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Deep Stoner Thoughts
- Thread starter HempKat
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wouldn't it be cool if time could tell...
Is it right to hear that Beatles song if you never said it was your birthday?
I reckon smoking that would give you a ginormous Big Bang.
Followed by some epic expansion
Your cells would explode and expand into planets and suns and your breath would turn to space
Your cells would explode and expand into planets and suns and your breath would turn to space
It’s a good enough creation story in my book.... who’s with me?!
“.... and on the eighth day it was thus proclaimed that after the world achieves enlightenment, blessed shall be the pot-smokers... for they are the truth seekers and partakers of the herb of knowledge “
And the people were told, do not consume the fruits of the mother plant in the centre of the garden..... you can’t handle the truth!
And so, the sacred lady rolled a giant spliff, which they shared..... this act brought forth dominos pizza and all was well.
And so, the sacred lady rolled a giant spliff, which they shared..... this act brought forth dominos pizza and all was well.
What is twice as cold as 0 degrees?
was this a Supreme loaded with everything or just a pepperoni?
My smoking shed
I believe it was just bread and anchovies...... fed absolutely loads of people..... about 5000 I think. Mind you these old stories tend to get exaggerated, especially when the people who wrote them were incredibly fuck’n high.
Pot be with you.
And then one day when Eve was alone, a serpent came upon her, who spaketh with a forked tongue. Verily, his name was called Papa John. Whereupon he tempted her with lower prices, but when she bit into his vile concoction, she cried, "Tain't no pizza, you debbil, 'tis cardboard and ketchup trickery."
And Papa John laughed. And the True Supreme Pizza, he whose name you would not recognize, because the Supreme Pizza is not a chain, and is not a brand: the Supreme Pizza is the Local Pizza Joint. And the Supreme Pizza sayeth unto Man, "Thou hast gone against me by tasting of the fruit of the Debbil, Papa John, and so git on outta my garden!"
Adam and Eve and the generations of their offspring were cursed to eat shitty national chain pizza that only paid their workers minimum wage and no benefits. Serves them right, but still.
Adam and Eve and the generations of their offspring were cursed to eat shitty national chain pizza that only paid their workers minimum wage and no benefits. Serves them right, but still.
