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Worst grow EVER!

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
It's been a rough grow this time out. Being that i didn't do well with this one, I wasn't going to post pics or a thread at all figuring "great, my online buds will think I'm a true grow hack after seein this."
But, being that I have no shame, and ultimately know I can grow,just had a bad run, I figured what the hell, I'll post pics for public ridacule., so, here goes.....
My...




Well, '04 finished out and I was feelin good. I had some positive grow experiences, harvested some awesome buds. Near the end of the year, I started up a new grow with Grape Punch, LSD, and Sativa Mexicana.
They went into flower in December and all was going well until.. ONE BAD DAY!
Cook gets a new power strip and timer for the grow, stops in for a quick check o the plants, and even though there's not enough time before going to work, I start to rig up the new equipment. Well, in my rush I didn't get it all hooked up right, and boy did I pay.
The next day I went to see my girls, opened up the cab and AAAAAAAGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Screamed like a girlscout in a haunted house!
OH NO!!!! Turns out that my failure to pay attention caused the heater to not be on in an unheated room, suckin cold air straight from the outside... on a night were it got to like 14 degrees F! That's right, cook experienced something that no indoor gardener should have to deal with...FREEZING!
So my poor girls took massive vegative loss, but weren't totally dead. Now I faced a big decision, do I dump it all and start over again, or nurse em back to health and make the most of it? Not one to abandon hope, I decided to stick it out. Many of the budsites, once damaged by frost did not continue to pack on buds, and were permanently damaged. Some of the other sites grew buds, but since I lost a couple weeks in the middle of flowering, they never got all that big. In the end, instead of getting a half pound from 4 plants as I hoped, I ended up with 3 plants yielding only a couple of ounces. So much for the immediate self sufficiency plan. Back to calling for unavailable or low quality commercial buds! :mad:
The sativa Mexicana was the biggest surprise of the 3, and did ok considering the circumstances. She harvests in a nother week or so.
Lesson learned, take your time, do it right, don't rush, or you'll $%*@#*$^ something up!
So, hear are just a couple photos of my truly horrible lookin girls. Feel free to point and laugh and call me names.
I'll keep tryin!
Here's my Grape Punch freak from the thread by that name....





and my poor stickly lookin LSD, oh I had such high hopes for her....



The Grape Punch produced the cutest little mini nugs on the lower branches after the freeze. Tight frosty lil nugs...




Like I say, soon I'll show more of the Sativa, but there is one nice nugshot
in my gallery (the bud in my hand shot). She is definitely sticky and stinky!!
So that's my worst grow ever. I suck! Right now I have clones of the SM and GP in the flower box. Expect better photos next time out :yes:
I'd like to thank my friends natty and MH for loanin me their camera becuase my grow wasn't all I bolloxed up. Killed my camera too :rolleyes:
Peace, all.
chronic killin cook
 
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Guest

Bummer Cook...

I really appreciate you sharing your experience... damn... can't imagine how horrible that must have been... there are lessons to be learned at every turn in life... even the fukkups.

What's lined up next?
 

Bonzo

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I too am glad you posted this Cooked, we gotta learn from our mistakes. Those are cute little nugs though!! LiL bongers! peace, Bonzo :friends:
 
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I'm sorry you had such bad luck with the freeze. As Farmer said, I couldnt imagine having the freeze problem. It's mild during the winter here so freeze never gets to the plants. Sorry and good luck with your next grow.
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
gotta share

gotta share

hehehe, yeah..had to share my failures as well as my triumphs. Not everybody wants to put up their worst work. Hell, I didn't at first, but then thought "hell, we'll all have a good laugh over this pathetic grow"
So there it is! I'll put up some more shots from this grow as I figure out the camera software.
It wasn't a TOTAL waste. We did get a little bit o decent smoke. And a lot of material for butter and hash.
As for what's up next... right now I have 2 Grape Punch clones and 2 Sativa Mexicana clones all about a foot tall in their 2nd week of flower. To give them some playfriends about their same height, I have started a dozen of these Lowryder crosses I love to play with so much. They will finish out all aroujnd the same time. I'm going to be putting together a new small veg chamber and then will be starting my "get high with a lil help from my friends" grow. Where I'll be groowing beans that I got from other IC members, either from trades or just out of their generousity. Thanks all, you know who you are :smile: :yes:
I'll be starting some G13 F2s that have been kinda popular around here lately to cover my indica side of things, and on the sativa side (I always like to do a little of each) I'm happy to report that I have just a few beans of Billygoat's Bangkok Betty Thai :canabis:
Can't wait to start those. I might also do a couple of either KGB or Sour Bubble BX2 that I just got. I'm kinda leaning toward the KGB since I've tried some of BOG's genetics, although they didn't get a good fair test here yet.
This is the other thing I meant to mention..... this thread is in NO WAY me raggin on the fine breeders of these strains. cooked cook takes full responsibility for the lousy outcome of this grow. My bad.
cooked cook- abuser of plants
 
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Guest

well cook, them's some sad looking plants, but stoners do stoner things, chalk this one up under "overzealous gardening in a pinch" and get the new seeds cracking!

