I know right... it's not like you grow weed. Didn't realize you got your Christmas tree up already. They normally look a little rough when you first get them in the house, but once they're in their stand and you give them some water the branches stand right up.
I have a fake tree. It was made in China and the branches are installed in alphabetic order. It is missing one of the letters. First time I set it up I had to spread over a hundred branches out to find that out.
Maybe I will just put a glue up and put lights on it.. well know my wife leaves the lights on all night and it might hermi.