Arrest Stories & Close Calls

[The Uncola]

I have avoided legal trouble from this incident- but just hanging out with a few of the local stoners nearly got me in a heap of trouble and I'm not going to try growing again for awhile.

I had a tiny grow of 4F's finished and shared a little of it with a few of the homies. I haven't restarted for the last 6 months. Anyway, I have been living alone and with an occasional room mate. One of these homies told me about a guy he knew who was desperate for a place to stay- later I found out just how desperate. Around mid November, about one week after this guy moved in, I was perusing my online bank info and had a WTF moment. Long story short, he stole an unused credit card and set up a PIN to make cash advances from an ATM. He is now in the County Jail charged with 2 felonies- ID Theft and Theft of between $1,000 and $20,000. The theft totaled about $1200 and all but $50 has been refunded by the bank. F4 felonies are those that can get you 2-6 years for each charge. He fled only after 2 warrants were put out for his arrest. This guy is a world class looser. He makes most of his bling by jacking people over small drug scores. I have changed the locks and if he shows up here again I'm calling 911.

Word to the wise- make sure prospective room mates have some kind of legal income prior to just moving in. I have had 3 other room mates who caused nothing close to this kind of mayhem. Oh- and this guy was already a convicted felon at 25.

 

[Big Bud Bear]

"Everybody's got something to hide .. 'cept for me and my monkey."

The cops finished the job that the rippers started .. they cleaned me out.
Now I piss in a cup every week so they can make sure.

you
had a firearm at a grow site, is'nt that a felonlly?

 

[dontstepongrass]

wtf

wtf

alright, when i was young i was dumb.

i agree.

So, anyways me and my boy bought a QP, and bagged it up into $20 bags. QP=120g

this is a two part... a. what?!!? NEVER WEIGH OUT A BAG BEFORE FINDING A BUYER FOR SAID BAG! b. QP tips the scales at 112 g there buddy...

 

[ToKEN]

haha here's one that just happened to me over the weekend...

I went to visit my friend in another state and he lives with a 19 year old and he's 24...needless to say we went on a beer run and started drinking before his 19 year old roommate got off work. she ends up getting off and bringing friends over...all who are underage.

Well this one kid brings over a tubberware container full of "special" brownies and tells me and my other friends their 10 bucks a brownie... I was like fuck that I'll just make my own.

so we're drinkin and I have the music turned up...jammin to I think it was some nails when I hear the doorbell ring. All the underagers start freakin out and go look through the peep hole in the door to realize it is the police. they SCATTER out the back door. well I'm sittin there callin for my friend to answer the door because the cops are there and I see search lights goin the back window from the road. I was like "oh man, this probably isnt gonna be good" I look over and what do I see...the tubberware container of brownies... I put them behind the couch and just wiat for my friend to answer the door.

Cops come in...arrest all the underages and my friend who owned the place. he and the other roommate get home about 2 hours later and what do we do...GRUB those 10 dollar brownies for free those bastard underagers cost my friend a lot of money in fines...munchin their brownies was the least we could do...

 

[bluberryjohn420]

one man police force

one man police force

so me and 3 of my freinds were getting some beer from another freind of ours who we met behind the restaurant he worked at. seeing as how we werent quite 21 at the time its a litle harder to get than just walking into the store.
but we get the beer and i turn left onto this road. i turned into the left lane which was apparnetly under construction but i ddint no
my freind in shotgun starts pointing left and saying get in the right lane get in the right lane so i was like wtf which way and he says sry man get in the right lane.now with just my luck when i merge into the right lane theres a cop behind me who then proceeds to pull us over.
BUt this isnt just any cop okay this guy had pulled me over before coming from a known dealers house but all i had was a pipe he took the pipe and let me go so it was straight ya know but thhis same cop had pulled my friend in shotgun who caused all the confusion over before and caught him with a gram and a pipe but there was an ounce in the car that was in this jacket that a pig picked up and didnt find so they let him go too but broke his pipe
now back to the main story so we get pulled over and the cop walks to my window and its this guy now when i see its him i basically shit my pants no other way to describe it i turned to my freinds and was like well see ya guuys im gonna be in jail for a while,
there were 3 40oz beers in the back we each had our own pipes on us i had 300$ my freind in shotgun had 900$ the 2 kids in back had about 5 grams total of some super stinky white rhino
the cop asks my frind in back to get outta the car cause he saw him shuffle around and searches him finds his weed then has everyone get outta the car he takes all of our pipes takes our beer sets it aside and makes us line up with our hands out then pulls out both bags of the white rhino and starts breaking it up and smelling it he puts a lbout a gram or so in each of our hands and says eatit if you dont throw up you dont go to jail
now im a weed feind i love weed and eating it wasnt a problem at all one because it was free and two because it white rhino
we all hammed it up a lot like oh iyt tastes so bad and fake gagging and shit in front of the cop and noone threw up so he let us go
he took our beer and pipes though he told us we were really lucky that he was on his way home he was getting off his shift and the station was about a block or two away so he didnt feel like doing paperwork
after he let us go wht did we do thats right we each dropped the cash he caught us with on even more white rhino and smoked that to the dome laughing about what had happened
since this has happend i dont ever drive with anything illegal ever
so smoke safely evryone
bluberryjohn420 1
pigs 0

