Hey Saint, I like your writing but I don´t really understand it, my english is to simple. But anyway I liked it? (OK, or I am to drunk in the Moment ;-) )
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St. Phatty
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If Mouser Electronics sends you an email dated "4:20 PM", does it mean anything ?
Does Mouser have a stoner running their advertising department, that spams the world with ads every day at 4:20 PM ?
Does Mouser have a stoner running their advertising department, that spams the world with ads every day at 4:20 PM ?
A Hard Day's Night
The Beatles
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight
Owww!
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...
Songwriter: John Lennon / Paul Mccartney
The Beatles
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I work all day to get you money to buy you things
And it's worth it just to hear you say you're going to give me everything
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight
Owww!
So why on earth should I moan, 'cause when I get you alone
You know I feel ok
When I'm home everything seems to be right
When I'm home feeling you holding me tight, tight, yeah
It's been a hard day's night, and I been working like a dog
It's been a hard day's night, I should be sleeping like a log
But when I get home to you I'll find the things that you do
Will make me feel alright
You know I feel alright
You know I feel alright...
Songwriter: John Lennon / Paul Mccartney
St. Phatty
Active member
As a long term project, I can try and translate the Motorcycle Accident story into German.
Though I doubt I can do better than Google Translate -
"Ich habe einen Harley T-Bone im August 2001 auf der Küstenstraße in San Diego gesehen.
Die Zeit hat sich verlangsamt. Hörte den Ton, drehte sich um, 15 Fuß entfernt, ein Mann und eine Frau imitieren die Stoffpuppen-Simulation in 3D Studio Max.
Ich sah den Teil, wo sie auf das Pick-up-Bett auftreffen und das Momentum trägt sie über die andere Seite auf die Straße.
Ich hatte kein Telefon an mir. Alles, woran ich denken konnte, war, mit einem Handtuch über ihnen zu stehen, um Schatten zu spenden.
Wenn ich auf dem heißen Asphalt unter einer Mittagssonne sterbe, würde ich vielleicht etwas Schatten wollen.
Zuerst stand ich über der Frau. Ich sah nach unten und ihr Arm sah aus wie die Fleischtheke in Safeway. Das war traumatisch und brauchte ein paar Jahre um mich zu erholen.
Dann ging ich und stand über den Mann. Er sah zu mir auf und sagte: "Ich glaube, mein Arm ist gebrochen." Viel besser als die Frau.
Die Leute, die die Frau anschauten, baten mich, mein Handtuch zu leihen. Sie machten eine informelle Bahre und wickelten den Arm der Frau darin ein. Bin nie zum Kauf eines neuen Badetuches gekommen.
Ich erwarte, dass Harley Davidson pleite geht, wenn die Leute anfangen, ehrlich zu werden, ob sie sich einen Verkehrsunfall leisten können oder nicht."
I also think you make it better than google. Interesting Little Story.
Brother Nature
Well-known member
That song Africa by Toto, sucks.
St. Phatty
Active member
Drug Uptake, Aqueous vs. Molecular Acid Organisms
Drug Uptake, Aqueous vs. Molecular Acid Organisms
One can only conclude, Chest-bursting aliens get high faster, because their blood is molecular acid.
Molecular acid Probably has a faster absorption rate for psychotropic substances than aqueous solutions, because, well, it's molecular acid !
If you were a molecule of THC, would you dissolve faster in molecular acid or in water ?
Or course, from there it's a short trip from the stomach, to the intestines, to the blood, to the brain.
In humans that trip is facilitated by Aqueous Chemistry.
That sounds fancy but, getting a coffee buzz is an example. It's simple, almost everybody does it.
I don't know how the Alien's digestive system works. But, I do note, they grow very fast. This is a sign that their body chemistry works faster than humans.
Maybe that's why Aliens are in such a nasty mood. They just want to get high, but everybody is afraid of them, and (almost) nobody will share their Pot with them.
CONCLUSION: If you see a chest-bursting Alien, Share your Pot with Them.
Drug Uptake, Aqueous vs. Molecular Acid Organisms
One can only conclude, Chest-bursting aliens get high faster, because their blood is molecular acid.
Molecular acid Probably has a faster absorption rate for psychotropic substances than aqueous solutions, because, well, it's molecular acid !
If you were a molecule of THC, would you dissolve faster in molecular acid or in water ?
