You know you live in the country if......
The Big City vet in the fancy suite of offices wants to charge $185 to put down yer dog but you drive 20 mins away to the nearest small town and the country vet in the little old house wants only $42 AND gives you a free 20min consult to evaluate whether it's really necessary!
You know you live in the country when the vet comes to your house to put down yer dog in front of the fireplace, helps you bury her after and sits by the fire for a drink. Then you pay him with an ounce of good herb.