YA MOMA!!!!!!!

GOATNUTS · Sep 9, 2006

yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone...

Guest · Sep 9, 2006

your mommas so ugly when she was born they slapped ya granpappy

Ncogneato · Sep 9, 2006

Your momma's so fat, she rolled over 4 quarters and made a dollar.

dwtc · Sep 9, 2006

GOATNUTS said:
yo momma so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone...

Irishslappop · Sep 9, 2006

your momma is so dumb she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.

dwtc · Sep 9, 2006

yo mamma's got so much hair under her arm she looks like she's got buckwheat in a headlock

Guest · Sep 10, 2006

your momma got one leg longer than the other, her name is eileen

Guest · Sep 10, 2006

you're momma so fat, she got an emergency hoagie, in case of hunger, break glass!

Guest · Sep 10, 2006

you're momma so short, you can see her feet on her driver liscence