Or course, from there it's a short trip from the stomach, to the intestines, to the blood, to the brain.
In humans that trip is facilitated by Aqueous Chemistry.
That sounds fancy but, getting a coffee buzz is an example. It's simple, almost everybody does it.
I don't know how the Alien's digestive system works. But, I do note, they grow very fast. This is a sign that their body chemistry works faster than humans.
Maybe that's why Aliens are in such a nasty mood. They just want to get high, but everybody is afraid of them, and (almost) nobody will share their Pot with them.
CONCLUSION: If you see a chest-bursting Alien, Share your Pot with Them.
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Don't just share your 'erb with the alien - teach that alien how to grow good 'erb - then one day he might go back to his/her/its own planet and turn all the other aliens into home-hobby-cannabis-cultivators/enthusiasts - and that would be a fine thing.
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Teddybrae
St P ... and Gypsy ... the 'aliens' are not in space! They are here, part of Earth. They are Earth Beings ... Helpers. They help us Understand. (Castaneda called them "Allies".)
We can't interact with them because we are arrogant about what is real and what is not.
We can't interact with them because we are arrogant about what is real and what is not.
No....they are in Buckingham Palace and they won't interact with me because I am not one of them..
<you can beam me up now Scottie>
<you can beam me up now Scottie>
DenverVaultBoy
Active member
If aliens exist and know of this world they are enroute in order to harvest this world's resources and biomass. Interstellar distances are vast, such trips require levels of sustainability that would leave them consuming recycled water and food as their only food and water, this world would be one big fresh juicy bite for a species like that.
Unsynthesized protein, fresh from the source, I can already hear them smacking their lips, "Human, it's what's for dinner."
In such a situation we could take solace in knowing that more valuable species, likely things along the lines of Cannabis or Citrus fruits, would likely be preserved for research purposes by our consumers. We might even get lucky and get a section in some interstellar nature preserve so that they can study us for a more extended period than the harvest of our world would allow for.
Unsynthesized protein, fresh from the source, I can already hear them smacking their lips, "Human, it's what's for dinner."
In such a situation we could take solace in knowing that more valuable species, likely things along the lines of Cannabis or Citrus fruits, would likely be preserved for research purposes by our consumers. We might even get lucky and get a section in some interstellar nature preserve so that they can study us for a more extended period than the harvest of our world would allow for.
If aliens exist?
Ok, well they are here to harvest, but can travel light-speed, yet can't create matter from a vacuum, which they should be able to do if they can travel light-speed.
Also same thing for living in a matrix, if they could put us on a chip, they'd just as easily be able to create another universe instead of some bull.
Also I'd leave this verse cause if you have info that it could be destroyed by some built device, well then, you leave into another dimension. They could be gone because some idiot might find the key to destruction somehow.
Ok, well they are here to harvest, but can travel light-speed, yet can't create matter from a vacuum, which they should be able to do if they can travel light-speed.
Also same thing for living in a matrix, if they could put us on a chip, they'd just as easily be able to create another universe instead of some bull.
Also I'd leave this verse cause if you have info that it could be destroyed by some built device, well then, you leave into another dimension. They could be gone because some idiot might find the key to destruction somehow.
St. Phatty
Active member
I met a very skilled network engineer during a job interview at Pacific Bell in 1994.
He belonged to a UFO abduction support group.
I think I may have told Bombadil.360 about this experience.
Contact experiences are often massively disruptive to the human being that experiences them.
My observation is that it is possible to induce a contact experience.
For example, if you are interested, I suggest setting up a vertical landing strip in your side/ front/ wherever yard, with lights that flash sequentially.
I did a quick drawing in Photoshop.
I wouldn't spend TOO much time on it. If nothing else, you can always take the sculpture to Burning Man ... if you feel like paying a $1000 to camp in the middle of the desert with no running water & no hot baths for a week.
I went to Burning Man when it was a $100. I wish there was a Drowning Man festival, without the price tag, God Almighty.
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I am 2 months and 1 week into a Worst Case dental situation. Just drank 100 mg of Aqueous Tapentadol (Tapentadol dissolved in water, with the pill coating filtered out - whatever that orange stuff is, it upsets my stomach.)
Good thing I have that, because smoking is difficult. I had an infection and some dead tissue in my mouth, so my gums are very easily inflamed.
I'd go buy some edibles, but they're so expensive !