On the up side...mad props for your determination to try to save the salvageable! I would have done the same thing, and I do love a man with determination :smile:

:wave:
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
a couple more pics

a couple more pics

hehe, thanks blue.
I appreciate ya only throwing small stones :biglaugh:
here's a couple more crummy lookin pics. An LSD bud on the plant, some underdeveloped GP nugs after being snipped, which had quite the ammount of frost(the resinous kind, not the kind from being frozen :wink: )
cook- NEVER SURRENDERS!


 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
I know I know.....

I know I know.....

I suck at takin photos as much as growin :biglaugh:

Sorry, borrowed camera.
 
G

Guest

Every grow is a new adventure.....lol...thanks for sharing this. I've screwed up my share of grows and gotten nothing at all for my troubles. At least you got something. :wave:
 
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Guest

Cook! Your growing is as good as the Brisbane Lions on a shit day mate!
:biglaugh: hehehe couldnt resist! ahahaha we are mates so its ok to dig each other :friends:

We like opposing football teams, and he is the first guy i know from overseas who actually likes our aussie rules game!

Anyone who likes aussie rules, knows its customary to give shit to opposing teams as much as possible :p i guess its the same in any rivalry sport eh?

Anyway bro, keep at it, it gets better, thats the beauty of MJ, so different all the time with different results...hell im am the king of fuck ups believe me. Like Blue said, chal;k it up and crack new beans and try again, spoken like a lady who knows whats shes talking about. All the best bro, enjoy your smoke and get ready for the footy season!

Ill be watching it with ya!
:friends:
 

Kalbhairav

~~ ॐ नमः शिवाय ~~
Veteran
I wouldn't worry or beat yourself up to much... I think if we were all perfect growers then there wouldn't be any fun in actually trying to get it absolutly faultless.. I've messed up my fare share of grows... and you got the right attitude, just keep going...

chin up man.. don't let it get you down...
 

halfbaked

Member
Yep, no laughter here. When your a stoner a goofy mistake is just around the corner. Anyone that says they don't goof is lying. Better luck next time dude.
 

Rolando Mota

Active member
When your a stoner a goofy mistake is just around the corner.

LOL Halfbaked! I should have T shirts made with that quote, I know it all too well!

Too bad about your troubles, Cook. At least we got a chuckle out of it. Not because of your situation, but the way you wrote the story was so funny. My last round was pretty misearable too. Oh well, when life gives you popcorn, you make kif.

See ya! :wave:
 

filimagno

Active member
halfbaked said:
Yep, no laughter here. When your a stoner a goofy mistake is just around the corner. Anyone that says they don't goof is lying. Better luck next time dude.
half BIG UP 4 u!!! urs is a great point of view like spankin elvis have right appointed!!! :smile:

NET IS THE SPACE 4 SHARE EXPERIENCES :canabis: peace.......fili :wave:
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
no sweat, regroup...attack again!

no sweat, regroup...attack again!

Kalbhairav said:
I wouldn't worry or beat yourself up to much... I think if we were all perfect growers then there wouldn't be any fun in actually trying to get it absolutly faultless.. I've messed up my fare share of grows... and you got the right attitude, just keep going...

chin up man.. don't let it get you down...

Nah man. I aint sweatin it too much. Other than havin a whole lot less smoke than I thought right about now. :rolleyes: Shit happens.
Anybody that knows me will tell ya I don't take too much very seriously..especially myself! So, figured I'd share this crappy round of grow with my IC family and have a laugh over my bonehead move.
Now, If anyone else's soul is burdened with unconfessed crappy grows and you'd like to come here and unburden yourself and show off your crappy grow...Please do! It's very theraputic! Yeah, that's it...it'll be cook's cannakiller confession thread :biglaugh: So feel free to join in everybody and show off those mite infested overferted moldy light burnt budshots!

Like I say though, I'm not lettin the waste of time/space/ electricity/genetics get me down cuz I have more already growing :yes: Hopefully my next thread will be "perfectly cooked- a grower's redemption!"
Keep em green yall- and WARM! :biglaugh:
cook
 
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Guest

Damn cook sorry to hear that. I won't throw any stones :biglaugh: but look out for the *bong* comeing at ya :biglaugh: Lets hope your next grow will be near perfect and a bountifull harvest. The buds that you did harvest look pretty tasty though. Goodluck on the next one. peace. :friends:
 

BushyOldGrower

Bubblegum Specialist
Veteran
We live and learn but we still make mistakes and stoners do it too. Everyone screws up but at least we have an excuse. :D

MY stoner mistake of placing an old pot of roots under a pot with a plant growing it led to the discovery of double potting. Perhaps a cold night will someday be found to increase thc content if done at just the right stage later in flowering. BOG

Who knows?
 

cooked cook

bake at 420 until nicely toasted
or maybe...

or maybe...

maybe if I let em get even colder than I did last time, we'll find out that frozen bud on a stick is a delicious and refreshing treat! :canabis:
:biglaugh:
I was glad that I took a bunch of clones just before this happened, and had my clones in a totally seperate area. They did just fine, and I'm REALLY glad I shared a few with a good friend. So, I got lucky on that part. Those clones are flowering away as we speak! cook watches calendar...is it ready yet?!?!?!
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