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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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Scheinwichtig, is what a deep stoner thought is at last
mostly.
CannaRed
Cannabinerd
My wife and I have a dog, a cat, and a demon kitten in the house.
I think I've been looking at my situation backwards.
I think the dog, cat, and demon own a man and woman. And the house for that matter.
The dog and cat trained us to go to work everyday to buy them the Iams pet food. Dog barks, I take it outside. It knows I'm messy so it farms me for crumbs.
Cat got me scooping it's nasty shit out the litter.
Those lazy fuckers don't do anything.
The demon kitten climbs the walls like the exorcist, the Evil little bastard. Attacks all kinds of stuff, both visible and non.
They got it made! I house, feed and water them, and......
Oh shit.....
What if the cannabis is farming us!
I gotta go take a bong hit and think.
I think I've been looking at my situation backwards.
I think the dog, cat, and demon own a man and woman. And the house for that matter.
The dog and cat trained us to go to work everyday to buy them the Iams pet food. Dog barks, I take it outside. It knows I'm messy so it farms me for crumbs.
Cat got me scooping it's nasty shit out the litter.
Those lazy fuckers don't do anything.
The demon kitten climbs the walls like the exorcist, the Evil little bastard. Attacks all kinds of stuff, both visible and non.
They got it made! I house, feed and water them, and......
Oh shit.....
What if the cannabis is farming us!
I gotta go take a bong hit and think.
don't do it! "on that path lies madness..." (thinking, that is, lol)
St. Phatty
Active member
What if Animals were the smart ones
And people were raised in pens and slaughtered in feed lots
then cut up into pieces, and the organs displayed on styrofoam pans with a clear plastic wrapper,
just the way we do with animal parts.
And the animals walked around a market with shopping carts
and looked at all the human meat on display in the freezer.
Then they see their neighbor and say the animal equivalent of,
"Oh, how are Marge and the kids ?"
while looking at a package of people quarters.
Imagine the outcry if the people parts were labelled according to race.
And people were raised in pens and slaughtered in feed lots
then cut up into pieces, and the organs displayed on styrofoam pans with a clear plastic wrapper,
just the way we do with animal parts.
And the animals walked around a market with shopping carts
and looked at all the human meat on display in the freezer.
Then they see their neighbor and say the animal equivalent of,
"Oh, how are Marge and the kids ?"
while looking at a package of people quarters.
Imagine the outcry if the people parts were labelled according to race.
The Night is the Friend of the Free.
Die Nacht ist des freien Freund.
(Not my thought, more a quote)
Die Nacht ist des freien Freund.
(Not my thought, more a quote)
Now that you mention it, but when I'm thinking that, I'm sure not thinking of pigs...
T
Teddybrae
I know! I know! (Has hand up like school child.) You mean Grapefruit, dontcha Bud ... ? You're thinking of Grapefruit!
CannaRed
Cannabinerd
Yes.... Its best to just block out any memories of the pigs we been with in life.
St. Phatty
Active member
I've been wondering - which generation is the "Yo" generation ?
Kids (or adults) that pepper there conversations with "Yo".
Sometimes used in conjunction with Ebonics.
Yo, you feel me ?
Anybody know a good documentary about the evolution of Ebonics over the years ?
http://originalpeople.org/history-of-african-american-english/
Kids (or adults) that pepper there conversations with "Yo".
Sometimes used in conjunction with Ebonics.
Yo, you feel me ?
Anybody know a good documentary about the evolution of Ebonics over the years ?
http://originalpeople.org/history-of-african-american-english/
M
moose eater
No. But my English grammar professor in undergrad university claimed to have a great deal of knowledge (and long-harbored disgust) re. the transformation from traditional formal English, to the Americanized version.
I figure if what ever language I'm using gets me a meal when I'm hungry, or a roof when I'm wet or cold, I'm good.
I s'pose I'm from the "I'm good; no, that's cool" generation.
;^>)
I figure if what ever language I'm using gets me a meal when I'm hungry, or a roof when I'm wet or cold, I'm good.
