Deep Stoner Thoughts

[moose eater]

Meaning behind things is often lost

If it was ever really perceived in the first place.

 

[igrowone]

somethimes I think...Damn! nothing else just Damn. Also I hate Christmas./

i don't have any 'hate' of christmas, at least not in principle, but what it's turned into is another story

this tune has always brought a smile to my face during the season

The Kinks – Father Christmas Lyrics

When I was small I believed in santa claus
Though I knew it was my dad
And I would hang up my stocking at christmas
Open my presents and I'd be glad

But the last time I played father christmas
I stood outside a department store
A gang of kids came over and mugged me
And knocked my reindeer to the floor

They said:
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys.
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Don't give my brother a steve austin outfit
Don't give my sister a cuddly toy
We don't want a jigsaw or monopoly money
We only want the real mccoy

Father christmas, give us some money
Well beat you up if you make us annoyed
Father christmas, give us some money
Don't mess around with those silly toys

But give my daddy a job cause he needs one
Hes got lots of mouths to feed
But if youve got one, I'll have a machine gun
So I can scare all the kids down the street

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

Have yourself a merry merry christmas
Have yourself a good time
But remember the kids who got nothin
While you're drinkin down your wine

Father christmas, give us some money
We got no time for your silly toys
Well beat you up if you don't hand it over
We want your bread, so don't make us annoyed
Give all the toys to the little rich boys

 

[stoned-trout]

Sometimes you have to move sideways to move forward...yeehaw

 

[Gry]

Superman needs to chase down santa and shake him by heels.
Clearly been holding out on us with the peace love and joy.

 

[Borderliner]

Christmas is something sacred not commercial

 

[LowFalutin]

these feelings can be re-programmed

 

[moose eater]

Do cats land on their feet in the diminished gravity in space, too?

 

[angelgoob]

Somtimes ya need males laddy.

Sometimes ya need males.

Sometimes ya need.

Need males.

That's what you need. And you're not gay not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[St. Phatty]

It seems that I select Vegetables

according to which ones go well with Mayonnaise

Tomatoes
Broccoli
Avocado
Artichoke

bread mustard mayo
hamburger mustard mayo
cheese mustard mayo

I'm eating Hummus now. One food I'm not tempted to put Mayo on.

Mayonnaise

Forget touchdowns. Do an end-zone dance for Mayo !!!

 

[moose eater]

Sometimes you have to move sideways to move forward...yeehaw

Chess, the disorganized individual blocking the aisle in the aircraft, or what?????? All of the above??

 

[LowFalutin]

thinking about creating a brand of
cigarettes called, Natural Selection...
to reflect* choosing-to-smoke's darwinian aspects.

*or have fun with

 

[Stickybred420]

*hits blunt*


if you clean a vaccum cleaner then that makes you a vaccum cleaner.

 

[mr.brunch]

Unless you clean it with another vacuum cleaner.... but then who will clean that?

 

[Stickybred420]

what if you vaccum cleaned your cleaner vaccum cleaner with your cleanest vaccum cleaner.

 

[Kalachakra]

what if you vaccum cleaned your cleaner vaccum cleaner with your cleanest vaccum cleaner.

Or more catholic, "Igne Natura Renovatur Integra" or in less dying langage: Burn it all !

 

[St. Phatty]

what if you vaccum cleaned your cleaner vaccum cleaner with your cleanest vaccum cleaner.

2 vacuum cleaners would have come in real handy.

The cat threw up, I fed it to the chickens.

I got food poisoning on THXgiving ... I threw up, and fed it to the cats.

Disgusting & efficient.

 

[mr.brunch]

At least they got a warm meal....

 

[bigganjabud]

If sponge Bob is absorbant and lives in bikini bottom does that mean he's a tampon?

 

[St. Phatty]

If sponge Bob is absorbant and lives in bikini bottom does that mean he's a tampon?

I think you might need a specialist to determine this.

Someone from Tampa.

 

[Patmando22]

Yes
He is