You know you're a stoner when:

[NiteTiger]

When you take a shower and then go to a friends house, a friend that has never smoked pot. You sit on the couch and he notices something on the floor, yup. It is a seed.

Yup.

 

[Nikijad4210]

when you pack a bowl, set it down, go to the bathroom, come back then role a loint forgetting you about the bowl you just packed. i have done this. sat there smoking away staring at the bowl tring to figure out how it got there.

Geez, dear, we're still got a lot of work left to go with your grammar skills.


You know you're a stoner when you go outside & light up a bowl, and put the lighter in your pocket (as to not lose it) and spend the next 20 minutes crawling around looking under chairs & tables looking the lost lighter you forgot about putting in your pocket to prevent you from losing it in the first place. I can't tell ya how many times I've done that.

 

[Guest]

... You never smoke/roll tobacco but roll joints that make tobacco factory's rolling machines squeak in envy.

 

[Gangabiss]

when every time you roll up a cig it's in the shape of a cone

 

[Yummybud]

you have a sacred spot such as a table where you keep all of your paraphernallia, such as pipes, bongs, rollies and your lighters and display them like they are decoration.

it's a sad sad day when you break your glass pipe and you think of all the memories you've had with it.

 

[Guest]

you know you're a stoner when you find yummy funny!

 

[NiteTiger]

My solution to "losing" lighters -

Lighter Leash
http://cgi.ebay.com/5-Lite-Leashes-...574QQihZ020QQcategoryZ595QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

 

[Haps]

When you have to change lighter styles to electric, so the permenant bic dent in your thumb can heal for a couple years.
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[Yummybud]

you laugh whenever you see 420 somewhere, like when the price of something comes to 4 dollars 20 cents or when you the teacher says turn to page 420.

 

[Endo]

My solution to "losing" lighters -

Lighter Leash
http://cgi.ebay.com/5-Lite-Leashes-...574QQihZ020QQcategoryZ595QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem

even the chick in the picture looks stoned!!

 

[o.gkushowns]

You stare at hedges and imagine if they were giant nugs
peace

 

[Hank Scorpio]

You know your a Stoner When....??????

You know your a Stoner When....??????

You have FIVE pairs of the same Slippers and you cant find a Single one of them.

I am sure this Thread has been around before but hey lets do it again.

 

[MickeyBlue42]

The flat below you is on fire and you and your mates think the smell of smoke is coming from a "faulty plug" hahahah

 

[LeoNardoDaVinci]

You aren't sure if your thread got deleted or you hallucinated writing it.

 

[Homer J Simpson]

You know your a stoner when everyone else knows your a stoner......

 

[NiteTiger]

...when you find random bud in pockets that you'd forgotten about.


Mmmmm, jacket cure...

 

[Guest]

You know your a stoner when, you had a full agenda with your day planed out
then say ,"oh... just one little toke befor i get my day started!"

a joint later..... "what the hell was i going to do now....."

 

[The Anchorman]

You know you're a stoner when, you accidentally make a mayonnaise and jelly sandwich and eat it anyway.

 

[Boxy Brown]

You know you're a stoner when, you smoke a bowl from a brand new pipe then forget its in your lap and stand up

 

[NOKUY]

when you cant remember where you put the BAIL of "Sphagnum peat moss". LOL

Then find it an hour later under your bed. Yes thats where i put it, and it does fit under there after using about a third of the bail.


also locking your keys in the truck while it's running and your in the middle of the yukon territory about an hour north of haines junction. (A logging truk stopped and driver had a set of slims, and got me out w/out any broken glass)...and yeah i was stoned the whole drive.