Hatch's Hootenanny of Horticulture

[HatchBrew]

If i weren't having enough fun. Landlord called today. Wanting to put the house on market. Coming by today with realtor. YAY. See how this goes. Don't know what to do with the yard gals. Put em out every year, and he usually avoids coming around from may to november. IDK what to do or how this is going to shake out.

Got a baby on the way and trying to save my crop...throw on having to get the heck out too. What is this some weird asian game show.

 

[Robrites]

Oh man. I feel for you.

Hope for the best - prepare for the worst

 

[HatchBrew]

Done all I can do. House is clean and tidy. Yard...just got some plants in it. Should be here in an hour. deep breath.

 

[Midwest sticky]

Good luck hatch hope all goes well!

 

[who dat is]

Throw tarps over shit?

"What are all these tarps doing?"

"Uhhh, sensitive rose that are light sensitive during the height of summer. Yeah. Definitely roses."

 

[HillBilly1]

Fuck em. Your carded

 

[HillBilly1]

They are coming into YOUR house

 

[Seaf0ur]

If i weren't having enough fun. Landlord called today. Wanting to put the house on market. Coming by today with realtor. YAY. See how this goes. Don't know what to do with the yard gals. Put em out every year, and he usually avoids coming around from may to november. IDK what to do or how this is going to shake out.

Got a baby on the way and trying to save my crop...throw on having to get the heck out too. What is this some weird asian game show.

you'd still be worse off if it was....

 

[unregistered190]

Hope all went well Hatch

 

[jefe noche]

Dude.... I am like ..... dude! I am sending all the best good vibes I can! All will be good all will be good.

Yes..... very light sensitive roses. New hydrid strain!

 

[HatchBrew]

Throw tarps over shit?

"What are all these tarps doing?"

"Uhhh, sensitive rose that are light sensitive during the height of summer. Yeah. Definitely roses."

Didn't cover anything up. Stood out there with my cock out, smiling.

Fuck em. Your carded

Yeah, but if it goes on the market. Fuck me. People coming round my house every weekend!!

They are coming into YOUR house

For Now...

you'd still be worse off if it was....

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I didn't take them to the pit I dug under the house...what I do with a horde of weasels and marmots is my business. Pit-law.

Hope all went well Hatch

It'll all shake out some way

Dude.... I am like ..... dude! I am sending all the best good vibes I can! All will be good all will be good.

Yes..... very light sensitive roses. New hydrid strain!

Just want to pull this season off. I haven't asked for too much. Just full jars and minimal hassle.

Real sensitive hybrids.....the owner has all the thorns!!!

Heavy sigh break. See how this goes. Was already planning to move out next spring, but that is eight months from now. Not looking to move between now and January at the very earliest.

 

[Robrites]

Every time I stand "out there with my cock out, smiling" I get 2 weeks in the psych ward but maybe the rules are different in Cali.

 

[Shcrews]

if it aint one thing its another

 

[Oakhills]

Hold tight HatchBrew, it takes 30-60 days for escrow after it sells. Two to four more more weeks of showing it to boot. And maybe the buyer is sympathetic to your need of Meds... Keep on keeping on Man!

 

[HatchBrew]

I can see the listing now;

3 bedroom
2 Bath
Linoleum & Carpet floors
No AC or Heat
Organic Cannabis, vegetable Garden
Hilarious Chickens & Wicked Bunnies

Damn...I might be selling this place for them...where's my 5%!

AHhha.
___

Go grab some pictures today of my healthy happy ladies.

 

[who dat is]

I can see the listing now;

3 bedroom
2 Bath
Linoleum & Carpet floors
No AC or Heat
Organic Cannabis, vegetable Garden
Hilarious Chickens & Wicked Bunnies

Damn...I might be selling this place for them...where's my 5%!

AHhha.
___

Go grab some pictures today of my healthy happy ladies.

No heat or AC? dubya tee ehf?

 

[HatchBrew]

No heat or AC? dubya tee ehf?

Yup. Two rooms were built atop a old garage pad, so it's carpet atop a cement pad. Moist and cold during "rainy" season and hot/shitty during rest of year. Got a window banger in my bedroom.

"Hey hey..this is a private residence..man.........nice marmot"

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Back to the garden. Start off with losses:
2 x Sierra OG
2 x Purp x Super Skunk
1 x Double Glock
1 x Sour Trax
1 x Grapefruited
2 x AcDc x Hashberry
1 x Afghani x Blue Diesel
Plus lots of stock in the veg arena. Deep breath, clean up, then rebuild.

Here some pics of the ladies.
Purp x PCK- flowered, revegged a little, and pushing towards finishing. Keeping eye out for mold and caterpillars. Stinky, sticky and has me super stoked.

North Side

South Side- suffered the heaviest losses.

 

[HatchBrew]

Blue Recluse!!! No damage or weird growth. Got a little hungry, but been feeding and will continue for several more weeks.

Cherry Pie x Gogi OG one of two.

 

[HatchBrew]

Mendo420’s Space Cookie

HBG Agent Berry- bottom half took a beating, trying to save/salvage it.

HBG Double Glock- another one with clear cut bottom, trying to save some of it, lost her sister.

 

[HatchBrew]

Bog’s Bogglegum- 3 out there. 2 gum smelling & 1 NL smelling. Male that I’m using smells of gum too.

HBG’s Backwoods Voodoo- unharmed & budding up well.

Khmer

Afghani x Blue Diesel