Deep Stoner Thoughts

[PDX Dopesmoker]

And Papa John laughed. And the true Supreme pizza, he whose name you would not recognize, because the Supreme pizza is not a chain, and is not a brand: the Supreme Pizza is the local pizza joint. And the Supreme Pizza sayeth unto Man, though hast gone against me by tasting of the fruit of the Debbil, Papa John, and so git on outta my garden!

Adam and Eve and the generations of their offspring were cursed to eat shitty national chain pizza that only paid their workers minimum wage and no benefits. Serves them right, but still.

I drink a can or two of budweiser once every couple years or so just to remind me how much better the good stuff is. Forgiveness is a virtue, sure the ability to put together good pizza is a higher virtue, but both forgiveness and pizza is even better. Plus its good odds that skilled pizzarians are catholics. Try and work those angles with your local pizza dudes or and arrange a straw buyer, good luck.

 

[exploziv]

Then Wendy sold Papa John to the vegans for a pizza.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Deep in thought, perhaps giving thanks for
what she has in front of her, like those boobs

I'd drink the koolaid.......

 

[exploziv]

I'd suck it right from the jugs.

 

[mr.brunch]

I must be getting old, as I am thinking the burger would be tastier and far less hassle in the long run....

 

[Jellyfish]

Yep, you're getting old.

 

[noyd666]

I would feed that shit to the pigs and have me way with the wench.

 

[Jellyfish]

That is de-e-e-e-e-e-p!

 

[mr.brunch]

Yep, you're getting old.

Don’t I know it.

 

[Jellyfish]

No the girls are just getting younger!

 

[Jellyfish]

The pool of women you just can't have gets bigger and bigger. It's inevitable.

 

[Bud Green]

I would feed that shit to the pigs and have me way with the wench.

If there was a wench about, to have my way with, the pigs would just go hungry....

 

[Jellyfish]

Turn in your overalls, you're a bad farmer.

 

[noyd666]

and yer pitchfork.

 

[Bud Green]

You can have the overalls and the pitchfork!

I'm just farming weed, and I can do that naked where I live...

Just don't take my boots.. I'm a tenderfoot...

 

[noyd666]

lol, not around gavita's.

 

[St. Phatty]

and yer pitchfork.

I tried to buy a pitchfork.

$40 for a 5 tine normal pitchfork !

I ended up using rope and a rake.

 

[noyd666]

I bought 2 over a short time and the tines bent right away, so there not made like they used to. china?

 

[Gry]

Cheap pitch forks. Hell of a deal.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Damned, what I like, kills me quicker.