favourite saying's or quotes or expressions

[D. B. Doober]

gas, grass or ass - nobody rides free

 

[Dank Demon]

Dont piss on an electric fence. Do not need to explain why.

 

[oneofus]

"The nail that sticks up gets hammered down" - old Japanese proverb

"when you are the anvil, be patient. When you are the hammer, strike" - another old proverb

"No good deed ever goes unpunished" - Unknown

 

[noyd666]

the rubbity dub= local pub.

Noyd666...lol, you are either as old as me or you live back of Bourke

ad a couple ere , funny at shearing time.

 

[RicoT]

a young lady once told me "don't touch my head, I know what I'm doing..."

LMAO..

Edit- My favorites are from the documentary on Netflix, 180* South

Jeff Johnson, "The best journeys answer questions that in the beginning you didn't even think to ask."

Yvon Chouinard, "..if you compromise the process, you're an asshole when you start out and you're an asshole when you get back."
(have to see the movie to get the context of this one)

 

[catalyte]

If it's worth doing - it's worth doing right

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Keep an open mind, but not so open that your brains fall out!

 

[armedoldhippy]

"hold my beer, and watch this!"

 

[armedoldhippy]

"loosen up the strings to your asshat before your brain passes out from lack of oxygen..."

 

[noyd666]

gotta splash the boots= take a slash.

 

[Stoner4Life]

why does everyone I know slam the door shut on their microwave???




his ass is so tight it squeaks when he walks. = cheapskate.

 

[Andyo]

"Worse than trying to pull a black man off your grandmother"

 

[Ont_Grow_Guy]

"WTF, have you been living under a rock or something!!!"

"OVERGROW THE GOVERNMENT"

 

[hayday]

...as mad as a jacked up tom cat.
R.I.P. Fredmo,I love ya

 

[Harry Gypsna]

Mad as a box of Frogs.




Shit, or get off the pot.

 

[armedoldhippy]

"that boy aint got the sense that God give cinderblocks..."

 

[orev]

"i am so drunk"

 

[t99]

More of a lyric than a saying, but I thought it was quite pertinent to a lot of us.....

"I'm lookin for a lover, who won't blow my cover."


(Eagles, Take it easy!)

"I'm lookin for a lover, who won't blow my brother...."

 

[t99]

It worked before you broke it!

 

[sanjuan]

Haha, just before I saw this thread, I was thinking of an Okie coworker from long ago:

"Well, nothing's for nothin'."