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Would you date a cop?
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If she has big ears..then go for it.Otherwise,it isn't worth the risk...
apartmentblower
Member
if i was a cruel person id date a hot cop girl and treat her like shit , do nasty sexual things like the dirty harry and reverse mexican parking lot, but if she was a genuinely good person (which she couldn't be, being she is a female cop, bunch of power tripping bull dykes) id try to convince her to quit and when / if she refused id dump her and go stand by the ocean and stare at the waves for a few hours
BC
Stoner Chick
Member
Wow, you guys are seriously deep.
When i was still in Cali used to smoke with a Sheriff in Redondo beach and stayed at his place for a week.
What you need to do is be up front and say "hey i smoke pot". If they can't deal with that, then no harm no foul, they will go their own way.
People are people, just because they are Johnny/Jane Law doesn't mean they are waiting to bust you.
I have had cops take my bong and let me go after catching me smoking in my parked car. Take my 1/2 oz and pour it out on the ground and make me drive off. There are plenty of police that think Marijuana laws are a waste of their time and enforcement powers.
Would i date a cop if i were growing? Hell no. Most cops are not going to want to tie themselves to an illegal growing operation and everything associated with it, like trafficking, which if you ever got busted, would reflect poorly on them and might even get them suspended and investigated to see if they were breaking any laws in their association with you.
But i would definitely date a police guy and let him know the first night during dinner that i was a hard core stoner and was planning on sparking up after we ate!
Life is a funny thing, you can find your very best friend in a cop lover who actually looks out for you as long as you are not dumb...and then again, i am at times hopelessly romantic.
When i was still in Cali used to smoke with a Sheriff in Redondo beach and stayed at his place for a week.
What you need to do is be up front and say "hey i smoke pot". If they can't deal with that, then no harm no foul, they will go their own way.
People are people, just because they are Johnny/Jane Law doesn't mean they are waiting to bust you.
I have had cops take my bong and let me go after catching me smoking in my parked car. Take my 1/2 oz and pour it out on the ground and make me drive off. There are plenty of police that think Marijuana laws are a waste of their time and enforcement powers.
Would i date a cop if i were growing? Hell no. Most cops are not going to want to tie themselves to an illegal growing operation and everything associated with it, like trafficking, which if you ever got busted, would reflect poorly on them and might even get them suspended and investigated to see if they were breaking any laws in their association with you.
But i would definitely date a police guy and let him know the first night during dinner that i was a hard core stoner and was planning on sparking up after we ate!
Life is a funny thing, you can find your very best friend in a cop lover who actually looks out for you as long as you are not dumb...and then again, i am at times hopelessly romantic.
Vermonster
Active member
someone who had the ability to become a cop would inherently be fundamentaly diffrent then me so it would be nearly impossible, but hey if ya can, do it.....i wouldnt let any women (cop or not) into my serious business. they are all crazy liablities......
i didnt read the 5 page of responses but i would never date a girl that could legally throw me in jail...
you ever piss off a chick? now think about one that could actuyally put u in jail.... no a good idea....
you ever piss off a chick? now think about one that could actuyally put u in jail.... no a good idea....
LeenieBean
Member
that's an excellent point.
Stoner Chick
Member
Not everyone is a robot.
only if she liked being handcuffed
LOL,well someones gotta date em no!!I would if she was hot,why the fuck not.My buddy in Lauderdale dated one for years we used to party like hell at there place,all the ones I kno are ok outta uniform.She used to get skunk drunk while we smoked,cops have there drug of choice too,like most
Yeah I have.
And I'd rather be punched in the face by a guy (and be friends again 5 mins later) than pissing off a woman.
No offense ladies, just talking from MY experience!
I'd date a cop... Met one in the club and went out a few times, I even smoked a blunt in her car (not the cop car... that would have just been too smooth).
I still talk to her, but dating her is not the move.
And I agree with the pissing off women part... not a good move. I'd probably have a secret grow if I dated a cop... she wouldn't ever know about it.
I still talk to her, but dating her is not the move.
And I agree with the pissing off women part... not a good move. I'd probably have a secret grow if I dated a cop... she wouldn't ever know about it.
Stoner Chick
Member
I've been thinking on this...
Not only would i date the cop. I would corrupt him sooooo badly, oh so evilly. He'll be waking and baking with his head resting on my lap in no time. And he'll always have his eyes and ears open for any drug related issues around my grow houses. I'd get him so stoned out he became a health conscious pot smoking minion for the cause.
Corruption is the way, seduction is the key.
Not only would i date the cop. I would corrupt him sooooo badly, oh so evilly. He'll be waking and baking with his head resting on my lap in no time. And he'll always have his eyes and ears open for any drug related issues around my grow houses. I'd get him so stoned out he became a health conscious pot smoking minion for the cause.
Corruption is the way, seduction is the key.
LeenieBean
Member
dated a cop once... he was too nice to be honest that was why I lost interest in him. seemed like too much of a family man or something, figured there was no way my liberal lifestyle would apply in his world. Still friends but ya... get the intimidation factor by straight edge people. non weed smokers are usually just as bad as a cop for that kind of stuff anyway.
