Anyone ever hear of a Norwegian Forest Cat?
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noyd666
fox on the run, cat looks killer.
nope, but it sure looks cool!
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mistermcgeefoot
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My cat jumped in my window and landed on my bed with a live bird in his mouth while me and my girlfriend were sleeping. Cats have no respect but I respect their lack of respect.
yes i have heard of that breed,,,,
only cat thats are happy in water i believe,,,,big cats with lovely temperments that like swimming! my wife tells me,,,,s2
Cats meow at who?
brown_thumb
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My little bastard tomcat learned within a few months not to bring its prey into the house. If I caught him, I yelled so he dropped the poor dead critter. Then I picked up the carcass and tossed it outside after which the cat ran full-speed toward it's landing point. Then I locked the cat out for 12 hours. If the poor defenseless animal seem to be salvageable then I placed it in a box away from the cat. The next day, most critters recuperated well enough to survive on their own. Ha ha... you failed you damn cat!!
BTW, this is an oddball cat. He couldn't care less about any form of catnip. He sniffs it and moves on like it's nothing.
BTW, this is an oddball cat. He couldn't care less about any form of catnip. He sniffs it and moves on like it's nothing.
St. Phatty
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I have a feral cat outdoors, and one of her kittens indoors.
The feral cat is AWESOME -
amazingly strong, able to leap heights like 6 feet, from a standing start, no problem ... I think she could do 10 feet.
SMART - escaped from my spare bathroom in the pitchblack.
Peaceful towards humans - she hated being in the spare bathroom, but she never tried to claw me or anything.
As for the kitten ... basic average cute cuddly cat, slightly under-size for 4 1/2 months.
What I'm trying to figure out is ... the sex of the kitten.
Cats are wierd, they don't show their testicles till a certain age.
If I can get it to sit on a piece of plex, maybe I can get a picture of its butt to share with y'all.
OH YEAH, what I want to end up with is, a "Teaser Tom", to keep the feral cat mother company & act as birth control.
A Teaser Tom is a male that has had a vasectomy.
When the female in heat mates with that kind of male cat, her body downloads the eggs, thinking they're fertilized.
I called the local vet and they said, "we only do castrations".
I'm a cat liker getting to be a cat lover
I'm getting in the habit of taking a hit on the water pipe and then going to check on the kitten, exhaling around it.
The feral cat is AWESOME -
amazingly strong, able to leap heights like 6 feet, from a standing start, no problem ... I think she could do 10 feet.
SMART - escaped from my spare bathroom in the pitchblack.
Peaceful towards humans - she hated being in the spare bathroom, but she never tried to claw me or anything.
As for the kitten ... basic average cute cuddly cat, slightly under-size for 4 1/2 months.
What I'm trying to figure out is ... the sex of the kitten.
Cats are wierd, they don't show their testicles till a certain age.
If I can get it to sit on a piece of plex, maybe I can get a picture of its butt to share with y'all.
OH YEAH, what I want to end up with is, a "Teaser Tom", to keep the feral cat mother company & act as birth control.
A Teaser Tom is a male that has had a vasectomy.
When the female in heat mates with that kind of male cat, her body downloads the eggs, thinking they're fertilized.
I called the local vet and they said, "we only do castrations".
I'm a cat liker getting to be a cat lover
I'm getting in the habit of taking a hit on the water pipe and then going to check on the kitten, exhaling around it.
Catnip..in moderation
Some cats are ballsier than others. Lol. Mine were 4 months here. They were feral too. They lived their first few weeks outside before they were rescued and put up for adoption.
The balls are long gone, unfortunately. They're indoor only now. They're the sweetest, most loving cats I've ever known. He's strong, muscular, and athletic, able to jump 6 or 7 feet in the air to catch a cat toy. She's smaller and softer, but they still play wrestle all the time. He lets her win sometimes.
St. Phatty
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This particular batch of cats reminds me of that TV show Heroes where every character has one special power, or in some cases more than one.
I don't know if it's a superpower, but a kitten that cleans up after itself - better than I clean up after myself !
It's 4 months old, and I gave it a Kitty Potty Training test with a gray pot, with grow sand as kitty litter.
I saved 3 days worth of turds and put them on top of the sand.
