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krushonkush

accessndx....lmfao at the new sig picture!!haha
Hope all is well in the east! smoke good ladies :D
 

xOOx

Active member
don't ask me why ... just utube surfing, and i got stuck there with a smile for the entire clip.. ahh the good ole' stress free times..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBytH7ljp3c

notice what happens around 4 minutes 20 seconds in? perfect timing.

LOL

i owned a pair of those leather fingerless gloves in that era,
along with a nice leather jacket!

it don't fit anymore ;(

xoox
 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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Masters of the Universe....unite!

Masters of the Universe....unite!

krushonkush said:
accessndx....lmfao at the new sig picture!!haha
:D

Glad you dig my He-Man blowin' loads all over the populace! "By the power of testosterone.....I HAVE THE POWAAAAAH!" You'd have to be Man-E-Faces to minimize the damage from that onslaught...(and if you cats know what I'm talkin' about and chuckled about the Man-E-Faces reference, you're even more my kinda people than ever...:friends:)

But your comment sparked a brilliant idea: I think I'm going to start a thread looking for talented animated .gif artists....it'd be a contest to see who can develop the coolest, the most outrageous and the most outstanding F.U.C.K.E.M. animated signature. I'm not talkin' about crap people chop together in photoshop.....it's gotta be cinematic....like a coming attraction style in the movies.

"In a world before cannabis...." (you get the picture)

The prize: I'd drop a few sheckles and send out an Amex gift card or something like that. G*d forbid I suggest sending beans or clones or whatever, I don't need the heat from the central scrutinizer.:angrymod:
This way you can go buy whatever illicit and crazy ass thing you want....glass, hookers, booze, snuff films, milk and cookies...you name it.

I saw a contest thread like this for Big Buddah seeds logo development and they put on quite a show.

Can have open voting and voting for the F.A.M.....see what craziness comes out on top...

I think it's a fun idea, but you old nannies probably have some bone to pick.

I remember you all came running like the devil was on your back when I first suggested a F.U.C.K.E.M. cup.....:)drum:).....cricket...cricket....(tumbleweed rolls by)...I had to hire extra staff just to handle the 2 people that responded positively....ROFL.​
 

tgpfarm

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Snuggie has nothing on this!

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Endo

IcMag Resident Comic Relief
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the trick with the shamwows, is that they have to be moist to begin with. if they are dry. when you start they dont pick up shit. take one, run it under warm water and squeez it out. then wipe up your mess.. youll see a world of diffrence.. they do work. very very well.
 
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kallenavndk

Celler i think i just call it seaweed :)

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And my faitfull

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Whit the Gang

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xOOx

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hey endo! i forgot congratz on ur bambino, and hope you get some sleep now..lol

but check this out:

"NEW YORK (AP) -- A former actor on "The Sopranos'' was sentenced to 10 years in prison Friday for his role in a botched burglary that ended in the killing of an off-duty New York police officer."

he and his gun buddy were looking for valiums or something in this vietnam vets apartment..

oh ok, drug crazed 'i had no idea he had a gun' etc.. ok, ok, we get it you had a problem...they let you off the hook for murder.. but threw the book at you for the burgle...the story goes on..talking about WHY he needed to get those pills..why? cause he was all strung out on heroin..and needed a fix..figured since he couldn't get no H.. hmm lets go steal some V.

"He said the pills were part of a drug problem that began when he was introduced to marijuana on the set of "A Bronx Tale.'' He later became hooked on crack and heroin."

Now why did he have to go and say that? he was drunk before he went and broke into that guys house to steal the V's and wound up shooting the cop. Why not say, well he was introduced to alcohol, or air, or food, wtf? why even bring up mj?

i mean if you were out of mj would u go robbin and stealing ...breaking into houses for a fix? wtf? H yeah..coke..ehh MAYBE..OXY? on the ground mofos !! gimmie all ur cash .. but...why blame little old mj...

lost all respect now..and i felt bad for him..

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kallenavndk

I'm almost fluent in Kallen, but radvancan still makes my brow furrow a bit from time to time. ROFL.


LOL wtf some say jeje some say wowo me not gonna say that ...benna benna ding ding fuckers hehe your guys are fun .....
 