 

[zomg1]

hahaha he made you eat it, what a nut

 

[spainmedman]

Polizei are ok with me

Polizei are ok with me

I was stationed in Germany with the Army. A friend and I were hitchiking to night club 20 minutes away from post. A young clean cut German guy picked us up, my friend offered to smoke a joint with the guy, he spoke english but didnt understand what he was talking about. I figured he didnt look like a smoker so maybe he didnt know the slang words for stuff. After my friend pulls out the joint the guy realizes what he was talking about and says "wait a minute", and it got kind of quiet and we kept driving.
I always got mad at my friend for offering to smoke with everybody, he was not very careful at times, and this guy did not look like a smoker in his sweater vest.
....anyways we get into town and there is a German police car (Polizei) sitting in front of a store. The driver without saying a word pulls over and starts talking to the greman policeman, I dont speak german but I understand the words for smoke and weed and hash and stuff. They talk back and forth and the policeman kind of gave us a funny look, no smile on his face at all. My friend and I looked at each other and we were scared, we thought this guy was turning us in, we were about to fly out of the car and run into the woods, we were literally feeling around for the door handles..then all of a sudden the guy says "goodbye" to the cop and drives away. We get on the road and the guy turns to me and my friend and says "that was my father, he said we can go smoke the joint down by the river". Too close for me, but turned out ok, a free ride and a new friend.

 

[lilo]

Close call I guess

Close call I guess

This hapened in a country somewhere in Baltic States where I am originally from. I was 18 or something and my friends were a little older. One evening after a usual chill out, a couple of joints and chess games we left our friends aparment for a walk, all four of us. It was a bautifull summer night, peacful and quiet and so were us. As we were crossing the street nearby we saw a police car heading our way, but we had no pot on us and didn't really think of anything bad. The car stopped, pigs got out, picked us fo walking at night and packed into the cars trunk. It was impossible to fit in there all the four of us so one of us was "advised" to get the fuck home. Well he was lucky he did. The pigs just shot blind and accused us of smoking pot, called us junkies and all that. In 5 minutes we arrived at their local police station. It was almost surreal. One of us, an older guy was instantly picked up to be beaten hard in the stations garage. With those rubber sticks. I myself with the other guy, whos heart was really giving up were shocked as we saw it and heard our mate screaming and begging to stop beating him but they continued beating him on the garage floor. He was a litle hippy looking kind of guy, perhaps that's why they picked him for that part. The other mate was taken to a room inside the building and interrogated. I hear those two pigs who loughing in there and in a minute one walked out with a sick smile in his face showing other pigs beside me a wet rubber stick. I was interrogated and beaten right in the reception. No protocols, no papers, nothing - just beaten. I felt I was the luckiest of the three of us and only hoped they don't kill the poor budda guy in the garage. After and hour or so of treatement I was thrown out and had to run under point of Kalashnikov. No shooting but pretty scary, anyway. The pigs laughed. My mates were released one by one shortly after the pigs got tired. The guy beaten in the garage was all blue, unable to walk and function for some weeks after the event. Off course we had been advised to keep our mouths shut or esle say goodbye to our existance. The pigs killed people there before and the station was famous for things like that. Funny, I later had been running club business and one day I had one of those guys coming and asking for a security job at my place. he didn't recognise me but I did and I hired him. he promissed me he'd be good at solving problems with those troublemakers, he would handicap them to heaters and "play with them" he told me. I hired him and he got beaten so badly by unknown guys at my place that I am sure he'll never ever agin will be able to do anything like that. He got some bones broke and his mother wouldn't recognise his face. I smiled, although I knew it wasn't good for my karma, but I still smiled.

