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noyd666
the zombies are on us.
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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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noyd666
how high can a crank handle go?
Pretty much my answer to everything is smoking weed.
Got anxiety? Smoke weed.
Having anger issues? Smoke weed.
Are you at a stumbling block in your theoretical physics problem that could change the whole energy market if answered? Smoke weed.
Do you want to clean your room? Smoke weed, you'll kind of want to do it high rather than not baked.
Having an alcohol problem? Please consider smoking weed and gradually reducing the alcohol intake and take passiflora incarnata extract, rosehips, and hops oil.
Want to be cool and impress your friends? _____ ____.
It's pretty much the answer to everything. Are you sitting on the edge of your seat with a gun ready to kill a bunch of unarmed people? Smoke weed. Lots of it.
I forget who posted it but there is a satire site called "marijuana makes you violent or MMYV"
It's hilarious with "Do kick flips, not weed spliffs."
There's another shirt with "weed sucks" on it.
It's the awesomest thing to get people talking on the subject ready to defend against your dumb shirt.
I am sure even cops would disagree slightly with the "weed sucks" They probably think adderall and klonopin suck.
There was this one cop who said we're searching your vehicle. I told him I already smoked the joint. He asked me if I wanted to go the easy way or the hard way and asked me where the bag was. I was like, it's empty in the trash. LOL We got two seatbelt fines of 10 bucks. HAHAHA. I was so honest they were actually laughing and didn't search the vehicle. But they did have me take off my hat and the searched under the visor. No credit card swiping my ass tho. I've hid it in ma balls successfully before. Ya so one time my friend did that for a road trip and the bag stunk like his balls when I was getting it out to pack a bowl. HAHA. That's the time I learned if you smoke Indica along with acetametaphine that your face goes numb. I tried it again and confirmed it. If any of you have pain it would be a good add on when the pain gets worse.
You know weed is good when you come back to your car and a bright pink hanger is sitting there and you laugh at it.
Or when you get into super deep talks or simply listen to music and chill.
Clonopin sucks tho I was on those for 9 months and my prescription didn't come and I woke up hearing voices. Turns out if you're on them for that long and simply stop taking them the withdrawal is hallucinations and staying awake for 3 days and not eating. That's why weed should be legalized.
It's brought in more than alcohol for taxes in Colorado.
Weed. The good guy drug that is a great alternative to other worser drugs.
Got anxiety? Smoke weed.
Having anger issues? Smoke weed.
Are you at a stumbling block in your theoretical physics problem that could change the whole energy market if answered? Smoke weed.
Do you want to clean your room? Smoke weed, you'll kind of want to do it high rather than not baked.
Having an alcohol problem? Please consider smoking weed and gradually reducing the alcohol intake and take passiflora incarnata extract, rosehips, and hops oil.
Want to be cool and impress your friends? _____ ____.
It's pretty much the answer to everything. Are you sitting on the edge of your seat with a gun ready to kill a bunch of unarmed people? Smoke weed. Lots of it.
I forget who posted it but there is a satire site called "marijuana makes you violent or MMYV"
It's hilarious with "Do kick flips, not weed spliffs."
There's another shirt with "weed sucks" on it.
It's the awesomest thing to get people talking on the subject ready to defend against your dumb shirt.
I am sure even cops would disagree slightly with the "weed sucks" They probably think adderall and klonopin suck.
There was this one cop who said we're searching your vehicle. I told him I already smoked the joint. He asked me if I wanted to go the easy way or the hard way and asked me where the bag was. I was like, it's empty in the trash. LOL We got two seatbelt fines of 10 bucks. HAHAHA. I was so honest they were actually laughing and didn't search the vehicle. But they did have me take off my hat and the searched under the visor. No credit card swiping my ass tho. I've hid it in ma balls successfully before. Ya so one time my friend did that for a road trip and the bag stunk like his balls when I was getting it out to pack a bowl. HAHA. That's the time I learned if you smoke Indica along with acetametaphine that your face goes numb. I tried it again and confirmed it. If any of you have pain it would be a good add on when the pain gets worse.
You know weed is good when you come back to your car and a bright pink hanger is sitting there and you laugh at it.
Or when you get into super deep talks or simply listen to music and chill.
Clonopin sucks tho I was on those for 9 months and my prescription didn't come and I woke up hearing voices. Turns out if you're on them for that long and simply stop taking them the withdrawal is hallucinations and staying awake for 3 days and not eating. That's why weed should be legalized.
It's brought in more than alcohol for taxes in Colorado.
Weed. The good guy drug that is a great alternative to other worser drugs.
Well there is one thing it's not the answer for. When you're stressed out because you are out of weed...
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noyd666
wonder if doors like to be hung?
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noyd666
lol, no knockers on mine, but yer.
Well do keep in mind that Stoner Deep is not the same as non Stoner Deep.
I think it is very appropriate, seeing as how the government is always shafting the taxpayers.
don't fall in that reflecting pond. it's dong water.
