you know U are a real grower when:

[SOTF420]

When you think every car is following you that pulls onto your same street behind you.


When reading this thread makes you feel like way less of a crazy person because you realize everyone else is thinking and doing the same type of shit you are!

 

[wsmith]

when you have to remember to switch the valve in your shower from the RO filter to the shower head to bathe

and in a similar vein you often find yourself squeezing in to the shower next to a trash can full of water

 

[The Strain Man]

when you go to sleep and dream of your next soil mix

 

[SOTF420]

When you are sitting here watching Cheech and Chong while reading Icmag.

 

[Natagonnaworrie]

When you know to wear flip flops to a trim party because only rookies wear socks..

When spotting a new unlocked dumpster in town makes your day.

 

[cody2white]

when you constantly risk being locked in a cage for the rest of your life so that you can grow this sacred herb

when you have no choice but to grow this herb

when every noise you hear is a swat team surrounding your house

when you'd rather go on icmag and talk to you people instead of banging your woman "cmon babe please, you've been on that stupid computer all night."
then you tell her to be quiet this is more important lol

when you find yourself contanstly searching for the holy grail strain

when your friends tell them u havent called them in long time and you say what are you talking about?

when you can remember the exact day you flipped to 12/12 but forget your father's birthday (sorry dad lol)


there's so many i love this thread!!

its so true about contantly looking at spaces and beeing like thats a perfect grow spot, i do it all the time. (if i emptied that bigscreen out i could fit a 30 gallon dwc with.....etc)

Oh man this is so funny. I love it here! Ic where you been all my life.

 

[InvisibleEmpire]

I gotta go with a few some have already said...

When a diesel vehicle drives by your automatic thought is "Fuck, SWAT truck"

When you hear a helicopter you run outside to see if it's circling and/or extremely low.

When any vehicle that is near your residence doesn't drive by at a normal speed and/or stops for an extended period of time automatically thinking they are scoping your house out or an undercover.

Thinking when any vehicle that follows you for more than 2 turns is an undercover narc unit.

When you risk years in prison to smoke (and sell) a flower

When you're paranoid the garbage men will open your garbage and find stems or something and call the cops

 

[JamieShoes]

when you tidy up your house for an inspection and completly fail to register the 4-5 ounces of herb just sitting out on a table in a mason jar.... DOH!


and also

...when you realise there's more gardening equipement in your attic than has ever been in your shed or back yard

 

[caljim]

When going tanning really means its time to work on the crop.

 

[bigwity]

you know your a real grower when you throw heaalthy plants away cos they arnt strong enough

 

[InvisibleEmpire]

you know your a real grower when you throw heaalthy plants away cos they arnt strong enough

I've never done this!

I've thrown away unhealthy, weak plants...but when I classify a plant healthy...they are STRONG growers with fatass colas!

Unless you're referring to breeding or choosing a mother for cloning...but even then why would you throw it away? Harvest it and smoke it! The only plants i throw away are ones with testicles.

 

[bigwity]

I've never done this!

I've thrown away unhealthy, weak plants...but when I classify a plant healthy...they are STRONG growers with fatass colas!

Unless you're referring to breeding or choosing a mother for cloning...but even then why would you throw it away? Harvest it and smoke it! The only plants i throw away are ones with testicles.

why waste room on shit my boy? i only have room for 25 plants i pop beans pick the best and hash the rest

 

[InvisibleEmpire]

why waste room on shit my boy? i only have room for 25 plants i pop beans pick the best and hash the rest

then we classify healthy as different things then!

 

[stratmandu]

I can't look at scenic landscapes while traveling without thinking where to put some plants!

 

[bigwity]

when ur happy to release bugs in your house

 

[rocky5]

when you got about 500 plant pots various sizes#
taking up every cupboard and wardrobe thats not used for growing.

in a 2 bedroom city flat.

 

[In~Plain~Site]

I've never done this!

I've thrown away unhealthy, weak plants...but when I classify a plant healthy...they are STRONG growers with fatass colas!

Unless you're referring to breeding or choosing a mother for cloning...but even then why would you throw it away? Harvest it and smoke it! The only plants i throw away are ones with testicles.

Amazingly enough, some of my slowest growers have turned out the most amazing weed.

I'm an equal opportunity grower

 

[bigwity]

i dont wanna seem arogant but after growing many many different plants over many years i kinda know what im looking for and when searching for sativas out of bagseed from other countrys i ditch all indicas sorry but im not a equal opp grower im only looking for specimen plants

 

[In~Plain~Site]

i dont wanna seem arogant but after growing many many different plants over many years i kinda know what im looking for and when searching for sativas out of bagseed from other countrys i ditch all indicas sorry but im not a equal opp grower im only looking for specimen plants

To each his own, GL with the bagseed search

 

[el dub]

When you purposely stay out of the sun for months so that when you open up your grow room door your pale skin reflects the light better.

Too funny, mon!

When an acquaintance gives you a bad time for not knowing the name of the strain you just turned him on to and you chose to feign ignorance rather than admit you haven't named it yet....

lw