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cellardweller

kallenavndk said:
...benna benna ding ding fuckers .....
lmao..ok thats a new one!! :laughing:

..did you mean "c"-weed or "sea"-weed...cause I know that little 'ling looks like it crawled up from the bottom of the sea :muahaha: :headbange
 
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kallenavndk

hehe yes its a litle wet where i am but t¨hats useull an effekt i give girls :) so its good signs hehehe'

No its in sea like water u have alot of water :)

sea weed from the ocean man
 
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Cracky

Stoner Dog

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Thanks for the tip, Endo. If I have one of them whams. Chamois works that way to is that right? Absorbs better once damp.


 

accessndx

♫All I want to do is zoom-a-zoom-zoom-zoom..
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Kallen, you know I got tons of love for ya'....
I gotta hand it to you European F.U.C.K.E.R.S......I've said it before and I'll say it again: I't never ceases to amaze me that most Europeans can speak multiple languages with relative skill....when most Americans can't even speak English very well.
If you walk down the street in anywhere USA, chances are if you're Danish and are speaking rigsdansk nobody will know what the heck you're saying. But if you speak English practically anywhere in Europe, not only do they understand what you're getting at, but they are for the mostpart conversationally adept. It's mind blowing how stark the differences in multicultural social behaviors are comparitively.
 

A-Loc

mofuckin farmer smurf
Learning Dutch and Spanish are two of my goals. I would love to retire to Spain one day. If the world makes it that much longer before breaking into total chaos
 

Tonatiuh

its me Dave man open up the door...
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LOL kal i loved the eek a mouse lyrics brother...way to get them in there...benna bing bing whoooaaa... i got his autograph in the dam at the htcc in 05 had him sign my judges pass bro,i have like 7 autographs on there.
peace-T-
 
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kallenavndk

Acces m8
Yeah its handy enough i think , i talk better then i spell I cant even spell Danish :)cant hear what letters i have to use but i can read and understand but spelling i cant, its a deffekt in my brain But when times goes i remember the words letters and then its no probs hehe but when im stoned i cant remember much :) English is great as international language but German and france :( they are so happy about there langauge that they are telling u what u ask for on there own langauge hhehe and thats pretty fuck
German i speak some to , that we learning i school to ,but english we now teach our kids in 4 (class step) when they are about 8 -9 years ,when i did school it was in 6(class step), age 10 -11 but they will make it more early because your brain is best to keep info when your young.
we got schools Rudolf steiner they teach em german from class step 2 i think when they are 6-7 years and then english to hehe and they have to play on a instrument as well lol but its a good school i think :)
Dutch i so funny i love to hear em talk hehe when i go to disney land in paris lots of people think im Dutc because of my accent when i talk english but LOL danish dont sound as fun as the dutch hehehe well a dutch man wont agree hehe but some words are the same ......SPanish is a thing to do whit a girlie and not a language in my opinion :) hehe
Tona i agree he is the best :)and u a lucky biiiip i would love to see and hear him irl... Herplistic made me hooked on him hehe now in this times i only hear eek a mouse :)
 
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kallenavndk

Cracky said:
Thanks for the tip, Endo. If I have one of them whams. Chamois works that way to is that right? Absorbs better once damp.




Oh its a cute dog its a boxer right?
My grandad once had on lady was its name very very kind dog
 

Tonatiuh

its me Dave man open up the door...
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kal.yea i think hes my favorite,although i like buju bonton alot too,boom bye bye will always be a classic to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIUZlzd37sI

i didnt get the pleasure of seeing eek perform yo.he was just there kickin it,i bumped into him at the DNA genetics booth.he talked them out of one of them white scientist coats they was wearing,and signed all there coats.i asked him if hed sign my judges pass and he did.they had just took a few pics with him so i didnt bug him for a pic ,but still a good memory.
peace.

here ya go C-dubb..listen to this and youll be all "bong bitty bong bong"
im tellin ya bro,good chit right there...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dkfdZVcRCg&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySVg2uYuKbQ&feature=related

and these here ones are from our european brother Core took 24 hrs to get like this...
its pollen chuck revised.



into some moist ff light warrior.




wish me luck with some good females.
peace-T-
 
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