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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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Elisabeth Taylor was a good woman. As Rock Hudson had HIV as one of the first VIPS, no airline wanted to bring him back home from France to the USA. Elisabeth Taylor chartered a Jet and brought him home.
a lady that knew what loyalty was, and apparently held no grudges. i mean, she married Richard Burton 3 times i think...
St. Phatty
Active member
Do you think we could tell the Future
by looking at Hillary's Entrails ?
yeah, a future with no Hillary.
Is this a Political Post ?
not really, I just don't like her.
by looking at Hillary's Entrails ?
yeah, a future with no Hillary.
Is this a Political Post ?
not really, I just don't like her.
St. Phatty
Active member
i can't stand her either. we could give it a try...
that would involve cutting through a fair amount of fat.
Then the abdominal muscles. They would be there somewhere.
Then the intestines.
What you think that smell would be like ?
Maybe we could buy a plastic anatomy model and use its intestines to predict the future ?
You see that is GUARANTEED stoned thinking.
T
Teddybrae
Hello Saint P. Are you old enuf to have watched the show "Laugh In"? It was Goldie Hawn's introduction the the TV Public. A guy would pop up every now and then, maybe randomly, and say "... very interesting" in a fake Berliner accent.
So when I saw you ask the rhetorical question about the smell of Hillary's intestines ... I thought I 'd add, very interesting:
Odours bypass the rational brain going instead straight to the brain stem.
In a way you'd be cursed because you could never EVER forget that smell.
Keep on surprising me Phatty!
So when I saw you ask the rhetorical question about the smell of Hillary's intestines ... I thought I 'd add, very interesting:
Odours bypass the rational brain going instead straight to the brain stem.
In a way you'd be cursed because you could never EVER forget that smell.
Keep on surprising me Phatty!
Then the intestines.
What you think that smell would be like ?
Maybe we could buy a plastic anatomy model and use its intestines to predict the future ?
You see that is GUARANTEED stoned thinking.
St. Phatty
Active member
boy, the porn sites would make a killing on that shit...
Sunshineinabag
Active member
Omfg I got stoner dementia
St. Phatty
Active member
You would be very useful in any prison, because they need a hole in the ground so they can tunnel out.
However it might be uncomfortable having 10 other inmates walking through your rectum.
It's also an ability that could be rented to the Mexican drug cartels.
If by some magic someone's rear end was literally a hole in the ground ... how would that work ... they insert large Tampon shaped objects full of the Drug being smuggled into the rectum of the person on the Mexican side of the border ...
then somehow, it appears in the rectum of another person, or the SAME person, on the US side of the border.
Sounds like something out of the gay version of Harry Potter the Drug Smuggler.
the parallel anus theory in which quantum anus entanglement enables anus to anus telepathy or the anus to merge in the same space time continuum
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Teddybrae
Wasn't that a song by ... by ... by ... ?
It went:
"We're Rednecks, we're rednecks
Don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're Rednecks, we're Rednecks
Just keepin the ....... down."
"Talk real funny down here
etc etc etc ... "
It went:
"We're Rednecks, we're rednecks
Don't know our ass from a hole in the ground
We're Rednecks, we're Rednecks
Just keepin the ....... down."
"Talk real funny down here
etc etc etc ... "
