lol, never happened to me....... I swear
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You know you live in the country if......
- Thread starter Bud Green
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lol, never happened to me....... I swear
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
^^^ Everyone wishes they were 18 again. No fucking way I want to relive that. lol
'growing up' is all about learning and dispelling myths, 'disappointing' forest sex is just the beginning.
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I thought Woods Porn was the beginning. A proud country tradition.
I dont want to be 18. I just feel I could enjoy the space between 18 and 42 a bit more than I did. Not to mention plan ahead for an early retirement.
St. Phatty
Active member
Every body has to deal with telemarketers.
But maybe the story changes when you live in the country.
"Oh, yes, I just work for the household. Just a minute."
Put the phone down.
"Oh yes, this is Phatty. What is this about ? Oh ? Well, that sounds very interesting. Just a minute we're baking Christmas cookies."
Put the phone down.
"Hello. Still there ? Oh, we DEFINITELY need a $100,000 loan. I just spilled a 5 gallon bucket - Have to hold my breath "
Put the phone down, hold your breath.
"A 5 gallon bucket of Varathane in the living room. And there's a dead cat in the ventilation - Have to hold my breath "
Put the phone down, hold your breath.
"A dead cat in the ventilation duct. We got a $20,000 quote for that. Do you finance dead cat removal ?"
etc.
10 points if you can take a hit off the pipe, HOLD IT, and they're still there on the phone trying to sell you something after you exhale.
But maybe the story changes when you live in the country.
"Oh, yes, I just work for the household. Just a minute."
Put the phone down.
"Oh yes, this is Phatty. What is this about ? Oh ? Well, that sounds very interesting. Just a minute we're baking Christmas cookies."
Put the phone down.
"Hello. Still there ? Oh, we DEFINITELY need a $100,000 loan. I just spilled a 5 gallon bucket - Have to hold my breath "
Put the phone down, hold your breath.
"A 5 gallon bucket of Varathane in the living room. And there's a dead cat in the ventilation - Have to hold my breath "
Put the phone down, hold your breath.
"A dead cat in the ventilation duct. We got a $20,000 quote for that. Do you finance dead cat removal ?"
etc.
10 points if you can take a hit off the pipe, HOLD IT, and they're still there on the phone trying to sell you something after you exhale.
TychoMonolyth
Boreal Curing
Sure! I'd love a vacuum demonstration. My address is <give them your best friend's address and name>
Works!
R
Robrites
You know you live in the country if......
you and yer ole' lady do it in the front yard when the weather is nice...
I never knew you lived that close to me!
St. Phatty
Active member
You know you live in the country if......
you and yer ole' lady do it in the front yard when the weather is nice...
though that's not just a country thing.
Maybe they'll ask questions about that in the next Census ?
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
that dog's 'bout to be run down
You know you live in the country if.......
that dog's 'bout to be run down
R
Robrites
..... first the entire world could live in Texas and now the entire world could fit in a house in Texas.
either the world is growing larger or people are shrinking, STRANGE.
Sigh..... If you would ever read a link I post before attacking how stupid the links are.........
According to the U.N. Population Database, the world's population in 2010 will be 6,908,688,000. The landmass of Texas is 268,820 sq mi (7,494,271,488,000 sq ft). So, divide 7,494,271,488,000 sq ft by 6,908,688,000 people, and you get 1084.76 sq ft/person.
So yes, both all the world population AND a 1084 sq ft house with no yard would fit into Texas. It's simple math, what don't you understand? This is about as black and white as it gets. If you can't admit these numbers, then you might have a bias when it comes to world overpopulation.
R
Robrites
Wow that's one hell of a drop. On a very skinny wet walkway...one slip ur a gonner.beautiful tho
Snook
Still Learning
and the other one across the way! Wonder if they are 'together'.
Makes me dizzy seeing it in the vid.
Did anyone consider the wall thickness in the square footage?
Who doesn't live in the country?
You know you live in the country if you have to teach city slickers how to measure.
Who doesn't live in the country?
You know you live in the country if you have to teach city slickers how to measure.
