You know you live in the country if......

[DuskrayTroubador]

Spending time in a city is like smoking a pack of cigs.

Everyone fucking stinks. The perfume and cologne is a nauseating chemical concoction, the car exhaust and brake dust, the sewage, the trash, cig smokers everywhere....

Cities are fucking gross.

 

[neverforget4/20]

Spending time in a city is like smoking a pack of cigs.

Everyone fucking stinks. The perfume and cologne is a nauseating chemical concoction, the car exhaust and brake dust, the sewage, the trash, cig smokers everywhere....

Cities are fucking gross.

It's your imagination, not cities, that stinks.

 

[armedoldhippy]

It's your imagination, not cities, that is crippled.

some towns are worse than others. Gatlinburg (which partly burned) was the nastiest smelling place i ever walked through. apparently, the food vendors NEVER change their cooking oil, & you are trapped on the sidewalk between them & a never-ending line of cars...and i LIKE Gatlinburg!

 

[ChinggisKhaan]

One of the trailers has a green porch light. It goes on when Darlene has another batch cooked up.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......




you keep the location of your
secret fishin' hole quite guarded.

btw: the phrase 'If I told you, I'd have to kill you' was spoken first by a man keeping his fishin' spot on the dl.......

 

[Floridian]

Your cousin sues you for child support

 

[St. Phatty]

you collect road-kill


and let it age for about a week, somewhere protected

from everything but flies


then when you have a nice collection of

Sacred Maggots for your Pet Chicken/ Lizard/ Bird


you present the pet with a Special Gift

and they go


because they L O V E eating baby flies.


One man's maggot is another animals Juicy Dripping Rib-eye Steak.



The one time I did this and it actually worked, it was with the remains of a cow that I failed to clean up in a timely schedule.

There were more than a few maggots.

Millions, I'm thinking.

An opportunity lost

The sound of a million+ maggots is SO CREEPY.

You just need a good microphone.

 

[Robrites]

 

[Stoner4Life]

 

[MicroRoy]

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Walking Eagle.

 

[armedoldhippy]

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the ultimate off-road transportation...until the wolves show up.

 

[Stoner4Life]

You know you live in the country if.......

You know you live in the country if.......


you're seeing some damn fine sunsets

 

[noyd666]

if yer dog picks these buggers up.

 

[CosmicGiggle]

Welcome to ICMag C-W, you need to post this in the Growroom Designs & Equipment forum for an appropriate answer, this forum is just for laughs!

 

[armedoldhippy]

if yer dog picks these buggers up.View Image

someone REALLY likes porcupines...poor dog.

 

[St. Phatty]

if yer dog picks these buggers up.View Image

When that happens to a dog, do they usually learn to leave porcupines alone - or do they sometimes make the same mistake again ?

 

[Snook]

do ya have an 'after' pic??


Pitbull. He/she'll do it again.

 

[420somewhere]

I think....

I think....

When that happens to a dog, do they usually learn to leave porcupines alone - or do they sometimes make the same mistake again ?

Dogs are stupid about wild beasts. my dog has been Skunked 5 or 6 times, he'll never learn

 

[atk7]

I knew a husky that got into every porcupine he could find and would end up looking just like that he would have to be taken to the vet and sedated just to get them out. It happened so often the vet finally taught the owner how to sedate and do it themselves . I saw at least three times personally and this was after the owner had been taking care of it for sometime. So yes some dogs will do it again.

 

[luposolitario]

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beautiful shoes