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you know U are a real grower when:

When you can actually go onto ICmag and read every one of the posts from all 19 pages and crack up laughing because you relate to 99% of them!


THAT'S WHEN YOUR A REAL GROWER!!


:muahaha:
 

dominicangreen

Weed Robot
Veteran
when someone brakes in your grow house because they know you have the best SSH around
sad story it happend to me 8 pounds of the best SSH off of a 13 week pheno
 
When you lost everything you have loved and known over nearly getting busted with hidden camera on a large ass grow. End up in another country from fear of spending 20 years in prison for something you see no more harmful than spitting on the sidewalk. And still have the fever the spread seed on unfimiliar soil.
Wake up in the moring with Cannabis on your mind, spend the day trying to better the day befores growing thoughts. and go to sleep dreaming of the next days visit to the garden.
 

mpd

Lammen Gorthaur
Veteran
You go on road trips and are constantly staring at the woods and the fields to see if you can spot any plants growing. I get stoned in the car and then I am staring out the window at the flora and fauna...

You know you are a grower when you start appreciating biology in a way that would make your high school biology teacher green with envy.
 

Mr.Meds

Member
when even your dogs don't like the helicopters.
when you can effectively sort your strains by appearance and smell.

love this thread :biglaugh:
 

grow1620

Member
...when you go into a hydro store or dispensary and you're amazed how much more you know about the stuff they're selling then they do. And you keep getting responses like "I've never heard of that" "what do you mean what kind of trainwreck is it...it's trainwreck" (it's kinda sad when a dispensary doesn't know their own genetics at all)
 

OjoRojo420

Feeling good is good enough.
Veteran
-When some women pass by you and you tell yourself:

"My gals smell better"

-When you dance with your plants... yeap!... holding fan leaves.... LOL


I love gardening... It has been a real silent teacher.
 
. And you keep getting responses like "I've never heard of that" "what do you mean what kind of trainwreck is it...it's trainwreck" (it's kinda sad when a dispensary doesn't know their own genetics at all)


Rep +1

Couldn't agree with you more. The idiot in front of the counter (the customer) just see's the words "AK-47" and they buy it because they think they've heard that name somewhere before and this must be the stuff.
 
7 years and 10,000 hours of study and aplication.
Studies show all professionals who atain a level of mastery
in a given feild are close to these numbers.
All the ones at the top read at leat 30min a day on
the given subject. Regardless of the feild.
All the ones at the top "work" an average of 58-62 hours a week
and they don't consider it work.
If you do what you love you don't have to work.
Work is anything you don't attach an empowering meaning to.
You know your pro when you love what you do and you do it well.
And always looking to get better. Never think you can become ripe with knowledge-
youll begen to rot.

My 2 Cents :)
 

Aeroguerilla

I’m God’s solider, devil’s apostle
Veteran
when you hear the pigs racing up the street to bust your 10kw growop + 300outside greenhouse and you get away on a fourwheeler.
 

DiscoBiscuit

weed fiend
Veteran
you know U are a real grower when:

when you always smoke cured and never have to raid a plant early. Never have to buy from others either.
 

Spicoli

Client of Wu-Tang Financial. You need to diversify
Veteran
When you can chose from a variety of strains to smoke
 

V1AAA

Member
you breath on your plants just to give them carbon dioxide

when you start losing your vision from spending more time in the room then you do with your kids (warning to all, wear your sun glasses in there)

you have a gardeners utility belt when you live in an apartment with no garden or balcony

you leave the heaters off so you dont dry your smoke too quickly, but freeze your butt of instead
 

Mr.Meds

Member
no scissors are fit to cut hair in your house.

you buy clones instead of bones.

you have more jugs than hooters does.
 
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