A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[Endo]

that guy who did that thing, in that place...

can i give ya an IOU?

 

[Stoner4Life]

that'd be a UFO



When you gonna give me some time, Sharona?

 

[mpd]

Never, Sharona was a bull dyke transvestite from a Yeti Cave in Afghanistan.

How many jihadists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[Endo]

KAHBOOM!



how many insurgents, does it take to clean up the slurry of body parts from said explosion?

 

[mpd]

None, the insurgents are actually agents of the Tooth Fairy.

What's the difference between men and women?

(an easy lob to be sure, so whoever answers better hit it out of the park)

 

[flubnutz]

men are from mars, and women are from the planet where men from mars are wrong, all the time.

how are you enjoying my new bmw roadster, getting it back to me tonight?

 

[Lucky 7]

I see a skateboard in your future!

If you have a right leg and a left leg, where's your third leg?

 

[Endo]

in highschool they used to call me tripod.


anyone see that full moon the other night...?

 

[Stoner4Life]

the Copper Lantern in St Cloud MN




can a nigga get a table dance?

 

[Graffiti]

sir... this is a christian book store.

Would you like to buy a bible?

 

[Endo]

LIES>>> ALL LIES!!!!!!!

would like like to preview the Qur'an?

 

[mpd]

No, I carry my lunch, thank you.

Why do men have to be from Mars? Was Uranus such a bad deal?

 

[L~B]

Uranus smelled nice but was not warm...

Can you microwave burritos in side condoms?

 

[zomg1]

mexicans hate microwaves dude, durr.

i wonder how come?

 

[o0th3d4nk0o]

sticks and stones

where direction is this thread going now?

 

[drow]

Get a 4ft roll of duct tape

Why did the chicken cross the road?

 

[Graffiti]

to smack the next person who asks him about his business. "STEP OFF SON!" said the angry chicken.

How many eighths are in an ounce?

 

[Randy Marsh]

Bear shit in the woods

What does an xbox taste like?

 

[cannabiscalzone]

a lot

has anyone seen my bigger knife?

 

[micropro]

Sorry, dude, There are no trichs on your clones.

Is this you?