You know you live in the country if......

[CosmicGiggle]

.... not to mention if you have trouble dealing with 'flat earthers' with reading comprehension issues spinning BS and just plain making things up!

But let's face it, most folks living in the country are pretty down to earth and can easily spot 'the others'.

 

[Sertaiz]

damn robrites idk if it is worth it.

if you can handle a little rust as long as theres still meat on the bone

 

[dddaver]

I think this could all be solved by naked jello wrestling. But you'd have to pay US to watch.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... and you'd have to pay me double to go there!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

But hey, I've been thinking of something almost as entertaining and just as silly.

Howz about a new reality TV show, 'The Trump Family Moves to the Country'.

How would they do,would they be able to cope?

Would Melania and Ivanka still wear 4in. heels everyday?

...... to be continued

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Baron's first rabbit kill....

Jared trying to figure out how close is too close to build their quadruple wide trailer next to the inlaws....

It would sell.

Trump digging his own septic tank....

Hell I'd watch that!

 

[St. Phatty]

Trump has a country place - Mar a Lago. More acres there than most country folks ever get.

He's an Order the Servants Around kind of guy.


I think it would make a better plot if Melania offed him, and then composted him. Maybe grew Orange Daisies - or Cali-O - on the compost pile.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... I'd love to see him riding a tractor wearing a straw hat and overalls!!!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... but what would Sarah Huckabee Sanders be doing, mucking the stalls??

........... and howz about Kelly Ann, explaining how well the farm is working despite being run by total newbies???

I think this show could have legs!!!

 

[packerfan79]

..... but what would Sarah Huckabee Sanders be doing, mucking the stalls??

........... and howz about Kelly Ann, explaining how well the farm is working despite being run by total newbies???

I think this show could have legs!!!

I would rather have a pay-per-view fight between Trump and Biden. The undercard could be Jim Mathis vs. The entire DNC ROYAL RUMBLE STYLE. Throw Sarah Sanders in the ring with Linda Sarsour for a few rounds. It would be epic.

So, the DNC has determined the 2020 candidate will be Michael Avenati/ Keith Ellison. The new slogan is DNC for domestic violence. Join the movement, get your beating.

 

[sdd420]

I would rather have a pay-per-view fight between Trump and Biden. The undercard could be Jim Mathis vs. The entire DNC ROYAL RUMBLE STYLE. Throw Sarah Sanders in the ring with Linda Sarsour for a few rounds. It would be epic.

So, the DNC has determined the 2020 candidate will be Michael Avenati/ Keith Ellison. The new slogan is DNC for domestic violence. Join the movement, get your beating.

Biden would have the donald whimpering lol

 

[kaochiu]

Who are those strangers living in this country? Git off moi land, ya **** yers! All but the flabby one with the long coat and Daniel Boone hat, you can stand in the middle of that plowed field, looks like the birds are scared of you!

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Episode 2:

The Clampetts (pre-windfall) and the Trumps are now next door neighbors

........ you know, just like the Hatfields and McCoys used to be.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Ivanka spies Jethro for the first time and feels a funny tingle running up 'n down and catches her breath, she looks over at whimpy Jared, back at Jethro and .......

to be continued

 

[LadyGuru]

Did anyone consider the wall thickness in the square footage?

Who doesn't live in the country?

You know you live in the country if you have to teach city slickers how to measure.

Thanks again for the neg rep. It's almost like anything I post, even completely factual, I get neg rep from you. It's almost like you have a crush on me or something.

Sorry the entire planet population fits into Texas is true, and undeniable. Sucks for those who arguments are based on feelings. And zero facts.

 

[LadyGuru]

View Image

See all that overpopulated area once that man got to the top of the mountain...... O wait, empty land.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

..... and now, back to our regularly scheduled program, what will Ivanka do now that she's fallen for Jethro.

How will Daddy feel when he finds out, AND, what about wimpy Jared???

 

[LadyGuru]

..... and now, back to our regularly scheduled program, what will Ivanka do now that she's fallen for Jethro.

How will Daddy feel when he finds out, AND, what about wimpy Jared???

Off topic much?

Thanks for the negative rep also. It's so nice you two follow me around and give me negative rep. Sorry you can't handle the fact that the entire world population can fit into Texas with a 1000 sq ft house. I know that totally kills any idea that the world is over populated, but facts are too much for ya. Go back to your feelings, and if anybody doesn't agree, shut them down and give them neg rep. Your doing a swell job.

 

[mean mr.mustard]

Now the story is changing.

I will give you another one as soon as I can.

It would probably be different if you added anything but bitching to the thread.

It doesn't make for a pleasant read.

 

[Snook]

Ivanka spies Jethro for the first time and feels a funny tingle running up 'n down and catches her breath, she looks over at whimpy Jared, back at Jethro and .......

to be continued

All you have is politics? You made your point, go to the political section with your comments please.