you know U are a real grower when:

[madassimi]

all your reading material is about growing weed

you only want friends that grow weed

you schedule vacations around your garden

you get a smile on your face when you see a red Solo cup at a picnic

the first thought in the morning is how your plants are doing

when you walk into a good sized room with no windows and good air circulation you think about what a great room this would make

your favorite color is green

the only birthday or Christmas presents you want can be purchased at the hydro / head shop

you know how many drops are in 0.50 ml

your non-MJ friends are amazed how much you understand about different types of water and their pH and PPM

and finally... you have the biggest tomato garden in the neighborhood

 

[natrone23]

Happy new year

 

[natrone23]

I think my favorite is "when your friend always has the best weed"

 

[arcticsun]

When friends want to pay for stash 3 months in advance.
When your exdealer wants you to become his dealer.

When your friends leave for Amsterdam the minute you run low on product.

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

When you have 15 trash bags of trim and stems and you know like 5 different areas your going to throw them away at.

When you know the nearest location of every Walmart and Home Depot within 50 miles of you.

When you know every side street in your city from driving a different way home.

When your shower and tub are used more for washing hydroton or draining your reservoir than it is to bathe yourself.

When you have a 4 bedroom house but you sleep on the couch because all rooms are being used.

When you ask the Pizza Delivery service over the phone "how much will my total be" ($28.00) and you open the door for the Pizza guy when he gets there and give him $40 in 2.3 seconds and shut the door so he doesn't smell anything.

When you think you've changed your clothes and gotten the damn smell off of you but it's stuck on your arm hairs so everyone smells you everywhere you go.

When your Electric Company calls you to tell you the neighborhood will be having a blackout in 5 days but you shit your pants because you thought they were calling you for something else.

When you see a Cop roll down your street and you stare all the way until he leaves behind a window, when all he was doing was making a U-turn in your neighborhood.

AND you know when your a real grower when you were young in the game and you wanted people to know how skilled you were and now you wished you never told anyone! You stress if anyone knows anything about you growing!


(this is hilarious, I've read every comment on every page, you guys are great -keep it up!)

 

[Yes4Prop215]

When you have 15 trash bags of trim and stems and you know like 5 different areas your going to throw them away at.

HAH i remember the first time we had to dump our trim and stems and other garbage, we rolled around the ghetto dropping them off on random street corners. now we got better spots.

 

[rambone]

you know you are a real grower when you don't buy ounces, you trade ounces

 

[THC_Decapitator]

there are some great reasons in here , so true .

 

[SoCaliSmoker]

When your buddy asks you if you have a quarter for him and he doesn't mean 25 cents.

When you don't need a digi and you can eyeball 10 grams on the palm of your hand.

When you buy a water tarp, a shop vacuum and a dehumidifier but there is no water damage to your house.

When it feels like Christmas, the day you wake up and you know you're going to chop down your harvest to start drying.

When your on ICmag at least 3 hours of total time everyday.

When you haul all your stuff you bought from the Hydro store into your grow house at 1:00 in the morning so no one sees anything.

When you become a professional lier and you can lie about anything and have a back-up lie to support the original lie. (We do lead double-lives ya' know)

When you watch celebrities in their million dollar homes on TV and think that you could be making a million dollars a month if you had that size of a house to work with.

When you can teach a Ornamental Horticulture class (study of plants) better than a Professor could at a University.

 

[strydr]

When you see every HID street lamp as a potential pot farm :wink:

I was working in this warehouse a few weeks ago, and, well, I'll let the pic do the talking...



It's -30 in there. A couple million watts of HID would keep the temps just where we'd like it...

 

[Dr.Dank]

everything you touch is covered in hash/resin from trimming for 2 weeks non stop hahah then you find your self scraping ipod, radio door handle when your dry a year later lol

 

[Scrogerman]

- your idea of an army is 1000 Phytoseiulus persimilis[/quote]

LMFAO' HAHAAAAhhahhahahah, ffuuck dont they kick arseee!1
#Scrog...

The end of the Borg forever, Thank God & the Army LOL

 

[SoCoMMJ]

- When the rent on your warehouse is more than the mortgage on your house

- When the trash you sweep from your trim area would have made a nice bag back in the day

- When somebody shows you a nug and you examine it with the 30x loupe that's always in your pocket

- When you maintain a nice tan through the winter

 

[Pythagllio]

You buy a moonshine still and 50 lb bag of animal feed, with no intention of making alternative fuel for your vehicle, and never drink alcohol.

You buy molasses by the gallon but don't use it to cook.

 

[redandblack303]

When you walk up to your house and can smell it from two houses over!

When you spend your student loans on grow stuff.

 

[Lune TNS]

You go outside an notice that all the other houses have snow on their roofs... but not yours...

 

[keeper]

When you walk up to your house and can smell it from two houses over!

Sry friend but i must disagree, thats when you know your gonna get busted
your a real grower when NO ONE can smell your grow

 

[Pythagllio]

^^^I think he thought he was posting in the 'you know you're a genuine dumbfuck when...' thread.

 

[redandblack303]

^^^I think he thought he was posting in the 'you know you're a genuine dumbfuck when...' thread.

HAHAHAHA ROFL ya what a dumbass oh shit that's me, haha no $ for a scrubber, looks like diy time.

 

[Dr BurnBud]

You know your a grower when --- you walk in the room and say "smell my fingers" and everyone jumps up and gets in line!

Love to all.
Dr. Burnbud