Deep Stoner Thoughts

[Stoner4Life]

keep thinking that my wife (I don't have one) is gonna walk into the room, so then I can tell her to go make me a sandwich.......

 

[420somewhere]

I think I’ll wait to..

I think I’ll wait to..

keep thinking that my wife (I don't have one) is gonna walk into the room, so then I can tell her to go make me a sandwich.......

She’ll come downstairs eventually....

Then I’ll ask for sex....

She made me a sandwich earlier

 

[Hermanthegerman]

 

[Bud Green]

There's a huge difference between quietly "chewing your cud" and loudly "spewing your crud"....

 

[Hermanthegerman]

Interesting, in english comes the meaning of the sentence at the begining, in german more at the end of the sentence.

 

[noyd666]

April fools day so anything can happen. so Herman=so anything can happen its April fools day?

 

[moose eater]

Has a beauty salon ever been sued for false advertising, due to a 'permanent' not being permanent? Or for their work not necessarily resulting in beauty?

 

[iam_2high]

After growing without reading enough,then growing without good enough genetics,I learned half the shit they sell you,and 75 percent of what they tell you,is bullshit

 

[GOT_BUD?]

After growing without reading enough,then growing without good enough genetics,I learned half the shit they sell you,and 75 percent of what they tell you,is bullshit

I think your numbers are a little on the low side.

 

[Phaeton]

Theodore Sturgeon, when informed that 90% of books in his genre were crap, replied:

"90% of everything is crap"

So true, so true.

 

[St. Phatty]

I always have 2 browser windows open, with search engines doing a web search for "Wildfire News".

It's interesting what news it pulls in. Mostly fire related. But today, there's some teacher's groups in the American Midwest organizing for better pay. And it's "spreading like a wildfire". So that was pulled into the news feed.

PS If you use dry ice to deal with a flea infestation, you have to break up the dry ice. Otherwise it just sits there and gives the fleas free air conditioning. After a 5 hour treatment yesterday, I opened the plastic bag the mattress was in, and the 4 pounds of dry ice was mostly still there.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lmvbGGUdcDs

Johnny Cash (Bargeld is Cash in german) in german. Johnny Cash, soulbrother.

 

[Gry]

Quite a line, and he did walk it well.

 

[Stoner4Life]

Do you think the guy who coined the term, "one hit wonder" ever came up with any other catchy phrases?

 

[Chevy cHaze]

hahaha probably not ! Good one

 

[dddaver]

one hit shit

 

[moose eater]

Some folks opened a legal cannabis store in Fairbanks by that name; "One Hit Wonder."

Though I rarely go into the retail stores, and even more rarely buy someone else's pot, I scored a gram of outdoor-grown Acapulco Gold there the other day, rated at over 15% thc, and grown by Greatland Ganja in Kasilof, Ak.

Fairly impressive. Old-timey stone. "Had a beat I could dance to." I gave it an 8.5 ;^>)

 

[Hermanthegerman]

So much about Fashion in North Germany, my wife said,: You Can wear the grey Pullover, not always the black one.

 

[Hermanthegerman]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcLbS0yxzdk

 

[Stoner4Life]

you're a funny funny guy Herman.......