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Hermanthegerman

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German is a very difficult language. If you don´t know the rules, you have to surf. Even as a german, it comes to light, if you write a letter.
 

Bud Green

I dig dirt
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If I was full German, instead of just 1/4 German, I would hope to live in one of the little hamlets in south-west Germany...where my ancestors are from...
Where they carve the beautiful cuckoo clocks...

And I would like to live right down the street from from the small town brewery's pub.

Germans and Czechs know how to make the very best beer in the world!
 

St. Phatty

Active member
If I was full German, instead of just 1/4 German, I would hope to live in one of the little hamlets in south-west Germany...where my ancestors are from...
Where they carve the beautiful cuckoo clocks...

And I would like to live right down the street from from the small town brewery's pub.

Germans and Czechs know how to make the very best beer in the world!

That sounds good. It sounds like Bavaria. I'm 3/8 German. :tiphat:
 

Hermanthegerman

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If I was full German, instead of just 1/4 German, I would hope to live in one of the little hamlets in south-west Germany...where my ancestors are from...
Where they carve the beautiful cuckoo clocks...

And I would like to live right down the street from from the small town brewery's pub.

Germans and Czechs know how to make the very best beer in the world!


That´s true, it must be the blackwood forest area, it is wonderfull there and spring comes a little bit earlier.:)
 

mean mr.mustard

I Pass Satellites
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The UK taps aren't as cold but they aren't room temp.

I will say that flavor increases with temperature and Czech beer is supposed to be balanced and light.

I'm guessing they serve it cold. Maybe not Coors Light blue Rocky mountain cold but cold enough.

I've never been one to understand cold as shit light beer being preferable to a quick shot of vodka.

If you want to taste it do so.

If you want it to taste like nothing get a club soda and vodka with a drop of yellow food coloring and quit ruining beer's definition.

:friends:
(I'm toasting you with a 50 degree glass of IPA)
 

minds_I

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Joke time.

Sara Sanders walks in to the oval office.

Donald said good morning Sara how did you sleep?

Sara says, I slept well. I had this dream where you finally got the grand parade you were wanting. And you were there in front leading the parade in a long black Cadillac ...
you were followed by marching bands, soldiers marching, tanks, missiles, there was even a flyby of warplanes, The people were cheering and screaming, some even crying sir,

Everyone had a fabulous time.

Really, Donald says, was I smiling? He asked

Sara said, I don't know sir,

You don't know? Irritated he asks, why not? Sir the lid was closed.
 

Weezard

Hawaiian Inebriatti
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Not quite!
Some Czech Pilsners are excellent. And heavy German beers are always welcome.
However.

Bring your beer swilling butt to da beeg Island during the brew fest/competition.
Pilsners require low temp. fermentation.
That is very expensive in the tropics so we do lagers, porters, and stouts.
We brew some of the finest porters and stouts on the planet..
You no t'ink so? Come try'em. :)

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Weeze

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St. Phatty

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Harley's don't go fast enough to kill you. ;)

Die like a man - or a woman.

I watched a Harley T-bone a compact pick-up in August 2001 on the coast highway in San Diego.

Time sort of slowed down. Heard the sound, turned around, 15 feet away there's a man and a woman imitating the rag doll simulation in 3D Studio Max.

I saw the part where they impact the pick-up bed and momentum carries them over the other side onto the road.

I didn't have a phone on me. All I could think to do was to stand over them with a towel to provide shade.

Figured if I was dying on the hot asphalt under a noon-time sun, I might want some shade.

First I stood over the woman. I looked down and her arm looked like the meat counter at Safeway. That was traumatic and took me a few years to recover from.

Then I went and stood over the man. He looked up at me and said, "I think my arm's broke". Doing much better than the woman.

The people looking at the woman asked to borrow my towel. They made an informal stretcher and wrapped the woman's arm in it. Never got around to buying a new beach towel.

I expect Harley Davidson to go broke when people start getting honest about whether or not they can afford a traffic accident.
 
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