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You know you live in the country if......

Sasati

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When drinking milk feels a bit strange because the cow you milk is like a friend.

I've noticed that you come from a country when you are not a complete whack job constantly hypnotized by 6" screen like there is nothing else. And all around not a complete fucktard who doesn't know how to start a fire without gasoline and who thinks that soil is dirty and everytime their kid is exposed to soil they must be washed instantly. Otherwise, they might develope an functioning immune system and healthy relationship to Mother Earth. That must be stopped or they don't grow up to become a standard, non-conscious consumer.



Awesome thread. Just finished reading the whole thing.
 

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'cuz we got the frikkin' hottest ass forest rangers of all.......


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if I'e said it once, I've said it a thousand times, do NOT mistake a southern drawl, or a mid-western clip as a diminished IQ, quite the contrary. Behold the most comfortable (no wooden benches) seating at the races.


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After seeing this and having sold my 3-ton Chevy dump bed I feel the fool. I/we could take this down to the Bemidji races and save a fortune on gate fees. Tailgating instead of paying for their cheap cold hot dogs in soggy buns, watered down (ice melting) paper cups of pop and flat warm beer.......


on race days they even have porta-potties (to stop public urination) in the parking lots.


 
If you have to wait literally 10 minutes for someone to move their fucking tractor out of the middle of the street and then not even acknowledge that I had to wait!
 

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okay fellas, we've got country...

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COUNTRY!!!

DANG!!! :yoinks: that sports bra is working double overtime, kudos to the maker ;)
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and even more country.......

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St. Phatty

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okay fellas, we've got country...

COUNTRY!!!

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and even more country.......

What's the woman in the middle holding ?

Looks like a cross bow or something for shooting arrows ... or is it something for sewing ? ... lawn sculpture, sex toy ... probably something for shooting arrows ? if we were betting that would be my bet.
 

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What's the woman in the middle holding ?

Looks like a cross bow or something for shooting arrows ... or is it something for sewing ? ... lawn sculpture, sex toy ... probably something for shooting arrows ? if we were betting that would be my bet.

she's holding a compound bow w/elliptical cams, she's also obviously holding your attention/admiration ;) :good:



EDIT:
I've also gotta add, she has to be really careful on the string release, gals w/large breasts have been known to accidentally do some real damage to themselves.......
 
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