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I don't eat Dutch chocolate. That's all I got to say.
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Dutch coffeeshops - post your latest reviews here!
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It's uncomfortable most coffeeshops in Nijmegen and Arnhem mainly carry the same menus right now with the 'wietproef'. I'm happy they are still allowed to carry a selection of their own strains too, but if you are into traditional hashish. it's worthless. Even the best Moroccan hashish shop in Nijmegen, Kruidentuin, is selling fancy shithash from non-traditional plants, which is a pity, because they had some nice exclusive Moroccan surprises (made in Morocco with plants from India, Pakistan and Mexico, next to very pure Moroccan strains selected for generations and kept far away from the shitty Greenhouse seeds genocide-attempt on traditional selected genetics, like they did all over the world, as is seen in the strainhunter docu's.
Back to the shops, there are only 3 or 4 legal growers in business, so every menu has the same strains. Mostly prepacked. Too moist. Too much waste. And grown with the love you can expect from a 200000 plant 'factory'. The only good thing is there's finally some Karma genetics strains available (brought to you by Amsterdam genetics...)
I prefer Meetpoint in Den Bosch, Chip 'n Dale across the street is very decent too, Never liked the Grass Company shops, having to show ID before you enter and before you pay for your order, same old strains for 15 years, weird deposit system for the prepacked boxes you receive your gear in (deposit is not included in the price on the menu. if you only have 15 euro and you buy a 15 euro unit, you have to beg around for a 20 ct deposit or you can forget about your 15 eur unit.)
Back to the shops, there are only 3 or 4 legal growers in business, so every menu has the same strains. Mostly prepacked. Too moist. Too much waste. And grown with the love you can expect from a 200000 plant 'factory'. The only good thing is there's finally some Karma genetics strains available (brought to you by Amsterdam genetics...)
I prefer Meetpoint in Den Bosch, Chip 'n Dale across the street is very decent too, Never liked the Grass Company shops, having to show ID before you enter and before you pay for your order, same old strains for 15 years, weird deposit system for the prepacked boxes you receive your gear in (deposit is not included in the price on the menu. if you only have 15 euro and you buy a 15 euro unit, you have to beg around for a 20 ct deposit or you can forget about your 15 eur unit.)
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The dutch scene is GMO weed. Therefore to get that higher the quality I like...
Just back from A'dam ,
will review and add pics of the goodies soon ,
now just smokin' some " gushers " from original damkring ( 15€/g )
classified like " traditional " H , but i guess it' s some static one ,
excellent ratio quality/price ,
menthol , eucalyptus , fresh taste , like it !!!
will review and add pics of the goodies soon ,
now just smokin' some " gushers " from original damkring ( 15€/g )
classified like " traditional " H , but i guess it' s some static one ,
excellent ratio quality/price ,
menthol , eucalyptus , fresh taste , like it !!!
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at Terps army i did take 98 bubba x blueberry syrup static ( concrete farm )
and washing machine ( from concrete farm too )
will add live smoke test of both soon here, by editing this post .
concrete farm gear was present at dampkring , terps army and reefer , all their "static" was from them .
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At Reefer i took :
bifrutas static ( concrete farm once again ) , wich was listed at Terps army aswell :
and girl scout cookies ( concrete farm )
will report this one in now time since rollin' a big one !
on stage , just lit it ...
once again for me menthol , eucalyptus , but it' s really subjective ,
since my wife said " floral " each time i smell that ....
it' s sweet , fresh , and cover the palate ,
no cookie in this , and didn't remind me anything about the GSC weed ( another name game ? ) ,
but it' s some good H for sure ,
sedative one , time to go to sleep' , lol ,
will refine this smoke test on a second try !!!
second try :
same first impression with menthol and eucalyptus ,
wich is a common taste about all the static i did try ,
very good one but certainly not the best from this round ,
will come back with the " washing machine" report !
bifrutas static ( concrete farm once again ) , wich was listed at Terps army aswell :
and girl scout cookies ( concrete farm )
will report this one in now time since rollin' a big one !
on stage , just lit it ...
once again for me menthol , eucalyptus , but it' s really subjective ,
since my wife said " floral " each time i smell that ....
it' s sweet , fresh , and cover the palate ,
no cookie in this , and didn't remind me anything about the GSC weed ( another name game ? ) ,
but it' s some good H for sure ,
sedative one , time to go to sleep' , lol ,
will refine this smoke test on a second try !!!
second try :
same first impression with menthol and eucalyptus ,
wich is a common taste about all the static i did try ,
very good one but certainly not the best from this round ,
will come back with the " washing machine" report !
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I did visit Tweede kamer too :
i had to give a try to their static offer , which was at a little price ,
i took some white choco block static ( 10€/g ) :
puff puff :
fresh taste , a touch of creamy cacao , pretty good , but more one dimensional / less complex taste than the concrete farm gear i sampled , from the texture it' s static , yes , but certainly not so more worked ,
effect is strong , couchlock side .
it' s good , for this price it' s a nice offer on some " entry level " static .
and some big buddha cheese static ( 11€/g ) :
puff puff ...
loud smooth taste , deep , earthy , coffee , chocolate , longlasting on the palate ,
it' s a rich taste , more traditional like rather than usual static ,
effect is a comfortable mellow relaxing bodyhigh , then a couchlock effect , pretty strong .
once again a very good ratio quality/price .
i had to give a try to their static offer , which was at a little price ,
i took some white choco block static ( 10€/g ) :
puff puff :
fresh taste , a touch of creamy cacao , pretty good , but more one dimensional / less complex taste than the concrete farm gear i sampled , from the texture it' s static , yes , but certainly not so more worked ,
effect is strong , couchlock side .
it' s good , for this price it' s a nice offer on some " entry level " static .
and some big buddha cheese static ( 11€/g ) :
puff puff ...
loud smooth taste , deep , earthy , coffee , chocolate , longlasting on the palate ,
it' s a rich taste , more traditional like rather than usual static ,
effect is a comfortable mellow relaxing bodyhigh , then a couchlock effect , pretty strong .
once again a very good ratio quality/price .
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I did visit Tweede kamer too :
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i had to give a try to their static offer , which was at a little price ,
i took some white choco block static ( 10€/g ) :
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puff puff :
fresh taste , a touch of creamy cacao , pretty good , but more one dimensional / less complex taste than the concrete farm gear i sampled , from the texture it' s static , yes , but certainly not so more worked ,
effect is strong , couchlock side .
it' s good , for this price it' s a nice offer on some " entry level " static .
and some big buddha cheese static ( 11€/g ) :
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puff puff ...
loud smooth taste , deep , earthy , coffee , chocolate , longlasting on the palate ,
it' s a rich taste , more traditional like rather than usual static ,
effect is a comfortable mellow relaxing bodyhigh , then a couchlock effect , pretty strong .
once again a very good ratio quality/price .
Really good prices for static, particularly in dam. Real static from named farms is usually more than €10/g when buying whole 100g plates at a time, so a great deal from tweede kamer if the quality is there.
I normally prefer the lighter colored Maroc varieties (white choco) as the melt is cleaner and terps stronger than the darker oily ones (buddha cheese) which tend to have a more traditional hash flavor from experience. It’s funny because according to a Maroc friend, the farmers only have a few varieties of the modern fem genetics they buy in bulk, so a lot of it will be the same varieties just different stickers with made up names. The nuances between farms often comes down to how the resin was stored and processed post harvest.
Peace
