Deep Stoner Thoughts

[Weezard]

Time and space are thus enslaved.

 

[trichrider]

wouldn't it be cool if time could tell...

 

[Weezard]

It can! Just add patience.
All will become clear. Just give it a year.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Is it right to hear that Beatles song if you never said it was your birthday?

 

[Mick]

Cannabis singularity.... a form of hash so compressed that a pinhead sized piece weighs the same as a family car.
Smoke with care, dimensional travel is possible.

I reckon smoking that would give you a ginormous Big Bang.

 

[mr.brunch]

I reckon smoking that would give you a ginormous Big Bang.

Followed by some epic expansion

 

[Mick]

Followed by some epic expansion

Your cells would explode and expand into planets and suns and your breath would turn to space

 

[mr.brunch]

Your cells would explode and expand into planets and suns and your breath would turn to space

It’s a good enough creation story in my book.... who’s with me?!

“.... and on the eighth day it was thus proclaimed that after the world achieves enlightenment, blessed shall be the pot-smokers... for they are the truth seekers and partakers of the herb of knowledge “

 

[Mick]

A cannabis inspired creation myth is a great idea and is a story just waiting to be told.

 

[Weezard]

In the beginning,
there was the seed.
Watered by the rivers of our memories as they flowed into one another.
It swelled and sprouted forth. (Or maybe fifth)
And it was good.

 

[mr.brunch]

And the people were told, do not consume the fruits of the mother plant in the centre of the garden..... you can’t handle the truth!
And so, the sacred lady rolled a giant spliff, which they shared..... this act brought forth dominos pizza and all was well.

 

[farmerlion]

What is twice as cold as 0 degrees?

 

[armedoldhippy]

And the people were told, do not consume the fruits of the mother plant in the centre of the garden..... you can’t handle the truth!
And so, the sacred lady rolled a giant spliff, which they shared..... this act brought forth dominos pizza and all was well.

was this a Supreme loaded with everything or just a pepperoni?

 

[mr.brunch]

What is twice as cold as 0 degrees?

My smoking shed

 

[mr.brunch]

was this a Supreme loaded with everything or just a pepperoni?

I believe it was just bread and anchovies...... fed absolutely loads of people..... about 5000 I think. Mind you these old stories tend to get exaggerated, especially when the people who wrote them were incredibly fuck’n high.

Pot be with you.

 

[armedoldhippy]

I believe it was just bread and anchovies...... fed absolutely loads of people..... about 5000 I think. Mind you these old stories tend to get exaggerated, especially when the people who wrote them were incredibly fuck’n high.

Pot be with you.

if the crust was good, it's ALL good...

 

[mr.brunch]

And lo, the crust became stuffed before their very eyes, and all were able to munch on into the small hours

 

[Mick]

I've been wondering if an epiphany that turns out to be wrong, is still an epiphany.

 

[Jellyfish]

And then one day when Eve was alone, a serpent came upon her, who spaketh with a forked tongue. Verily, his name was called Papa John. Whereupon he tempted her with lower prices, but when she bit into his vile concoction, she cried, "Tain't no pizza, you debbil, 'tis cardboard and ketchup trickery."

 

[Jellyfish]

And Papa John laughed. And the True Supreme Pizza, he whose name you would not recognize, because the Supreme Pizza is not a chain, and is not a brand: the Supreme Pizza is the Local Pizza Joint. And the Supreme Pizza sayeth unto Man, "Thou hast gone against me by tasting of the fruit of the Debbil, Papa John, and so git on outta my garden!"

Adam and Eve and the generations of their offspring were cursed to eat shitty national chain pizza that only paid their workers minimum wage and no benefits. Serves them right, but still.