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noyd666
SPARROW'S FART= DAWN.
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tropicannayeah
God protects babies and drunks
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Nade420xOG
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"My logic is undeniable" I like saying that shit to the wife when we dispute over something. Pisses her off
That and "there's only one speed- my speed. If you can't keep up , then don't step up " - Riddick
That and "there's only one speed- my speed. If you can't keep up , then don't step up " - Riddick
A great finnish one...
A great finnish one...
....lifted direct from Wikipedia.
"Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi!" (paraphrased, "Holy fucking shit!" or literally "The spring of ****s and the late winter of dicks!").
"The spring of ****s, and the late winter of Dicks!", said Skeletor, as he was feeling most perturbed.
A great finnish one...
....lifted direct from Wikipedia.
"Vittujen kevät ja kyrpien takatalvi!" (paraphrased, "Holy fucking shit!" or literally "The spring of ****s and the late winter of dicks!").
"The spring of ****s, and the late winter of Dicks!", said Skeletor, as he was feeling most perturbed.
"A bird in the hand, is worth two in the bush."
Giggity.
Giggity.
Mrs. Bubble
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Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body. But rather to skid in sideways, chocolate in one hand, wine in the other, body thoroughly used up and screening WOO HOO what a ride!
"An orgasm in the BUSH, is worth two in the hand."
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noyd666
don't shit on your own door step
kill two birds with one stone
anything that comes easy isn't worth having
worse things have happened at sea....
kill two birds with one stone
anything that comes easy isn't worth having
worse things have happened at sea....
More of a lyric than a saying, but I thought it was quite pertinent to a lot of us.....
"I'm lookin for a lover, who won't blow my cover."
(Eagles, Take it easy!)
"I'm lookin for a lover, who won't blow my cover."
(Eagles, Take it easy!)
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buddymate
My dad always told me "If it flies,floats,or fucks its always cheaper to rent than to buy".
That thing runs, like a scalded dog.
Nipples you could hang your winter coat on.
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noyd666
her c#ts wider than a moat.
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why can't I get the pic to load?
