Girlfriend is demanding I open the locked door. What to say?

[SCROG McDuck]

The moral of the story is have a believable story in hand before you ever invite a girl over to stay.

Better yet, don't invite girls over.

Let's not get crazy, here..

and BTW, integrety is a very good thing... the 'world', as a whole, could use a bunch more.

I'm betting Zach lost and the girl won. <depends on what side of the fence one is on?
no more of 'that' or no more of 'this'!
he did say he stopped smoking weed somewhere back there.
he'll be back in a few months....

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

At least yummybud stuck around in his threads.

 

[Finepointcanon]

I honestly thought this was Yummybud with a different handle.

 

[SOTF420]

I bet the chick already knew why else would she mention "hiding things" or whatever the hell she said. I'm telling you the chick is a fucking undercover! They love the assignments where they get to fuck random dudes and pretend to be someone's little sex bunny because their normal life won't let them be the true sluts they really are deep inside. Really it works out perfect they get to lie, fuck, get paid and ruin a successful guy's life for no good reason so it's like a dream cum true.

 

[OsWiZzLe]

I bet the chick already knew why else would she mention "hiding things" or whatever the hell she said. I'm telling you the chick is a fucking undercover! They love the assignments where they get to fuck random dudes and pretend to be someone's little sex bunny because their normal life won't let them be the true sluts they really are deep inside. Really it works out perfect they get to lie, fuck, get paid and ruin a successful guy's life for no good reason so it's like a dream cum true.

wow....spoken like a true fool.....no respect for women .....you watch too much TV...its obvious your not very informed on being in a relationship... Jeeez Us Good Lawd

To the OP...dont have a GF or expect to have a real good relationship when you have stuff to hide....if you love someone...be honest and upfront about EVERYTHING...

 

[AmeriSkunk]

OMG, now i didnt read through the 15 some odd pages of crap, I just skipped around but I just want to say. DUDE GET YOUR FUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS

If you think this is some kind of a game and you are curious as to what it feels like to get butt fucked by a big hairy biker dude then by all means, tell her, hell teach her how to water the plants and trim the buds even.

Unless you are 100% positive that she is the one then you need to seriously think about how much of an ass your being. Your first mistake is bringing anyone that doesnt live at the grow house over there 5x a week. they start to feel waaaaayyyy to comfortable there.

Now im not saying that because your girl doesnt smoke that she isnt cool. Hell you could probably even get her to smoke every once in a while. But you need to think long and hard about what you are going to get from your honesty.... Think about that... Your not going to get anything from it, shes probably going to dump your stupid ass anyway. If you would have told her from the start like someone else did you would be gravy but you screwed the pooch.

So in getting nothing from the honesty, but possiby dumped, busted, jailed, inprisoned, ass fucked, and losing every worldly possession you own and being stripped away from everything you know and everyone you love. I ask you is it really fucking worth it to risk it at all?? Maybe you should stop growing, idk. thats for you to decide but I will say this and its purely my opinion but if you do decide to keep growing I highly suggest you let this one go and find one more fitting. Plus think about it, you are not the guy she likes so much, not really, the front you put on is who she likes. be true to yourself and plus dont jerk her around

 

[AmeriSkunk]

he'll be back in a few months....

Lol, smokers always come back for more. and idk if he meant he stopped using pot all together or just stopped smoking, I took it as like maybe hes doing edibles now or vaping

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

OsW, he's not talkin bout women. He's talking about undercover narcs that just happen to be women.

 

[SOTF420]

Disco!
(you actually read the post)

 

[Stress_test]

Disco!
(you actually read the post)

What? I read it too...

We weren't sposed to read it?

 

[SpasticGramps]

This is exactly why I shut down my grow and am waiting to build a place off site. To avoid this dilemma.

Tough situation dude. Which lady do you like the best? Pick one and get rid of the other IMO.

 

[Cool Moe]

tell her you'll let her into door #1 as soon as she lets you into door #2, simple as that

 

[SOTF420]

What? I read it too...

We weren't sposed to read it?

No I meant he actually read the words in my post unlike the troll before him

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

tell her you'll let her into door #1 as soon as she lets you into door #2, simple as that

pdf - pretty damn funny

 

[SOTF420]

I thought all chicks did backdoor action no? Maybe it's the Sweet Tooth I get them smoking before I do the poking.

 

[DiscoBiscuit]

Let's pretend, shall we?

Let's pretend, shall we?

Last werd... Friday 5:00pm

I disagree. Its just a plant and I am pretty sure she wouldnt get charged with anything since she doesnt live here. Im in one of the better states as well.

Zack must have said, "wtf" and told his gurl. Now he's reaping the benefits.

 

[Stress_test]

No I meant he actually read the words in my post unlike the troll before him

I knew that...

 

[dagnabit]

Last werd... Friday 5:00pm



Zack must have said, "wtf" and told his gurl. Now he's reaping the benefits.

or they both spent the weekend "away from home"

 

[SOTF420]

suuuuuuuuuuure ya did

 

[Stress_test]

So anybody taken odds on what Zack's next thread will be about?

I'll bet 5 +rep that his next topic is something like: "My GF found out and I got busted".

EDIT: we could even start thinkin up the story line for him. Sorta like a Dot-to-dot kinda thing, where all Zack has to do is copy and paste or quote the posts we make that are the closest.

Hell most of us have heard this story so many times we already know the next chapter before the OP does...