 

[lilo]

Another close call story wasn't so disturbing. I was driving back home early morn after a hard night work at the club when I saw a guy from my area. Didn't know him really but just saw a person from my area and felt like wtf, he's so wasted perhaps i should pick him up and take home. He was happy but he was stupid. He was like "yea man, let's take those bitches with us" shouting in the window and after 3 minutes I was very sorry I picked him up. He behaved totally unacceptable but I'm a cool guy so I just smiled and kept quiet. I then noticed a suspicious car folowing me and yes in a couple of turns I was sure it wasn't for any better. Surely enough it was unmarked police car. I had some 20 or so grams in my car but I didn't panic cos I wasn't my papers were fine and all. They stopped me and it turned out the fucker who I picked up had had shown them a dick finger out the window sometime ago. So off course the policemen got pissed of and took the call. Anyway, they saw we weren't rally friends and told me like if not that dick in my car they'd never stop me and stuff. They found my weed after a short search called some more cops and I was delivered to a nearest police station. Luckily they weren't too bad and released me after receiving from me some cash. Didn't return my pot but hell I had no problems with that. Drove safely home and got my sleep.

 

[lilo]

And to end on a more positive note I was a kid of may be 15 years old and we sometimes, together with my best friend, loved smokin pot, haha obviously. Anyway we were stuck in a place far away from gypsies area where they sold some god buds. It was winter and we'd been thinking how to get there when we saw a cop trying ty start his shitty old frzen car engine. He then saw us and asked to help him out and push the car, so we did. He was kind and asked if he could give us a ride somwhere and we said sur take us to blahblah street. The cop was late to work and took us all the way to the gypsy region under police lights and loud sirene, haha.

 

[apples]

wow i cant believe i just read all that. my eyes are bleeding!

good stories though, I think I prefer the older heads stories over the "i was drivin with my boy and the pigs pulled me over" stories.

Stay safe!

 

[HerbGlaze]

What is this world coming to.. I was at are local park.. and was watching my boy skateboarding.. and then I took a few hits of a joint in my car then these weird looking disc golfers come over with backpacks and sunglasses and say "you got any bud man?"
and i was like "PFFTT Do I even know you" then there like "Ight mang is cool is cool"
then they sit down at a bench and then my sons friend lights up a cig just tobacco then the guys that asked me for the pot go up and say "You cant smoke here" So they write the guy a ticket and get his information and give him a court date.. UNDERCOVERS.. at a skatepark.. that didnt use to happen back in the 70's and 80's when I use to skate are park in Belmont..

 

[master shake]

a court date for smoking a cig? so, what if they caught you smoking a j, they'd shove a billy club up your ass and get 5-10?

 

[FRANKENBLUNT420]

I was stationed in Germany with the Army. A friend and I were hitchiking to night club 20 minutes away from post. A young clean cut German guy picked us up, my friend offered to smoke a joint with the guy, he spoke english but didnt understand what he was talking about. I figured he didnt look like a smoker so maybe he didnt know the slang words for stuff. After my friend pulls out the joint the guy realizes what he was talking about and says "wait a minute", and it got kind of quiet and we kept driving.
I always got mad at my friend for offering to smoke with everybody, he was not very careful at times, and this guy did not look like a smoker in his sweater vest.
....anyways we get into town and there is a German police car (Polizei) sitting in front of a store. The driver without saying a word pulls over and starts talking to the greman policeman, I dont speak german but I understand the words for smoke and weed and hash and stuff. They talk back and forth and the policeman kind of gave us a funny look, no smile on his face at all. My friend and I looked at each other and we were scared, we thought this guy was turning us in, we were about to fly out of the car and run into the woods, we were literally feeling around for the door handles..then all of a sudden the guy says "goodbye" to the cop and drives away. We get on the road and the guy turns to me and my friend and says "that was my father, he said we can go smoke the joint down by the river". Too close for me, but turned out ok, a free ride and a new friend.

NOW THATS SOME SHYT!!!! LMAO

 

[herbie5000]

then they sit down at a bench and then my sons friend lights up a cig just tobacco then the guys that asked me for the pot go up and say "You cant smoke here" So they write the guy a ticket and get his information and give him a court date..

Is this in America? Which fucking countries would pay people to bust cigarette smokers? What sort of sick world is this?

Every day things become more controlled. We are the wild animals that reached the top of the food chain, and now we are gnawed away by our lesser members. REVOLUTION!!!

