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you know U are a real grower when:

amannamedtruth

Active member
Veteran
...when you feel that directly and publicly revealing your habits and tendencies, along with the possible habits and tendencies of other growers may be a major security risk...WTF is with these blatant threads?
 
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ak-51

When you can't stop growing because you need the money to pay your power bill.

It's a vicious cycle.
 

DamnUglyDogE

Learning the rules well,so as to break them effect
ICMag Donor
Veteran
Ya know a truly great grower who's chit is -

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When ya can get your girl ta help out...

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Your girl lets you move the bed to the kitchen..

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Your a king... When ya piss off Smoky.. He's so chill...

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Peace...
 

TLoft13

Member
-When you find 4 joints in 15 minutes, in your room, and you could have sworn you smoked all of them to the filter over the last 3 hours.

-When you have to have this conversation with your growpartner:
Me: Concerning our stash?
GP: Jeah?
Me: I smoked kinda alot of it over the last few months.
GP: Sure, no problem. How much?
Me: I hit the "5 gramm/2 joints won't get me stoned after waking up"-mark about three months ago and only kept going from there....
GP:
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-When you motivate yourself during outdoor season: "Somewhere on this planet a little Julian warms up with your max. plant count. On a small side spot. In a single afternoon. Just because he's bored."

-When you have to motivate yourself during outdoor season.

-When you hear "I think being electrocuted is an easy and painless way to die." and think "How wrong!" because you KNOW. :)
 

skullznroses

that aint nothing but 10 cent lovin
Veteran
When you give up your indoor grow of "headies" because one outdoor plant produces as much as you harvest in a year from under the lights, for free.

You know the max plant count in several counties in California and Colorado, and a number of doctors in San Diego that will give you the rec needed for a patient card... and you're from New England and have only been as far west as Utah.

Your best friend who you smoke with a few times a week has no idea where your spot is, and never will.
 

Xaemian

New member
When you run your hands trough your hair and find that bud you knew you didn't smoke but thought you had because it was nowhere to be found for 2 hours.....

When people look at you crazy because you claim to be able to see the plants growing...

When you don't give the plants living space...The plants are kind enough to provide you a small corner...

When you check your rooms obsessively... you know, like checking the fridge, you know there is no new food in there but you walk over, open the door and check anyway... I mean who knows right???

When you can count your non-growing friends on 1 hand...

When your wife complains about it being cold and you do nothing because the "ladies" are using all the space heaters...

When you walk out of costco, people look at you funny because you're walking out with a cart full of foodsaver bags...

When you walk into walmart and clear their shelves of foodsaver bags, then goto the other 2 walmart stores and do the same thing... And the target too, just in case...



I could just keep going!!
 

offthehook

Well-known member
Veteran
When you dread carrying a camera into the woods for making pics to the forum, while you mostly would like to just chop it up and get it over with.

Pics or it did not happen? pffft. lol.
 

Stoner4Life

Medicinal Advocate
ICMag Donor
Veteran
-When you find 4 joints in 15 minutes, in your room, and you could have sworn you smoked all of them to the filter over the last 3 hours.

-When you have to have this conversation with your growpartner:
Me: Concerning our stash?
GP: Jeah?
Me: I smoked kinda alot of it over the last few months.
GP: Sure, no problem. How much?
Me: I hit the "5 gramm/2 joints won't get me stoned after waking up"-mark about three months ago and only kept going from there....
GP:
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-When you motivate yourself during outdoor season: "Somewhere on this planet a little Julian warms up with your max. plant count. On a small side spot. In a single afternoon. Just because he's bored."

-When you have to motivate yourself during outdoor season.

-When you hear "I think being electrocuted is an easy and painless way to die." and think "How wrong!" because you KNOW. :)

yo TLoft, is that old bogey lookin' dude your grow partner? if ya ask me, he's got a weak chin.
 

TLoft13

Member
Hating on senior growers, S4L?
Considering you are an old geezer yourself, i would guess you are projecting.... ;)
 

Holdin'

Moon-grass farmer
Veteran
When you are making small talk at a store with little old ladies behind the counter about "canning" to justify your large purchase of half gallon mason jars.

You shower and/or change clothes more than anyone you know.
 

devilgoob

Active member
Veteran
YOU keep thinking a parking lot of a new hospital must be using CMH and it's as hame they are on with nobody working and everyone gone.

Like 18 lights. Like 315 watts each.

Every street light can fuck off. Why ya need them? You'd be puffing on streetlight grown herb, not utilizing side walks at night!
 

Yes4Prop215

Active member
Veteran
when you work all day doing transplants and waterings at the grow spot....then drive home after a long days work but instead of relaxing, you gotta go water and work on the 2nd grow at home...
 
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