A New Game- the Good Question, Bad Answer Game

[abirdintheair]

nah but i sure love to motorboat.

what would you doo ooo ooo for a klondike bar?

 

[drtask]

contact your local hooker.

why is it that what goes up must come down if there's no gravity in space?

 

[Endo]

cause space is a hoover.

ever get that cum stain out of your carpet?

 

[Marick23]

I try and try but it's just soo good!



Why can't women measure correctly?

 

[Stoner4Life]

lactose intolerance.......




are you as sad as I that the Dbl Cheeseburger
has come off of the dollar menu at McDonalds?

 

[Endo]

yes but now theres the mcdouble... with one less slice of mcfat cheese.!

with or without tartar sauce?

 

[Graffiti]

tartar sauce is disgusting, unless it's on chocolate cake, then it's the slam.

I know there is more than one way to skin a cat but what is the BEST way to skin a cat?

 

[Endo]

vegetable peeler. and salt

anyone seen fluffy?

 

[Stoner4Life]

It's the Colonel's eleven 'herbs & spices'




ever been to Gloucester Massachusetts?

 

[Graffiti]

you bet, best spring break ever!

do you believe in bigfoot?

 

[steppinRazor]

no but i believe theres' a big foot in mouth and head up ass so whatcha talkin bout???

why do PIGS fly???

 

[Marick23]

They don't your high!


Wheres waldo?

 

[Stoner4Life]

emachines EL1200-01e




what's the most you've ever paid for a widget?

 

[Endo]

i dont remember ask Graffiti!

Ever use the "bagel" setting on ur toaster? (if not i suggest you try)

 

[L~B]

I use the toaster to dry my socks!!

Why does the sock monster only eat left socks?

 

[Stoner4Life]

it takes two hands to handle a Whopper
(THE TWO FISTED BURGER FROM BURGER KING)


it's 10 pm, do you know where your children are?

 

[Graffiti]

they should still be tied up to that post in the barn, unless they chewed through the ropes again.

Where do they sell them damn leashes for your kid?

 

[NiteTiger]

China.

Is it butter, or Parkay?

 

[MzBloom]

hopefully butter, Parkey doesn't stay slippery long enough.

When was the last time you changed your bong water?

 

[drtask]

about 4,000 miles ago.

who's your favorite aritst?