You know you're a stoner when:

[Pops]

You know you are a stoner and a grower when there are more seeds in your fridge than there is food.

 

[dubmaster]

You know your a stoner when you & couple good buddies pass out upright on the couch only to wake up in the morning saying "pass that this way".


You know your a stoner when your driving around the city (for any reason) and your vaporizers in your lap and the tube is running up through a fountain drink cup and out the top like a straw...
You pull up next to a poe poe but keep on vap'ing, but no worries as the tubes so brown with resin it actually looks like cola.
(silly friends huh?)

 

[MajMike]

You know you're a stoner . . .

You know you're a stoner . . .

. . . when you can make a pipe out of materials from any given room in the house, or vegetables from the garden.

 

[geetardude]

...When you look for your lighter for 20 minutes only to realize its in your pocket.

 

[bigsmoke386]

........When you run out of weed for the first time in years, and realize youve been in fantasy land all that time, and now that I have to face reality sober, I just cant handle it, and freak out over every little thing, and nothing can make me happy, and I cant eat or sleep at night.....I am a pothead

 

[hempknowsis]

You know your a stoner when, you had a full agenda with your day planed out
then say ,"oh... just one little toke befor i get my day started!"

a joint later..... "what the hell was i going to do now....."

lol yeah basically

 

[The Uncola]

When you're too high for the grocery store........"15 different brands of Tuna- Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna, packed in oil, packed in water dolphin friendly dolphin slaughter- Oh what about the bread should I get white or wheat instead?? Rye! Rye's the best I've tasted. Rye is best WHENEVER You're WASTED!

 

[Boxy Brown]

When you're too high for the grocery store........"15 different brands of Tuna- Chicken of the Sea or Big Kahuna, packed in oil, packed in water dolphin friendly dolphin slaughter- Oh what about the bread should I get white or wheat instead?? Rye! Rye's the best I've tasted. Rye is best WHENEVER You're WASTED!

if I go to the grocery store stoned I end up leaving with nothing but big bags of candy, potato chips, cheetos, and ice cream.

 

[Guest]

You aren't sure if your thread got deleted or you hallucinated writing it.

I've had this problem before. It's a toughy.

 

[THC•20]

You know you're a stoner when you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.

 

[bagseed77]

You know you're a stoner when you go to McDonalds and ask for a qp instead of a quarter pounder.

hahaha, when you look for hours to find the remote, freaking out, tearing shit up cause you know its there somewhere, only to find it in the freezer(no lie) later when i got something to drink.

 

[Hank Scorpio]

You Know your a stoner when you forgot that you made a thread about being a stoner.

 

[Chiefsmokingbud]

~You know you're a stoner when...........

~You know you're a stoner when...........

Thought we already had a thread on this but couldn't find it so i'll start off......please add


"you know you're a stoner if there's more roaches in your ash tray than in your kitchen"

 

[Stoner4Life]

~You know you're a stoner when~

you can't remember the last time you
actually put a sandwich in a baggie.



~You know you're a stoner when~

your best photo album is right here @ icmag.com

 

[asa42]

Thought we already had a thread on this but couldn't find it so i'll start off......please add


"you know you're a stoner if there's more roaches in your ash tray than in your kitchen"

i believe the original thread is in the old stoners crash pad...

know ya are a stoner when ya, crap i forgot!

 

[Guest]

You know you're a stoner when you can't find the other you know you're a stoner thread.

 

[Floro Joe]

Let's expand.


You know your a grower when.......

You dread running into,and having to converse with "real" gardeners when you buy nutes at Home Depot,because you actually have no ****ing idea how tomatoes grow.

 

[Stoner4Life]

~You know you're a stoner when~

All week long all you can think about is whether
yummybud is gonna get himself a date or not!

 

[George Hayduke]

you know your a stoner when you have an account for icmag forums.

 

[Sheriff Bart]

All week long all you can think about is whether
yummybud is gonna get himself a date or not!

i think that just means you are obsessed w/yummy
lol