Deep Stoner Thoughts

[Hank Hemp]

Lip reading?

 

[Weezard]

Now I'm thinking That I need to get a tattoo on the palm of my hand.
A realistic depiction of a smashed mosquito.
Then, If I just gotta slap someone, they will thank me for it.

 

[Hank Hemp]

I thought you would get a tattoo of a poon tang.

 

[Weezard]

What? And waste me life licking me 'and?
Not bloody likely m8!

Still busy wit' me toe.

 

[TrillOG]

Is it just me or its it some thing inherently wrong with the word pairing "Jumbo Shrimp"?

 

[armedoldhippy]

Is it just me or its it some thing inherently wrong with the word pairing "Jumbo Shrimp"?

no worse than "military intelligence"

 

[noyd666]

WELL ANOTHER MONTH NEAR WORE OUT.

 

[armedoldhippy]

WELL ANOTHER MONTH NEAR WORE OUT.

COME ON, SPRING!

 

[Stoner4Life]

50% of marriages end in divorce, 100%
of pizza deliveries end in delight.......

 

[noyd666]

and a lot get robbed at the door.

 

[MJPassion]

Marriage is the leading cause of divorce.

 

[TrillOG]

Lol... I see how that could happen mjpassion

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

20 years from now, you will be more dissapointed by the things you didn't do than the things you did do.

 

[Stoner4Life]

sure has been quiet 'round here lately.......

 

[Weezard]

"[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]50% of marriages end in divorce, 100%
of pizza deliveries end in delight......."

"[/FONT][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif][FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]and a lot get robbed at the door. "
[/FONT]
[/FONT]But they don't take the entire house and half your fortune.

 

[noyd666]

how do you now?

 

[Weezard]

how do you know?

Because I have ordered Pizzas.

 

[noyd666]

why only take half the fortune?

 

[Weezard]

Because she couldn't take it all!

 

[armedoldhippy]

20 years from now, you will be more dissapointed by the things you didn't do than the things you did do.

true. but the things you did NOT do will not stop you from walking past a window with the curtains open because you expect someone to shoot you...myself, i keep the blinds closed....even after thirty years.