Deep Stoner Thoughts

[armedoldhippy]

If one house is a house and one mouse is a mouse, why aren't multiple houses called hice?

i gotta hand it to you, that was pretty damn random all right...

 

[HempKat]

i gotta hand it to you, that was pretty damn random all right...

Yeah, and deep too! <--- That by the way is the punch line of a pretty good joke.

Two friends are walking home from a keg/field party. Their course takes them across a bridge that spans a river running several dozen feet below. They both are hit with the urge to relieve their bladders and they both decide to do so over the side of the bridge. About halfway thru the process of relieving themselves one looks to the other and says, "Man the water sure is cold". Without missing a beat the other friend looks back and replied, "Yeah and deep too!"

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[mr.brunch]

^^^^ that needs reposting in the Big Bang thread!

 

[waveguide]

however, those who refute bullshit are generally many magnitudes of energy higher than those who produce it..

 

[Weezard]

It's never too late to do something, tomorrow.

 

[Bud Green]

It's never too late to do something, tomorrow.

BUT, it's never too soon to roll another joint....

 

[LowFalutin]

"If she didn't want to know, then why did she ask?"
- Voltaire


"You certainly don't need to be a pedo to work with children,
but it helps"
- Nietzsche

"The anus is like a human USB port."
- Freud


happy thinkin'

 

[HempKat]

Tomorrow is a step away,
Twice removed from yesterday's sadness.
Still I am a dream away,
Twice removed from yesterday's sweet madness.

- Robin Trower

 

[Galactic]

Tomorrow is always the longest day of the week.

 

[armedoldhippy]

Tomorrow is always the longest day of the week.

damn, i always thought that was Monday...

 

[vapeman]

why don't doctor receptionists never get sick/ill ? even though they deal with sick people ?

 

[noyd666]

THE FIRE I JUST LIT IS BRIGHT

 

[exploziv]

Fire melted the kief and kief melted my brain..

 

[noyd666]

why don't doctor receptionists never get sick/ill ? even though they deal with sick people ?

often wonder why people go to hospitals to see very sick people in very sick hospitals.

 

[armedoldhippy]

often wonder why people go to hospitals to see very sick people in very sick hospitals.

i don't. i take some heavy flak over it too. if you live, i'll come see you. if you die, i'll carry your casket. but i aint going to no fucking hospital...

 

[Weezard]

(Ripped from the album Love 4 sail.)

"For those of you that think that life is just a play, do you like the part you're playing?"

Write your own movies, and star in them.

 

[stop the madnes]

Happy 420

 

[HempKat]

I think I remembered to celebrate 420?

 

[castout]

I love weed......all ways, always!