Would you date a cop?

[Clackamas Coot]

Remember: "Lose lips sink ships!"

Yabbut in this case her 'loose lips' could possibly cause HIS legal problems.

That could be based on HIS performance but that's probably a discussion for another day perhaps, eh?

CC

 

[Strainhunter]

........

Great response man, loving it!

 

[T.rips]

dude, never talk to that greasy pig again..things just seem like they would realllllyyyyy go wrong

 

[T.rips]

well aren't you just a bad motherfucker grow up

ahhahahahahahahaha..ya i et he does flip police off lol

 

[schwagg]

I'd fuck a cop

me too!!! fuck em real good

 

[Clackamas Coot]

Back to the original question - "Would You Date a Cop?"

Without regard to growing cannabis I pretty much have few standards as it relates to dating protocols as such.

More important to her occupations would be the obvious question - Does she swallow? Without spitting?

Does she have a 'morally casual' attitude as it relates to group-sex?

Then there are the obligatory questions about 'personal hygiene' beyond 'body image' issues, i.e. does she bathe daily with soap or another appropriate cleansing agent.

Lots of questions far beyond her occupation, IMHO.

YMMV

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[armedoldhippy]

would i date a cop? sure, if i were single! i've had this fantasy about handcuffs & a nightsti...but enough about me. are you willing to have a pitbull ex with a badge, a gun, & the willingness to use both to ruin your life? if you could move if it went from worse to worst, why not?

 

[arrg]

I would not but my little brother was dating an FBI agent for 2 years as I ran a movie and booze bootleg operation. She used to see that my bro had bootleg movies but thought he purchased them at a fleamarket. little did she know under her feet what was going on. I was always just "fixing electronics" I got tattled on and just escaped arrest so I just sold my gear.

 

[thirtyshort]

Man some of you guys are just plain fucking HILARIOUS. Keep the answers coming lol

 

[nukkumatti]

Yeah mon!! Take her down with you!!

Whip her ass so much she can't be without it!! And always after sex offer her to take the first puffs

 

[RESINvention]

I would date a cop and manipulate the hell out of her. Karma is a bitch.

 

[High Country]

Of course I would, if she was hot and I liked her. Why not? I would shut my grow down if she was worth it. I'd rather have good sex over a good joint any day.

But I might miss that after sex joint

 

[Dopeboy668]

Would I date a cop? Hells yeah I would. My girl is in training to become one in the next year or so. As long as you keep your op tight it can only help. ie nowing when drug sweeps and such are coming and other inside info you'de be able to attain. Im talkin like regular local police not like sherrif or some DEA agent or none that.

 

[the_red_bull]

I would not but my little brother was dating an FBI agent for 2 years as I ran a movie and booze bootleg operation. She used to see that my bro had bootleg movies but thought he purchased them at a fleamarket. little did she know under her feet what was going on. I was always just "fixing electronics" I got tattled on and just escaped arrest so I just sold my gear.

Yeah... no. I have no doubt that she knew exactly what was going on and then some. She probably turned a blind eye to it for as long as she could and tipped you so your dumb ass wouldn't end up in prison. Nice story though.

 

[rambone]

make sure you scream "FUCK THE POLLLIIIIICCCEE!!" when you bust a nut

 

[Bud Greenleaf]

I'd fuck a fem-cop, I'd fuck-over any cop - but I wouldn't date one (my wife would kill me).

Besides - if weed is important to you, you can't endanger her job with it.

 

[arrg]

Yeah... no. I have no doubt that she knew exactly what was going on and then some. She probably turned a blind eye to it for as long as she could and tipped you so your dumb ass wouldn't end up in prison. Nice story though.

she knew nothing. there was no evidence and bootleg movies are sold all over the area. She was a retard desk jockey but had a real nice body budder her face ugh. She did not tip me I noticed I was being followed by a few of the same type of cars then a customer told me they saw a guy look into the van once. A couple days later another person told me they saw another person look into and maybe snap a pic so I stopped. I sold the gear and ran away they take that shit serious these days. I am pretty sure a customer of mine told when he got busted selling them off a roach coach. He got nailed then would not talk to me then this stuff started happening.

 

[itisme]

HELL NO!!!

 

[Noobian]

You didn't say "fascist," I apologize if it seemed as though I was putting words in your mouth there. That just seems to be the standard epithet for LEO & our government on this forum.



The trades/professions that a bunch of lazy stoners who are complacent and perfectly happy with mediocrity tend to be attracted to.... no offense guys, but real jobs require tests, and not everybody is happy with a dead-end hourly job simply because we smoke pot.

Dude just stop talking you are not helping yourself out. "Real jobs require test, and not everybody is happy with a dead-end hourly job because we smoke pot" You are very closed minded and JUDGEMENTAL what part of that goes with smoking weed?

 

[]A[Boss]

she will prolly run a background check on you and be the dominant type.

or she will taze you and take your keys and steal your shit

all because you were horny for a cop. Sad.

looking for love and pussy in all the wrong places. Consider what you're doing and take a while to reflect on your little life.