A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[Randy Marsh]

You can't make a robot out of chocolate

It makes things stand that don't have legs?

 

[Graffiti]

I was laughing my ass off reading this thread now I'm just confused.
Is anyone even trying to answer these questions?

 

[Stoner4Life]

mixed vegetables



I can't believe I said that, can you?





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[mpd]

No, I'm still having problems believing you are a 68 year-old spinster from Oregon who grows pot in her basement.

If one is one and two is none, but three is more than one, how many chicken gizzards are really on the plate?

 

[micropro]

True...

was that right?

 

[Stoner4Life]

no, the 7 Layer salad has a bacon topping.




why is there air?

 

[Endo]

HE SHOOTS HE SCORES!!!



is that a banana in your pocket or are you unhappy to see me?

 

[BudToker]

Quick before they hear that thought, I'll meet you down at the big yellow joint.

Where's the beef?

 

[BrainSellz]

In a thread!

Who's thoughts are these anyway?

 

[BudToker]

The paradoxical nature of this is that the thoughts have no author but exist everywhere for everyone.

Is there a circle?

 

[Graffiti]

*looks around at other cavemen*
you're crazy man


I heard you had a child, is it a boy, or a girl?

 

[BrainSellz]

definitely crazy...neither....mustve been when i "had" a "moment"

ever heard a Basenji bark?

 

[Graffiti]

...DMX does it better

ever heard a cat hacking up a hairball?

 

[ThizZ]

but it was worth every penny

What is the WORD?

 

[BudToker]

The bird is the word.

Why is the Z force carrier important?

 

[ThizZ]

because without it the President would have to make his own lunch.

How many pieces of wood would a woodchuck chuck, If a woodchuck could chuck wood?

 

[BudToker]

He likes the green ones!

Where's that confounded bridge?

 

[InvisibleEmpire]

Up your butt and around the corner

What do you do if you have a hard on in public?

 

[BudToker]

Announce your condition.

Why did she name him puppet?

 

[fulltimehuman]

Cause is an act of Gawd.

What is the Theorem of the Wet Fart?