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You know you live in the country if......
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assholes that abandon pets go to hell...
You know you live in the country if......
sometimes you just feel like you'd like to help them get there a little bit sooner..
"two lines, shorter wait!" i am out of everything except impatience...
that i am flush with today. bad for my heart...
Speaking of cell phones, you know you live in the country if…you have to drive to the stop sign to get a signal.
Deep in the country there are no hydro stores just agricultural supply warehouses & nutrient wholesalers & analysis facilities that are much better than grow shops.
You know your in the country when you can hire sicarios to sit @ the gated premises & all you can see for as far as you can see is Cannabis
CrushnYuba
Well-known member
If using your mobile phone makes you feel like you are playing with a kids transformer toy.
Your friend from the city says:
"I called you 10 times. Why didn't you pick up"
" my antenna has to be flipped out and extended and i have to be in a clearing with a view of the sky or my phone doesn't work"
He thinks you are a liar because phones obviously dont have antennas.
St. Phatty
Active member
When your pet gets its head chewed off, you maybe tend to accept it more.
I was out at a doctor appointment and closed up the garage. I didn't remember to open it up until about sunset.
At that point the Big White Bird had picked her spot for the night, unfortunately a ground roosting spot.
I went out with a flashlight a little after sunset to try and find her. Sometimes she will call out, so I can catch her and put her in the garage.
Anyway something chewed off her head. She weighs about 10 pounds, closer to a turkey than a chicken.
Was thinking about taking her to a neighbor who raises chickens & just giving him the fresh meat. Same neighbor that leaves pot on the front seat of my truck.
So I'm down to 6 birds, all of whom have abandoned their "ground roosting" roots and fly up to a coop about 10 feet off the ground.
I was out at a doctor appointment and closed up the garage. I didn't remember to open it up until about sunset.
At that point the Big White Bird had picked her spot for the night, unfortunately a ground roosting spot.
I went out with a flashlight a little after sunset to try and find her. Sometimes she will call out, so I can catch her and put her in the garage.
Anyway something chewed off her head. She weighs about 10 pounds, closer to a turkey than a chicken.
Was thinking about taking her to a neighbor who raises chickens & just giving him the fresh meat. Same neighbor that leaves pot on the front seat of my truck.
So I'm down to 6 birds, all of whom have abandoned their "ground roosting" roots and fly up to a coop about 10 feet off the ground.
It's being a very unusual winter, with temps in their 20ºC's, sunny and dry, so there has been a lot of forest fires in my region. Perhaps that's the reason why I saw the other day no less than 100 eagles flying together, or at least in the same direction. Flying like eagles do, in circles or in random lines to the four cardinal points, but still advancing towards east. Yet another omen. You know you live in the country if there are a lot of natural witchcraft going on all the time.
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
You know you live in the country if.......
a drug donkey, lol.
Hey
Hey
.... you know you live in the country when everyone wears socks with sandals and it's not only OK, but just good common sense!
Hey
.... you know you live in the country when everyone wears socks with sandals and it's not only OK, but just good common sense!
You know you live in the country if......
You don't give a hoot what somebody thinks about the clothes you wear...
You're gonna wear something practical for the work you have to get done.
yeah. shorts because it's hot. a raincoat because it's raining. knee-high rubber boots because it is a foot deep in mud/cowshit out there. wear that to town & spend a few hours talking to "curious" police officers...
shoveled enough cow shit in life it would fill a stadium stacked a skyscraper of hay bales.
Yup! But cow shit sure smells a lot better than the shit the city folks have to shovel!
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