect you, although foochie says you have to wear 4 of them at once on your face, only what you get is suffocation and later on brain damage.

 

[flylowgethigh]

I got schooled on WuFlu today by the tree guy. He is young, healthy, active outside, but does smoke. No vax. Went to a crowded indoor concert a couple weeks ago and he, his wife, and two other people who went with them all caught the crap. They did nothing for a week despite feeling a little off, he toughed it out, his wife went into the ER. It took a week to get mostly over it. It is supposed to be crowded in the ER now. He was very sick and wishes he had taken ivermectin and HCQ.

He thinks he may have had it last year, like I think I did. He won't get vaxed now.

I will forgo espousing my theories, so just laying out the facts. BTW, I believe this dude 100% more than the news.

 

[bigtacofarmer]

I've been working with a guy that days he would rather die than risk taking that vaccine. About an hour after he said that he said he won't ride roller coasters because he knows people have died on them and he don't feel safe.

I kept my opinion to myself and said a little prayer for his kids.

 

[armedoldhippy]

nobody has suffered brain damage or suffocated from wearing a mask, and no one that i have seen wears 4 at once, nor have i seen anyone say to do that. i DO see some evidence of brain damage to one or two on this thread, but it aint from wearing a mask...LOL!

 

[Chi13]

Walter, I ain't blind but get the picture, why we should wearing a mask in public places, which doesn't protect you, although foochie says you have to wear 4 of them at once on your face, only what you get is suffocation and later on brain damage.

Most of the masks people wear like the surgical masks mainly protect others from catching the virus from you, although they do provide some protection. Masks like the N95/ P2 provide much greater protection. None of them has a remote chance of causing brain damage. Your posts are full of outright lies. People have been using these in all sorts of industry for years.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

JUST IN - Harvard Business School moves classes online as #COVID19 "breakthrough" cases soar despite a 95% vaccination rate among students and staff.

 

[TNTBudSticker]

https://twitter.com/JonGordon11/status/1442632437872402433

Talked to a 30 year old at the gym. She was at a party with all vaccinated friends. She is unvaccinated. Has natural immunity. A few days later one of the friends tested positive. Everyone then got tested and they all had covid except her. Seems more common that vaxxed transmit.

 

[member 505892]

https://twitter.com/JonGordon11/status/1442632437872402433

Talked to a 30 year old at the gym. She was at a party with all vaccinated friends. She is unvaccinated. Has natural immunity. A few days later one of the friends tested positive. Everyone then got tested and they all had covid except her. Seems more common that vaxxed transmit.

Fantastic bro-science on display.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Fantastic bro-science on display.

it's on TWITTER, for gods sake! it HAS to be true...right? lol...

 

[Chi13]

https://twitter.com/JonGordon11/status/1442632437872402433

Talked to a 30 year old at the gym. She was at a party with all vaccinated friends. She is unvaccinated. Has natural immunity. A few days later one of the friends tested positive. Everyone then got tested and they all had covid except her. Seems more common that vaxxed transmit.

Do you know what an anecdote is?
Nothing in that can be verified, and even if it was true, statistically you are much better off being vaccinated, than not. You have less chance of catching the virus, spreading it, and getting very sick and dying from it. Are vaccines 100% effective? No, they aren't. Some who are vaccinated will still get ill, some will die, but overall you are much better off vaxed.