DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana

[stoned-trout]

rabbits love weed... I had one spot I couldn't keep them from munching everything ... I gave up ..I tried everything even ate a few...hot sauce sprays, garlic sprays ,mothballs, blood meal, fencing .. they dug under fence..i don't feel good about wiping out too many animals so I can grow dope in the wild... they won that battle ..weird tho cause I had another spot real close with no issues... ..I had a friend with a pet rabbit ..I used to feed it joints when I stopped by..what about stoned deer???? a male in rut with a buzz could really be interesting ...ha ha ...yeehaw... I have seen drunk deer and bear before...we should ban orchards...

 

[SpasticGramps]

Next they'll be Killer Stoned Extremist Rabbits with WMD's.

You can't make the stuff up. Tragically hilarious.

 

[LEF]

Did you know that some rabbits change color from brown to white for winter ?

I recently learned that.

I just learned it has to do with the amount of light (photoperiod) they get
Rabbits are nocturnal creatures

In places where its cold and snowy all the time, the rabbits are white all the time due to less light, and some places they stay brown all the time.

 

[yesum]

Hare raising story!

These useless government leeches will have to migrate to another tax supported feeding trough, talking about the DEA not the wildlife in the forest.

I do not like the larger grows where they pollute the land, so I have that in common with them. Or dangerous drug labs. Environmental problem not a drug problem.

 

[Scroggy B]

LOL! That rabbits story sounds like an excuse that someone super high is making up as he speaks, because he forgot what to say...

We got these scary critters here

they're called Rock Hyrax, but mistaken for "Rock Rabbits".. They're actually closer to elephants than to rabbits. Grew some outdoor near them, they never seemed to mind it =)

 

[Stoner4Life]

I've got a feeling that if this guy's got a wife & kids that they're laughing at him right now.......

 

[oldchuck]

You know, guys, yesterday I read over 300 comments in the Washington Post on this story and nearly all of them expressed similar view as are represented in this thread, except for the rabbit science, that is.

 

[RckyMtRdnk]

The mouse made em do it

 

[D. B. Doober]

There was Tex from Georgia...Then there was Fairbanks...he was from Salt Lake City.

 

[BetaGrow]

Best thread!

 

[mojave green]

Be vewy quiet, I'm hunting rabbits!
Where's the nra when you need them, somebody gotta protect our right to fuck up waskally wabbits!
Best thread ever!

 

[BetaGrow]

rabbits love weed...I tried everything even ate a few...

fuckin roflmao

 

[Betterhaff]

"I deal in facts. I deal in science," said special agent Matt Fairbanks,…

This has to be the scariest and funniest statement from the article, unfortunately they been have using the same facts and science since 1970 and believe it. How absurd. I would really like to see the “facts” and “science”. Nora probably taught the class.

A lot of animals love cannabis, probably benefits the local fauna more than harms but rabbits sure are a pain in the ass for my grows…just have to be smarter than them, right Bugs?

 

[Mrs.Babba]

I wonder if stoned rabbits still screw like rabbits??? hehehe
Funny thread S4L .....some people are just plain dumb!

 

[stoned-trout]

maybe the turtle can win a race,if the rabbit is high with the munchies....yeehaw

 

[Weird]

you know how many tender souls might perish swerving out of the way of stoned rabbits hopping erratically over the highways?

What about the predators in the region?

What happens when coyotes eat stoned rabbits and get the munchies and there are no more stoned rabbits left? Stoned people.

We are all at risk here, don't you see this?

We need the government to regulate, control and tax us to save us from threats to humanity such as this.

I just don't get throw caution to the wind attitudes here.



and this talk about rabbit copulation is proof of reefer madness!!!!

 

[Weird]

I wonder if stoned rabbits still screw like rabbits??? hehehe
Funny thread S4L .....some people are just plain dumb!

She was living in a single burrow w/ 3 other rabbits, one of them was a male, and the other two, well hell the other two were females.

God only knows what they were up to in there, and furthermore Mrs. Babba, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes..... reefers

 

[armedoldhippy]

I wonder if stoned rabbits still screw like rabbits??? hehehe
Funny thread S4L .....some people are just plain dumb!

they probably take their time now & think "MAN! I been rushing through this all these years! look at what I've missed. gotta find more of them odd looking little shrubs..."

 

[hush]

Meanwhile...

 

[Betterhaff]

^^Lol, need a before and after ^^