DEA warns of stoned rabbits if Utah passes medical marijuana

[Stoner4Life]

this one needed a bump to show what a fucking moron Matt Fairbanks of the DEA is.......

 

[Capt.Ahab]

 

[Stoner4Life]

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lmfao.......

 

[angelgoob]

So if this rabbit is THC infused, we can use it as an edible?

I think the parable is that the rabbit gets high and loses all it's instincts and in the same way he is trying to say we lose thinking capacity and the ability to operate in our lives.

I like weird's take on this. Reefer Madness type shit going on here. "It could happen in your home, or your home or (points into camera) or yours!!!"

All's I know from that movie is that if you smoke Reefer that your manic piano playing skills increase 10x

It's not like the rabbit had killer instinct anyway, I've seen rabbits just sit there and not move. Did he try gently nudging it? He obviously is a very good rabbit scientist going off his own anecdotal evidence.

 

[rbt]

It is this kind of crap information coming out that In Globe Arizona in 1978 there was a copper smelter and they would transport the confiscated evidence that could be burned to the blast furnaces to be destroyed. with the DEA saying I was possible for people to get a buzz from burning and these furnaces were like 2300 deg f. So a young Junior high kid with diminished capacity snuck to get on top the furnace to get a buzz. His friends told where he was when he didn't come home they picked him up with a dust pan.

 

[Space Toker]

I don't know SFL this seems like a bad Twilight Zone episode please feel free to correct me if I am wrong as I often am. But I think, more often than that I am right!

 

[noyd666]

WHAT!!

 

[Stoner4Life]

I don't know SFL this seems like a bad Twilight Zone episode please feel free to correct me if I am wrong as I often am. But I think, more often than that I am right!

that news has been verified, I even checked Snopes, Google the dudes name, he caught public ridicule from everyone except the DEA, news reporters were having a field day with this shit.......

 

[HempKat]

"I deal in facts. I deal in science," said special agent Matt Fairbanks,…

Science? According to the story he bases his theory on one rabbit at one point, that didn't perform the way he felt it should have. That's called anecdotal aka Conjecture, Opinion, hunch, guess, etc.

 

[stoned-trout]

stoned trout would like to be friends with stoned rabbit...lol...rabbit aint bad eatin...what about stoned DEER... a horny stoned buck could do some damage ,, a rabbit not so much...... an old friend of mine had a rabbit and I would feed it joints.......didn't seem to bother the rabbit any and I thought it was funny at the time.......doesn't thc have to be converted from thca or whatever to get ya stoned ?????.. I have had deer eat my plants and they didn't run around all giddy and stoned cause then it would of been easier to whack em......I once had a rat problem in my back yard and left them thc brownies.....the next day there was really stoned rats everywhere.. a few were hugging a small tree branch for dear life and freaked out...they all met their maker really high...yeehaw

 

[Crusader Rabbit]

Ever driven across the Nevada desert at night when the jackrabbits are out in force dancing on the roadway? It's like a freakin slalom course. WTF? I'm a rabbit and even I don't understand what's going on in that situation. I don't do that shit when I'm stoned.

 

[stoned-trout]

desert life drives one crazy after a while....yeehaw

 

[waveguide]

when he didn't come home they picked him up with a dust pan.

not a bad fate compared to being sprayed with agent orange


friend skinned one of his rabbits to make stew back in the day, showed me the vertebrae, how there's a little picture of penis going into vagina on each one.

 

[waveguide]

.I once had a rat problem in my back yard and left them thc brownies.....the next day there was really stoned rats everywhere.. a few were hugging a small tree branch for dear life and freaked out...they all met their maker really high...yeehaw

packrat chewed my c99 down and dragged it away. found the packrat laying on its back in the middle of the yard..

 

[St. Phatty]

This bunny shows how it's done.

[YOUTUBEIF]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEE345gQ00[/YOUTUBEIF]


My chickens LOVE Cannabis. They are very aggressive around it, the kind of behavior they only display with favorite foods like hamburger or corn or worms.

It's kill-the-male time (late July 1 start). I gave 2 adolescent hens a smaller male, about 15 inches high with decent side-branching, a few days ago. They ate EVERYTHING.

 

[noyd666]

This bunny shows how it's done.

[youtubeif]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEE345gQ00[/youtubeif]


My chickens LOVE Cannabis. They are very aggressive around it, the kind of behavior they only display with favorite foods like hamburger or corn or worms.

It's kill-the-male time (late July 1 start). I gave 2 adolescent hens a smaller male, about 15 inches high with decent side-branching, a few days ago. They ate EVERYTHING.

I like your style boy.

 

[Stoner4Life]

This bunny shows how it's done.

[YOUTUBEIF]DSEE345gQ00[/YOUTUBEIF]


My chickens LOVE Cannabis. They are very aggressive around it, the kind of behavior they only display with favorite foods like hamburger or corn or worms.

It's kill-the-male time (late July 1 start). I gave 2 adolescent hens a smaller male, about 15 inches high with decent side-branching, a few days ago. They ate EVERYTHING.

now your link works.......

 

[St. Phatty]

now your link works.......

Thanks ! -- I used the Youtube button - does it make the wrong HTML tags ?

Anyway, got some still pictures.

2 Candyland (GDP Seeds) x Apollo 11 (TGA-Bros.Grimm) males. Started July 1st. Neighbor gave them to me.

I took 2 clones from each, but it's just not a good time to make THAT MUCH pollen. So the chickens get them.

First up for Friday brunch, the plant on the left.

I got a picture of one of the adolescent chickens (2 pounds) next to the plant after they ate one side of it.

Then I rolled it over so they could eat the other side


I don't know if they got high. They do act compulsively around it, like a cat around catnip.

Most plants they don't attack as if it was a piece of raw hamburger

 

[Stoner4Life]

Thanks ! -- I used the Youtube button - does it make the wrong HTML tags ?

when you use that YouTube button you need to eliminate a portion of the full URL, your URL was this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEE345gQ00

and you need to always eliminate everything to the left of the = symbol, including the = symbol:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSEE345gQ00

all of the red needs to go, so I quoted you and ditched the unneeded stuff in the quote.......

 

[noyd666]

I think the rabbits in my town are stoned, two lane main highway in the busy part of town wide grassy centre strip , bloody rabbits laying out in the sun all day lol. take no notice of traffic.