I s'pose I'm from the "I'm good; no, that's cool" generation.
;^>)
CannaRed
Cannabinerd
The lil demon kitten is extra evil and energetic tonight. Into all kinds of stuff.
My wife asked if I gave it catnip.
I said no, but maybe it would calm him down.
Then I thought about it. I said what if it not only gets cats high but also is medicinal like Cannabis.
My wife said "what if cats have a catnipinoid system?'
LOL!!
I love my wife. Lol
My wife asked if I gave it catnip.
I said no, but maybe it would calm him down.
Then I thought about it. I said what if it not only gets cats high but also is medicinal like Cannabis.
My wife said "what if cats have a catnipinoid system?'
LOL!!
I love my wife. Lol
remind him who of won the war and claimed a nation as its prize, I spent a week in London, it's they who've aborted the language...
and point him back in the direction from whence he came
unless you still need a grade from this clown making a living on these shores
Brother Nature
Well-known member
Haha, I live in a commonwealth country (e.g. one that didn't gain it's independence) and there's lots of English people here who complain about 'Americanized' spelling and word usage. My retort is always "You may have invented the language, but we made it cool." 
I believe that the Declaration of Independence was written in a language & style that they could clearly understand.......
M
moose eater
It's been months (!!!!!) of contemplating HOW to hang the large-ish outdoor, wet-rated LED flood lights I scored last year, in each corner of the grow boxes, to augment the 315 cmh bulbs; 4 LED floods per box, with two 5,000k and two 3,000k bulbs in each box, with the matched sets in opposing corners.
After a long time & losing hope that my mind would paint a picture for me of a suitable hanging method, that would forgo costs and other issues of having a huge square aluminum frame (similar to some folks earlier COB set-ups), that hangs around the periphery of the existing hoods, it came to me last night in a fairly clear vision!! (*Somewhat surprisingly, it didn't involve any hallucinogens.. Not sure what that means quite yet...)
I'll take 1-1/4" or 1-7/16" angle aluminum, cut into 5" to 6" lengths, and (aluminum) weld to them a 2"+ wide angle aluminum lengths, coming off at about a 30-degree upward angle, extending out about 5", drilled to fit the (relatively inexpensive) bulb sockets I've decided on.
On either side of the vertical aluminum angle, I'll drill two 1/4" holes (4 total per piece), and use them as templates to drill numerous holes, shallowly, into the vertical 2"x2" uprights in the framing inside the boxes, and have pegs or screws that can be inserted through the angle, into the wood 2"x2"s, at increments in height of X, Y, and Z, allowing me to adjust the height of the bulbs in each corner, retaining them with the pegs or screws.
Less bulk in the finished product, lighter weight, and functional for the needs at hand!!
The fruits of well-honed procrastination shine through once more!! I have a plan!!!
After a long time & losing hope that my mind would paint a picture for me of a suitable hanging method, that would forgo costs and other issues of having a huge square aluminum frame (similar to some folks earlier COB set-ups), that hangs around the periphery of the existing hoods, it came to me last night in a fairly clear vision!! (*Somewhat surprisingly, it didn't involve any hallucinogens.. Not sure what that means quite yet...)
I'll take 1-1/4" or 1-7/16" angle aluminum, cut into 5" to 6" lengths, and (aluminum) weld to them a 2"+ wide angle aluminum lengths, coming off at about a 30-degree upward angle, extending out about 5", drilled to fit the (relatively inexpensive) bulb sockets I've decided on.
On either side of the vertical aluminum angle, I'll drill two 1/4" holes (4 total per piece), and use them as templates to drill numerous holes, shallowly, into the vertical 2"x2" uprights in the framing inside the boxes, and have pegs or screws that can be inserted through the angle, into the wood 2"x2"s, at increments in height of X, Y, and Z, allowing me to adjust the height of the bulbs in each corner, retaining them with the pegs or screws.
Less bulk in the finished product, lighter weight, and functional for the needs at hand!!
The fruits of well-honed procrastination shine through once more!! I have a plan!!!
