YA MOMA!!!!!!!

[dwtc]

SO LETS HERE EM. give us youre best your mother joke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i'll go first
your mother is so fat when she rolls off the bed she rolls off on both sides!!!!!!!

 

[Artie Lange]

what the fuck is a moma?

 

[Laxpunker]

Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Sea World.

 

[dwtc]

what the fuck is a moma?

^^sorry i fixed it^^^

 

[Guest]

yo momma is so greasy spanish people rub up against her like she was the virgin mary~

*no offense to spanish people*

 

[Jam Master Jaco]

Your momma's so phat that she raps really good. (kidding)


Uhh, let me think...oh I know one:

Your momma's so fat that her belt size is equator.

 

[Guest]

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the rainbow skittles fell out.
*stolen from Dangerous Minds*

 

[Guest]

Your momma is so fat....when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.

 

[Guest]

Your Momma is so fat that she wears a microwave for a beeper.

 

[Ncogneato]

Your momma is so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phonebook!!

 

[Guest]

yo momma so fat she uses a sheep as a tampon

 

[Guest]

yo momma is so fat, after i fucked her, i rolled over twice and was still on her!

 

[Guest]

you momma is so black, she gets marked absent at night school

 

[Guest]

your momma is so dumb, she walks you to school, cuz you're both in the same grade

 

[sillyphilly]

yo momma's so ugly she'd make an onion cry!

yo momma's so ugly she'd make an onion cry!

yo momma's so stanky.....her secret deodorant told on her! l8ter sillyphilly

 

[Guest]

you're momma is SO fat, everytime she turns around, she's a year older

 

[dwtc]

hell yea
keep em comin. damn sure makin me laugh.

yo momma is so old when moses split the red sea she was on the otherside fishin

 

[Guest]

Your mom is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World

 

[dwtc]

Your mom is so fat, she got baptized at Sea World

that one has allready been said, allthough it is a good one.

yo momma aint got no eyes talkin bout i see what you mean.

 

[Ncogneato]

Your momma is so poor, she went to McDonalds and tried to put a milkshake on layaway.