I have a follow-up appointment with the root canal dentist tomorrow. I am going to lobby for a second root canal.
Just a side note to explain the unique situation I found myself in, starting on August 9.
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If I met ET tonight, I would ask him to give a certain dentist office the Independence Day Zap-the-White-House treatment.
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DenverVaultBoy
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lol, so because they can't rewrite the laws of physics and exert direct control over reality itself, that means they are somehow not a threat?
So, you're not familiar with designs for nuclear, fusion, or antimatter based propulsion systems that would allow for journeys between stars that would range from hundreds of years using an Orion https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Orion_(nuclear_propulsion) type engine, to dozens of years with antimatter rockets https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Valkyrie ?
Imagine a colony of ravenous humans ravishing some poor world in the distant future, because once we suck this world dry, some group of super rich oligarchs is going to make an attempt at an interstellar shot. Traveling for hundreds of years in space, they'll arrive hungry and ready to conquer, weaponize their fuel source, and go to work.
Brother Nature
Well-known member
T
Teddybrae
Thank you very much for the Drawing. However I am not so interested to do as you suggest. Mostly this is because I 'm too old for such excitement. It would wear me out and I must manage my dwindling energy resources carefully!
However I agree that contact with these beings is usually massively disruptive to Individuals' ideas of themselves and our ideas of the world we live in.
I think this is what humans do when we can't work out what is going on ... we avoid or deny the experience in some way. One way of avoidance is to assume the encountered Beings are from somewhere beyond Earth ... when what they actually are is beyond our daily comprehension (beyond our capacity for description)!
My experiences have been in dreams. There was nothing space-like about these dreams except the silver beings with no face. In fact the 'setting' was a huge building under construction ... which I took to be a visual metaphor for 'a work in progress' ... which of course is what Evolution is!
I don't want to write more about this because I derive much energy from my experience and think I can waste that energy by sharing too much.
Thanks again St P
PS: you can eat your smoking dope by putting a pinch in a pan then heat until it begins to smoke ... then sprinkle heated dope onto whatever food doesn't hurt your mouth. takes about an hour to come on.
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However I agree that contact with these beings is usually massively disruptive to Individuals' ideas of themselves and our ideas of the world we live in.
I think this is what humans do when we can't work out what is going on ... we avoid or deny the experience in some way. One way of avoidance is to assume the encountered Beings are from somewhere beyond Earth ... when what they actually are is beyond our daily comprehension (beyond our capacity for description)!
My experiences have been in dreams. There was nothing space-like about these dreams except the silver beings with no face. In fact the 'setting' was a huge building under construction ... which I took to be a visual metaphor for 'a work in progress' ... which of course is what Evolution is!
I don't want to write more about this because I derive much energy from my experience and think I can waste that energy by sharing too much.
Thanks again St P
PS: you can eat your smoking dope by putting a pinch in a pan then heat until it begins to smoke ... then sprinkle heated dope onto whatever food doesn't hurt your mouth. takes about an hour to come on.
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I met a very skilled network engineer during a job interview at Pacific Bell in 1994.
He belonged to a UFO abduction support group.
I think I may have told Bombadil.360 about this experience.
Contact experiences are often massively disruptive to the human being that experiences them.
My observation is that it is possible to induce a contact experience.
For example, if you are interested, I suggest setting up a vertical landing strip in your side/ front/ wherever yard, with lights that flash sequentially.
I did a quick drawing in Photoshop.
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I wouldn't spend TOO much time on it. If nothing else, you can always take the sculpture to Burning Man ... if you feel like paying a $1000 to camp in the middle of the desert with no running water & no hot baths for a week.
I went to Burning Man when it was a $100. I wish there was a Drowning Man festival, without the price tag, God Almighty.
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I am 2 months and 1 week into a Worst Case dental situation. Just drank 100 mg of Aqueous Tapentadol (Tapentadol dissolved in water, with the pill coating filtered out - whatever that orange stuff is, it upsets my stomach.)
Good thing I have that, because smoking is difficult. I had an infection and some dead tissue in my mouth, so my gums are very easily inflamed.
I'd go buy some edibles, but they're so expensive !
I have a follow-up appointment with the root canal dentist tomorrow. I am going to lobby for a second root canal.
Just a side note to explain the unique situation I found myself in, starting on August 9.
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If I met ET tonight, I would ask him to give a certain dentist office the Independence Day Zap-the-White-House treatment.