 

[Vermonster]

i have wanted to reply to this post for a while so here goes.....
1. i was traveling on phish tour from shoreline CA to The Gorge in WA and my running partners, there were 4 cars caravaning....and they all wanted to drive up 1 through Humboldt instead of on 5 the major highway; which would make sense. so i get all heated and drink a bottle of wine and pass out around 10Pm somewhere near Humboldt. i wake up around 6 am and get behind the wheel somewhere in oregon after takin a big print of molly ( i know i was out of control) anyway i am pushing the car at like 110 which i had done all the way from Chula vista to Sf a few nights before without issue, anyway i get pulled over, immediately yanked out the car and cuffed. Charged with reckless driving and 4 counts of reckless endangerment 1 for each passenger and brought to what seemed to be a county jail in " the dalles" the first close call was them not searching my car which ha d a QP of trinity in the trunk an oz of shard molly and whatever each passenger had which was probably another 10 felonies. the whole ride to jail i am thinking i have a sheet of L in my wallet 2 OC 80s in my pocket and a few xaxany bars. So they search me and miss it all! the sheet was non perforated but had multy colored fractals all over it so how they missed it is beyond me, must have thought it was a business card! . the pills in my pocket were like stuck in the cracks of cargo pockets so they missed them. I had the 2500 bail paid in an hour and was out raging at the gorge that night! a traffic stops could have turned into 5-10 and yet it was 3 hours in jail and forfeited bail as a fine! missed some tour because i couldn't leave orgeon while on bail but made it to Pittsburgh for my first show back which was the hottest show of tour so.... close enough? if not try this on for size.
2. a kid i had been dealing with decided to go and overdose on yeah-oh and OC's, when he got taken out they searched his place and found a few 1000 mushroom chocolates some molly, and some unidentfied white powder ( it was that powder alprazolam that was dropping heads from 02-05) . he was a good kid, ( who is actually doing 3-5 now for a 40lb sale right now) but his roommate was a snake. when he got busted/oded i saw it all cause i lived in the same complex, but his roommate didn't know that and that i had already cleaned house assuming they would be def. pressuring them for the supply. so this was like 6 am at 10 his roommate who was fine (physically) comes over and starts asking me for an 8 ball and some Oscars (ocs) i literally acted like i didn't know the kid and asked him to leave. he set the kid who had supplied the fungus up an hour later and his place got raided. they only questioned me a month later when the kid ended up in critical condition in an ally near the complex, someone had beaten him up, pistol whipped him and taken 10 K he had in his bag that he had removed from the house a month earlier prior to the raid/OD; he was on his way to meet his mom to give her the cash to hold. it was returned to his roommate for legal defense and hospital bills....they never solved that one, I m still stumped too, who do such a mean thing to a police lap dog who kicked his "friend" by stealing his money while he was being hauled out blue on a stretcher and being arrested! i have like 3 more but i will save them sorry if my old lifestyle bothers anyone, i know that shit ain't condoned here.

 

[upNORTH]

long story made short, was a couple of years ago, really lucked the fuck out. My buddy and i moved our plants, from my house to a new spot, 1.5 month into veg. i dont even think its was a week later my house gets raided. they didnt find shit, hid all my shit in laundry room under a cabinet. they tried to say some shit about they had reports of some guy evading them seen at my house, gave me probably a bull shit name, i didnt know him. close calls

 

[bongcritter]

Good stories all,

Vermonster, I would love to hear the rest of em man! Keep em coming! Your old lifestyle doesn't bother me, you were just a wild mother fucker!

 

[ToKEN]

damn! I just got arrested in GTA san andreas...

 

[busterbunny]

A close call...

I was with a couple friends last summer and we sat around smoking and decided to go on a small 3 hour trip to the hills of the Mississippi River to relax for the evening. My friend driving had a few grams and I had brought a couple grams along myself. We bought an apple to smoke out of on the way because we thought it would be easily hidden if we were to get pulled over. We were only about 45 minutes away when my freind who was driving got pulled over for having a suspended license. (he told us everything was up to date.. liar) The cops were nice and said he would give us a warning as long as me or the other passenger drove home because our licenses were valid. He then came back to the car and asked the driver to step out and told him that he had a warrent for an unpaid ticket (again, me or my other friend were unaware that he had even had any tickets in the past). I was able to stuff my stash into my shoe without the cops noticing. Then then proceeded to search the car and found the driver's stash. The driver asked me to take blame for it... it was rediculous. In the end my friend was arrested and needed to pay the ticket that caused an issued warrent in able to be let free. The cops said me and my other firend could drive the car home but to be careful because other cops might not be as nice as they have been. (they were really nice to me and my other friend) The cops never thought anything of the apple sitting on the floor, and never found my stash in my shoe which was soon smoked. In the end, I don't hang out with the driver anymore, he is a liar and we were stupid for trusting him.