Using my right hand. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anyway, it had them covered up with sand, mostly, within a day. Had everything clean-freak tidy at 2 days.
That is not bad for a 4 month old kitten !
She has no other apparent skills, but she has a sister that can frown exceptionally well.
And the feral mother is like a Jai Alai ball, she jumps all over the fvcking place, when indoors.
I don't know if it's a superpower, but a kitten that cleans up after itself - better than I clean up after myself !
It's 4 months old, and I gave it a Kitty Potty Training test with a gray pot, with grow sand as kitty litter.
I saved 3 days worth of turds and put them on top of the sand.
Using my right hand. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anyway, it had them covered up with sand, mostly, within a day. Had everything clean-freak tidy at 2 days.
That is not bad for a 4 month old kitten !
She has no other apparent skills, but she has a sister that can frown exceptionally well.
And the feral mother is like a Jai Alai ball, she jumps all over the fvcking place, when indoors.
Bwanabud
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lol, tough life being a cat...I hope to come back as one in my 2nd life
It's a tough life being an outside cat, especially in a big city like San Jose. They might make it a few years on their own before they meet a tragic and violent end.
Being an indoor cat with a brother / sister who loves you and stays with you always, that's the life.
I want to give them the best life I can give them. My last 2 cats (2 sisters I adopted in 2000) lived to be 14 and 16. I hope these two live even longer.This particular batch of cats reminds me of that TV show Heroes where every character has one special power, or in some cases more than one.
I don't know if it's a superpower, but a kitten that cleans up after itself - better than I clean up after myself !
It's 4 months old, and I gave it a Kitty Potty Training test with a gray pot, with grow sand as kitty litter.
I saved 3 days worth of turds and put them on top of the sand.
Using my right hand. EWWWWWWWWWWWW
Anyway, it had them covered up with sand, mostly, within a day. Had everything clean-freak tidy at 2 days.
That is not bad for a 4 month old kitten !
She has no other apparent skills, but she has a sister that can frown exceptionally well.
And the feral mother is like a Jai Alai ball, she jumps all over the fvcking place, when indoors.
My cats clean up in a different way. I've spilled dry cat food all over the floor a few times trying to fill their bowl. The next day, the floor is spotless.
It's magical.My last 2 cats started throwing up sometimes in their older years. I would clean it up, but sometimes they'd do it themselves. Someone would puke on the carpet at night, and nothing would be there the next morning. Ew. Lol. It's gross, but I couldn't complain about them doing the cleanup work for me.
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noyd666
our cats are always throwing up hair balls, but we have to clean up.long haired buggers.
St. Phatty
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My cats clean up in a different way. I've spilled dry cat food all over the floor a few times trying to fill their bowl. The next day, the floor is spotless.
Chickens do the same thing.
Then they leave a big dry turd, or 2 kinds of wet turd, on the hardware floor.
It's not magical !
The little clean-freak cat decided to hide amongst the tools etc. where there are thousands of hiding places.
Thought this was OK & that I would find her - it's only a 1500 square foot space.
Then I realized that she would still be peeing and who wants their Living Room to smell like Cat piss, unless it's Cannabis Cat Piss & the smoke from it ...
So I trapped her & she snuck under the bathroom rug which is related to one of her new hobbies, ripping it to shreds.
I really wanted to get a male cat to help the mother feral cat with birth control.
I'm attached to the clean-freak probably female cat though.
Now I understand how people end up with 30 cats that they then end up discussing with their therapist.
brown_thumb
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It's a tough life being an outside cat, especially in a big city like San Jose. They might make it a few years on their own before they meet a tragic and violent end.
Being an indoor cat with a brother / sister who loves you and stays with you always, that's the life.
My cat hates to be indoors most of the time. He comes around to be fed and might even bother to socialize for a few minutes. He occasionally jumps onto my lap while I'm sitting but he seldom stays around long unless the weather is rainy or cold. Then He'll snuggle up to sleep next to my feet. He gets jittery if bad weather forces him to stay inside very long. He's not antisocial... he's just a wanderer. I know one day he'll get hurt or killed but it's his choice. If I locked him in he'd be absolutely miserable.
More cats? No thanks. One is quite enough. I'd like two or three dogs though. Can I write that in a 'cat thread'?
