Deep Stoner Thoughts

[noyd666]

they make em as big as fat butts these days. yahoooo.

 

[Weezard]

Her Chiropractor is grinning wider than the rest of ya.

 

[MicroRoy]

If I win the lottery I would buy a dairy. So I could put an add in the paper for milk maids.

 

[noyd666]

 

[sackoweed]

Be a better you today, than you were yesterday

 

[angelgoob]

Grow record size and weight indoor tomatoes so you can have that under your belt.

Tell a cop you just smoked a joint and don't have anything to get busted with.

Tell your Grandma sex ed doesn't teach you to have sex. It just depicts images of marred genitalia due to STDS.

Buy a robot.

 

[noyd666]

THE DOOR WAS FINE, BUT THE DOOR JAM WAS ANOTHER MATTER.

 

[sackoweed]

.....hmmmm

 

[BlueBlazer]

If trees were sentient, what would their sense of time be like? Would a year seem like a day?

 

[toxic hippie]

if space is infinite, how big is infinite?

 

[Bud Green]

If trees were sentient, what would their sense of time be like? Would a year seem like a day?

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One day I'll grow a pot plant that looks like that tree...

 

[BlueBlazer]

One day I'll grow a pot plant that looks like that tree...

That would keep you busy for a minute.

 

[Eighths-n-Aces]

One day I'll grow a pot plant that looks like that tree...

maybe they call it devil's weed because there are plants that big everywhere in hell .......

you think you're good till the guy processing your paperwork drops these on the table in front of you, smiles and cranks up Vanilla Ice's greatest hit on the boom box before he walks out of the room

That would keep you busy for a minute. View Image

 

[dddaver]

Hell is having piles of buds but no lighter.

 

[BlueBlazer]

Hell is having piles of buds but no lighter.

That's just purgatory . . . you could still eat them.

 

[Bud Green]

I wonder how many little, dried up "bud worm" caterpillars I must have smoked back in the old days?

 

[there goes edro]

I'm just getting started and have no intention on stopping!!!!

 

[Mr.Miner]

"Your trip is short"

 

[dddaver]

John von Neumann was quoted as saying that "the ever accelerating progress of technology ... gives the appearance of approaching some essential singularity in the history of the race beyond which human affairs, as we know them, could not continue." His definition of the Singularity was that the Singularity is the moment beyond which "technological progress will become incomprehensibly rapid and complicated." -copy and pasted


Whoa. Maybe I'm just getting too old, too fast, but it sure seems like we are very very near that point now. Maybe we have already reached that singularity. Maybe I just need another toke.

...Yup, that's most likely the answer. Now...where did I put that damned lighter?

 

[HempKat]

I read somewhere once that technology is moving so fast that Tech schools need to anticipate/teach for technology that isn't really around yet. Otherwise students training becomes obsolete before they even graduate.